Shhhh...jesus Christ has something to say....

[John Ashcroft]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
My opinions are pushed to drill them into the tiny minds of ashcrof and the like.

And you're doing a wonderful job of it, pivot-boy.

Has this dude finished a complete thought yet?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Angel
and that wasn't really ELVIS that said that.

We cleared that up yesterday hippie...

[ELVIS]

Big Troubles..

You don't seem to understand what this forum is about...

We're entertaining your drivel out of boredom...

You'll be taken seriously when you actually contribute a thought...

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jerry Falwell
"tyo" nice spelling yourself there einstein.

Who in the tiny ass hairs of Sam Hagars crack are you to call me out on anything? let alone a spelling error.
I rush my posts. I type fast, so I spell incorrectly from time to time. Know what else I do from time to time? Turn wanna be's into never were's and down the road into whatever happen to's...so flake away...Before I take a big internet piss on your face.

There hows that for rude Angel? Am I getting better? LOL

[Big Troubles]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh....Thats better....now do as your told mo fucker.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Big Troubles..

You don't seem to understand what this forum is about...

We're entertaining your drivel out of boredom...

You'll be taken seriously when you actually contribute a thought...

That wasn't very nice. And I thought we were being civil. apparently not. You want a complete thought contributed from me? Regarding what? Ask away. And in the meantime, let me point out you havn't contributed a thing in this thread besides telling me "dude he's not really ashcroft" and "im not really elvis".

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Now maybe everyone else can tell me why they are in here?

I'm on this part of the board because politics interest me and I like to talk about it.

Originally posted by Big Troubles
My opinions are pushed to drill them into the tiny minds of ashcrof and the like.
and I'll find him in the front line? great. thats where you'll find me then too, since we are aloowed to go "whereever the action is" right?

so basically, you're here to troll JA?

[ELVIS]

That wasn't civil ??

[Big Troubles]

and drivel? I make complete sense. full sentences and all. lol but that comment hurt my feelings. drivel entertaining for your boredom.
Now I dont think we can be friends. Friends dont let friends be entertained out of boredom from one selfs drivel.

[ELVIS]

Your subject matter is complete drivel...

[Big Troubles]

Ok. fine. Im sorry I bore you. Does this help...?

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.



Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.



Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.



Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.



Now it gets really weird.



Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.



Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.



Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.



John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.



Both assassins were known by their three names.



Both names are composed of fifteen letters.



Now hang on to your seat.



Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'

Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a

warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in
a

theatre.



Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.



And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

[Big Troubles]

entertain you yet?

if not Im not sure what will...? shall i wiz on that other guy again? cause I can do it....LOL

[Ally_Kat]

Biggie, I think the point was that this isn't Front Line material. This part of the board is more for stuff going on in the news about politics and the such.

[ELVIS]

Duh!

[Big Troubles]

ok. I got the hint. bye.