Fresh Bushisms

[FORD]

Junior only "graduated" because his degrees were bought and paid for.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by FORD
Junior only "graduated" because his degrees were bought and paid for.

He actually had a very funny joke (written by his speechwriters one should imagine) about that once.

He was in the same graduating class as who is now I believe a Dean there. When Bush went to give a graduation speech back in June 2001, he quipped, "Me and Dean ___ were good friends in those days, and spent many hours together at the library. He agreed not to read aloud. I agreed not to snore too much."

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by FORD
Junior only "graduated" because his degrees were bought and paid for.

Exactly.

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by academic punk
He actually had a very funny joke (written by his speechwriters one should imagine) about that once.

He was in the same graduating class as who is now I believe a Dean there. When Bush went to give a graduation speech back in June 2001, he quipped, "Me and Dean ___ were good friends in those days, and spent many hours together at the library. He agreed not to read aloud. I agreed not to snore too much."

Sounds like he leads the country the same way he did his schoolwork... ...asleep!

[Grant]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Fresh Bushisms

Originally posted by Rikk
At least Clinton was fucking funny. Hell, have you heard some of Kennedy's jokes? The dude could have done stand-up.

Yep, I like his one on J Edgar Hoover, "I might have to pick an FBI Director and it's going to be hard to fill in J Edgar Hoover's...pumps." :D

Remember his laughing footage with Yeltsin. Oh, such nostaligic good memories, how I miss those.

Now I have to listen to a pea-sized brain moron trying to be a modern day Winston Churchill. I cringe everytime I hear Bush speak. He is beyond pathetic, it's scary.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Keeyth
Exactly.

Is that what you tell people also? I'll bet you don't admit you rode the short bus to school.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Gimme a fucking break, Rikk. You crack me up. You talk about dumb-fuck W but then brag about being a University grad?

Aren't you trying to get into teacher's college or something or other up there? The man you're referring to graduated from both Harvard and Yale and you're having difficulty meeting the qualifications to teach third-graders. :D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Gimme a fucking break, Rikk. You crack me up. You talk about dumb-fuck W but then brag about being a University grad?

Aren't you trying to get into teacher's college or something or other up there? The man you're referring to graduated from both Harvard and Yale and you're having difficulty meeting the qualifications to teach third-graders. :D

There's nothing particulary difficult in graduating from YALE if daddy went there and contributed. BUSH is what's called a "legacy!"

[scamper]

If places like Yale and Harvard are just handing out degrees for money, are those degrees worth anything?

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Is that what you tell people also? I'll bet you don't admit you rode the short bus to school.

If I really did ride the short bus I'd probably be President right now, don't ya think?

I bet you don't admit I could fuck your girlfriend with all the time you leave her alone while you're out getting tea-bagged!!:D

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
There's nothing particulary difficult in graduating from YALE if daddy went there and contributed. BUSH is what's called a "legacy!"

Give me a break.

If that's the case, our entire educational system is flawed.

All of it.

Particularly the EDUCATORS.

No Integrity.....and that goes for both the public and private sector...nationwide.

I don't believe that.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Give me a break.

If that's the case, our entire educational system is flawed.

All of it.

Particularly the EDUCATORS.

No Integrity.....and that goes for both the public and private sector...nationwide.

I don't believe that.

I do.

It IS flawed, greatly.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Give me a break.

If that's the case, our entire educational system is flawed.

All of it.

Particularly the EDUCATORS.

No Integrity.....and that goes for both the public and private sector...nationwide.

I don't believe that.

Our higher education system has been flawed since Yale was opened. They even opened their own prep school, Philips Academy.

It was founded as a school for the RICH.

Nothing has changed.

If you're not smart enough to get into Yale you just have to be rich.

Still the same.

Flawed.

Get water, get food, get ready.

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Give me a break.

If that's the case, our entire educational system is flawed.

All of it.

Particularly the EDUCATORS.

No Integrity.....and that goes for both the public and private sector...nationwide.

I don't believe that.

What, you don't listen to radio talk shows? Read a newspaper???
There are major flaws in our educational system. For one thing, just last month they said that a school in Sacramento, our state capitol, did not have enough school books for each student to have one.
Our Governor 'borrowed' over 2 billion (that's with a B) dollars from the school system and never paid it back. Talk about no integrity.

Believe that.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
Our higher education system has been flawed since Yale was opened. They even opened their own prep school, Philips Academy.

It was founded as a school for the RICH.

Nothing has changed.

If you're not smart enough to get into Yale you just have to be rich.

You're just pissed because you were neither. :D