Report: Saddam Insists He Is Iraqi Leader

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by FORD
No chance of that whatsoever.... The BCE won't allow Saddam to live. He knows too much about them.

If that is true then why have we been keeping him in custody? Why haven't we killed him already?

Damn Dave, come back to reality once in a while.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
If that is true then why have we been keeping him in custody? Why haven't we killed him already?

Damn Dave, come back to reality once in a while.

Why do WE have him in custody AT ALL ???

Why not turn him over now the Iraqis????

[Warham]

Because the Iraqis don't have access to the Family Size bags of Doritos that we currently possess.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Warham
Because the Iraqis don't have access to the Family Size bags of Doritos that we currently possess.

IF I was responding to your posts, I would tell you how damn funny that was....

But since I swore not to respond to you, I'll just have to laugh to myself...

[FORD]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
If that is true then why have we been keeping him in custody? Why haven't we killed him already?

Damn Dave, come back to reality once in a while.

They have to create the illusion of a fair trial. For that matter, this could ALL be illusion. I really don't think this guy looks all that much like Saddam Hussein.

Saddam in "happier" times

In fact, I seem to remember that the real Saddam had whitish-gray hair (he dyed it, just as Reagan did)

But Dorito munching Saddam isn't getting hair coloring treatments, is he?

Who's to say some BCE casting director didn't find one of Saddam's old doubles and modify his look, based on Tom Hanks in "Castaway" while the REAL Hussein was paid very handsomely (say maybe a missing $9 billion) to drop off the face of the earth permanently.



But don't worry about the actor playing Saddam... the Fab Five will clean him up for trial....

[diamondD]

Originally posted by FORD
High fructose corn syrup, MSG, and trans fats.... yeah, that could be interpreted as torture.

So is Guinness a form of torture too, Mr Atkins?

[FORD]

Originally posted by diamondD
So is Guinness a form of torture too, Mr Atkins?

:D

Sure, Guinness has carbs, but they aren't as processed as the ones in junk food.

[Keeyth]

From the way his guards are portraying it, Hussein doesn't seem to have it half bad right now. He oughta be in lock down 23 hours a day with nothing but bread and water like other murderers. Instead, they are starting to paint a sympathetic picture of the 'butcher of Baghdad' that will probably end up winning him positive public opinion...

...and we will never capture Osama because he is still a CIA asset which they created lets not forget... ...he (or his capture) may still be useful as political clout for a future (God forbid) Bush to use in a campaign... ...I mean come on. The guy is on dialysis... ...he can't be that hard to find. I love how the latest report says they have "an excellent idea of where he is, but we have to respect other countries soverenty." What B.S.!
What about us respecting Iraq's soverenty???? Where was that line of thinking back then?