''Winds of Black Death' strike against America is now in its final stage...90 percent

[Junyore Grades]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Do ye think the Messiah would lie unto you?

He, the real Jesus, said he would come like a thief in the night. What don't you get about blasphemy?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Do ye think the Messiah would lie unto you?

how does it go...no one knows the day or hour except the Father in heaven?

So even the Son wouldn't know

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
how does it go...no one knows the day or hour except the Father in heaven?

So even the Son wouldn't know

Ye speaketh the truth, but I did not say the day or hour, did I? But indeed I did tell you when the time would be near, and what to look for (Matthew 24)

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by knuckleboner
no. but you were known to talk in parables from time to time.

Parables are not lies, My son. They are stories which leadeth the listener to think and discover the real meaning unto themselves.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Ye speaketh the truth, but I did not say the day or hour, did I? But indeed I did tell you when the time would be near, and what to look for (Matthew 24)

Yes, but hun, there are also suppose to be others claiming to be the Christ coming to save His Father's children. That and the whole nations rising up, the famines, and the arthquakes are just the beginning of the birth pains and as any woman would know, labor can last an awful long time.

That and I believe later on in the chapter He goes on to say that the signs will be so unmistakable that all of mankind shall know what is afoot.

[knuckleboner]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Parables are not lies, My son. They are stories which leadeth the listener to think and discover the real meaning unto themselves.

i know. that's what i'm saying. the deptiction of the end of times may or may not be a parable...

[John Ashcroft]

Does Rueters speak in parables?

They still refuse to acknowledge Bin laden's own admission of 9/11. It's still simply "The United States blames al Qaeda for September 2001 attacks on New York on Washington that killed some 3,000 people."

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by John Ashcroft
Does Rueters speak in parables?

They still refuse to acknowledge Bin laden's own admission of 9/11. It's still simply "The United States blames al Qaeda for September 2001 attacks on New York on Washington that killed some 3,000 people."

That is not a parable, My son. For the Son of Bush hath accused Al Qaeda, and there are reasons for them being valid suspects. But verily, there hath yet been no proof presented unto the media and unto the public. Rather the Son of Bush hath gone out of his way to block an inquiry into those events. But he shalt not prevent My Father in Heaven who hath seen all. And no, He won't let Me tell you what that is

Cuts into the whole "free will" thing, ye must understandeth.....

[John Ashcroft]

How'd that line go over for Dean?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
That is not a parable, My son. For the Son of Bush hath accused Al Qaeda, and there are reasons for them being valid suspects. But verily, there hath yet been no proof presented unto the media and unto the public. Rather the Son of Bush hath gone out of his way to block an inquiry into those events. But he shalt not prevent My Father in Heaven who hath seen all. And no, He won't let Me tell you what that is

Cuts into the whole "free will" thing, ye must understandeth.....

um...old Binny was connected to the 93 attack and didn't he admit to the finale via videotape?

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
um...old Binny was connected to the 93 attack and didn't he admit to the finale via videotape?

No, that was a fabrication of thy Pharisee media. The person in the video was not Bin Laden, and the words being spoken hath nothing to do with the attacks on thy country.

[John Ashcroft]

According to the Democratic Underground sources naturally... The same Democratic Underground that banned you for debating their other positions.

[ELVIS]

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[diamondD]

Beware false prophets comes to mind.