Science and Religion Converge?

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by kentuckyklira
This means I´ll be drawing my money out of Templeton funds!

I think you should invest it in Pat Robertson's 700 Club. They do wonderful work.

[kentuckyklira]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
I think you should invest it in Pat Robertson's 700 Club. They do wonderful work.

I currently feel courageous and have invested in stock options. I won´t tell you which though!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Warham
God would do it to glorify Himself. The act of creating all those stars and planets alone, with no life on them, is enough to give him glory. The mere fact that He gave this planet life is glorious enough.

What?

[Satan]

Originally posted by Warham
God would do it to glorify Himself. The act of creating all those stars and planets alone, with no life on them, is enough to give him glory. The mere fact that He gave this planet life is glorious enough.

Thanks..... it's been at least 3000 years since a Devil laughed that hard!

[Warham]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
What?

Doesn't require an explanation.

[Seshmeister]

Well obviously not for you.

I have a little elf that lives at the bottom of my garden called Mr Squiggles. I've never seen him or any evidence that he exists but if you don't share my faith that he is the greatest little fucking elf in the world I'm gonna kill your children you fucking heathen...

[Warham]

Like I said, if you were that interested in knowing what I was talking about, you could do some Googling.

I'm not wasting my time on this here. Not anymore.

And cheers to Mr. Squiggles.

[Satan]

Apparently Mr Squiggles does exist, but he doesn't seem to have a problem with elf homosexuality.