If the Messiah ran for President, would ye vote for Me?

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  • Jesus Christ
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 2434

    If the Messiah ran for President, would ye vote for Me?

    Verily, if thy constitution were ammended to allow a foreign born person to become President of the United States, would you vote for Me?

    Why or why not?
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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #2
    Before I answer this question I want to say upfront that I am excluding FORD and his beliefs from the equasion...

    The answer is YES!

    Why? Because I know and believe Jesus is God in the flesh.. simple!

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    • Ally_Kat
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7612

      #3
      i highly doubt the Lord would run for political office.
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      • Jesus Christ
        Veteran
        • Jan 2004
        • 2434

        #4
        Indeed I am God in the flesh, My son. But how does that mean that I would be a great President.?

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        • John Ashcroft
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 2127

          #5
          Doesn't Jesus already run our country? After all, it's not called "God's Country" for nothing...

          Why do you think Europe (and the rest of the world) sucks so bad? It's quite clear God's on our side...

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          • Jesus Christ
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 2434

            #6
            Originally posted by Ally_Kat
            i highly doubt the Lord would run for political office.
            Wouldn't "King of the Jews" be considered a political office?

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            • Jesus Christ
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 2434

              #7
              Originally posted by John Ashcroft
              Doesn't Jesus already run our country? After all, it's not called "God's Country" for nothing...

              Why do you think Europe (and the rest of the world) sucks so bad? It's quite clear God's on our side...
              Dad doesn't take sides, My son. And verily, if I ran this country, do ye think there would be so much rotting corruption in thy political parties?

              And yes, I do mean both of them

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #8
                No.

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                • John Ashcroft
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2127

                  #9
                  No to what? Europe sucking?...

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #10
                    No I don't think there would be so much rotting corruption in THY political parties...

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #11
                      ..and Europe sucking...:D

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                      • Ally_Kat
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 7612

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                        Wouldn't "King of the Jews" be considered a political office?
                        seperation of church and state
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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #13
                          Hey Ally sweetheart.. Would you please post the original meaning of "seperation of church and state" ??

                          Please ??

                          I love you...

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                          • Ally_Kat
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 7612

                            #14
                            flattery will get you no where Mr. Elvis :p

                            Ther was a rumor that the Congregationalist faith was going to become the national religion. People feared the persecution that had happened in England. The country was founded on a religious freedom principle and non-Congregationalists feared they would haveto adhere to this faith they were not apart of.

                            So good ol' Tommy J wrote a letter to some Baptists where he said that a wall separating church and state had been made with the 1st ammendment, meaning that there would never be an official state church like there was with, say, the Church of England. This way, you had the freedom to be any religion you wanted to, and not forced to join some church you didn't believe in because the gov't said it was the official one.
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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15

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