Man With Suitcases in Standoff at Capitol

[DrMaddVibe]

No, it's Jet Li filming his newest flick, "Fuck All Of The Conspiricies In The Ass"

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
No, it's Jet Li filming his newest flick, "Fuck All Of The Conspiricies In The Ass"

Also starring Sean Penn and directed by Clint Eastwood, it's got Oscar buzz already, I hear.

[DrMaddVibe]

Well then Sandra Bullock is in too!

[bueno bob]

Sandra Bullock and Jet Li are the next Brad and Jennifer without a doubt.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Warham
Professional camera???

Shit, I've taken better pictures than that in my sleep with my $200 camera.

I've seen those pics. Just how drunk WERE you and Big Bad Brian to wind up in bed like that???

[Phil theStalker]

The man couldn't speak English. He was a Chinese tourist. His body language is different, too. I hope he sues their asses f4or not following normal police procedure t2o better communicate with the man bef4ore da use aff force.

I wish I was his lawyer.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by academic punk
I've seen those pics. Just how drunk WERE you and Big Bad Brian to wind up in bed like that???

I had respect f4or Warham and BBB, butt nows dat's shot t2o hell, guys.

Thanks a lot you t2wo twinkies.

Does Warham have a creamy center?

Does BBB eat da middle aff an Orea fir1st and save da chocolate cookie outside f4or last? huh

[FORD]

Now that they've announced that the guy was Chinese, maybe he really WAS there to meet Junior.

The BCE have been tied to the Chinese communist government for ages. Maybe this was one of their business partners and he got lost looking for the White House?

Seriously though, what will probably happen, now that the fact that the suitcases were clean has become common knowledge, is that the media whores will announce within the next two days that the whole thing was a "Homeland Security drill" and that everything went exactly as planned.

[Warham]

And then the media will get back on their 'crucify Tom Delay' mission from God.

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by FORD


The BCE have been tied to the Chinese communist government for ages.

Ever tried to get good Chinese take-out? Ever had one of them deliver?

Nothing to see here. Move along little man.

[x3maine]

Originally posted by Warham
And then the media will get back on their 'crucify Tom Delay' mission from God.

But wait - the media is all left wing, and left wingers don't even believe in God!

The only ones who get Missions from God are George Bush and his Apostles, Tom Delay, most Republicunts, the FCC, etc etc etc.

God only speaks to Republicunts. Everyone knows this.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Warham
And then the media will get back on their 'crucify Tom Delay' mission from God.

Well, at least he'll be crucified for his own sins.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by FORD
Well, at least he'll be crucified for his own sins.

A zinger!! A five star zinger!!!

[Warham]

Originally posted by x3maine
But wait - the media is all left wing, and left wingers don't even believe in God!

The only ones who get Missions from God are George Bush and his Apostles, Tom Delay, most Republicunts, the FCC, etc etc etc.

God only speaks to Republicunts. Everyone knows this.

I guess you haven't been reading the Democrat memos that have been circulating around. Dingy Harry (D-NV) says they have to get in touch with the Christian voter, to show them that Jesus was card-carrying liberal.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Warham
Jesus was a card-carrying liberal.

As ye hath said, My son

http://www.cardcarryingliberal.com/