Senator Kerry -- the likability gap

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  • BigBadBrian
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10625

    Senator Kerry -- the likability gap

    Senator Kerry -- the likability gap
    Larry Elder


    April 1, 2004


    If Kerry goes down in the fall, trace the blame to . . . Butchy Cataldo.

    Kerry's critics point to his shifting stands on NAFTA, the war in Iraq, the No Child Left Behind Act and the Patriot Act. Kerry detractors expect the public to catch on when Kerry -- a fiscal liberal -- attacks Bush for "fiscal irresponsibility."

    But, actually Kerry has a deeper problem -- his lack of likability and the Butchy Cataldo Factor.

    Butchy Cataldo?

    Well, Sen. Kerry doesn't know, either. Precisely the problem, according to a window-to-the-soul story in the New Republic.

    The people who know Kerry best consider Kerry aloof, imperious and condescending. Even worse, Kerry can't seem to retain their names. At a 1996 Massachusetts political affair, a Democratic Massachusetts State legislator said to his friends, "Watch this."

    He walked up to Kerry and said, "Hi, Senator -- Representative Butchy Cataldo." At this, Kerry smiled, slapped his back and exclaimed, "Butchy, so good to see you again!" One problem -- the guy, the state rep -- was not Butchy Cataldo. In fact, Butchy Cataldo ran and lost to this Kerry-greeting legislator whose name is Bill Reinstein, a man bearing no resemblance to the tall, dark-haired Cataldo.

    Call this a likability gap -- a problem for Kerry.

    Presidential candidate George W. Bush, in 2000, unaware of an open mike looming nearby, whispered to his running mate, Dick Cheney, and said, "There's Adam Clymer, a major league a--hole from the New York Times." Liberal columnist Maureen Dowd took Bush to task for his profanity, reminding Bush that he now, in fact, plays in the "major leagues." But Sen. Kerry, in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine -- not during a perceived, private, off-the-record conversation -- said that he voted for the Iraq war resolution without realizing that Bush would "'F' it up." Only Sen. Kerry didn't really say, "F." Major leagues, Senator.

    Likability?

    At a campaign stop in Chicago before an AFL-CIO leadership group, a supporter urged Kerry to fight hard. Kerry, unaware that his microphone could pick up his conversation, said this about the Bush administration: "We're going to keep pounding. These guys are the most crooked, you know, lying group I've ever seen. It's scary." The Kerry campaign insisted that the senator referred only to his "Republican critics," not the Bush administration or the president himself. (Believe that one when Osama bin Laden converts to Judaism.) Republicans equal: crooks-liars-warmongers-environmental-rapists and protectors-of-friends-in-high-places.

    Likability?

    On the eve of the first anniversary of the war in Iraq with the Democratic nomination cinched, Kerry jetted to Idaho to go skiing. As Kerry snowboarded down a hill, a Secret Service agent inadvertently found himself in the senator's path. Kerry took a header. When reporters later asked Kerry about his fall, he snapped, "I don't fall down." Kerry blamed this tumble on his "son-of-a-b-tch" Secret Service agent. Son-of-a-b-tch Secret Service agent? The agent complained about Kerry's treatment and remark.

    (Maybe the agent feels miffed since his job description requires him to take a bullet, if necessary, for Sen. Kerry. A little gratitude might be appreciated.) A spokesperson for the Secret Service said, "Obviously, the complications and burden of being monitored 24 hours a day is not just a simple inconvenience. But Sen. Kerry should understand agents are working for his safety and well-being." (According to the Drudge Report, reporters observed Kerry falling at least six times.)

    Likability?

    Kerry faults Bush's handling of the war in Iraq, accusing the president of "unilateralism" based on "arrogance." For, as president and commander-in-chief, Kerry expects to be able to bring to the table all parties interested in forging multilateral approaches to worldwide issues. In other words, Kerry expects to use his diplomatic flair and non-arrogant personality to convince the French, Germans and Russians -- all of whom did business with Saddam Hussein and lost money and influence after his fall. Does Kerry expect the governments of the Middle East to come to the table and agree on encouraging the spread of democracy while it threatens to destroy the leaderships' power? Presumably, Kerry expects to use his warm, persuasive personality to cobble together a coalition that the war-mongering, arrogant President Bush could only dream about.

    Likability?

    Kerry reminds me of a story I once read about the San Francisco Giants' slugger Barry Bonds. Mired in a batting slump, Bonds sat in the locker room and complained about his uncharacteristic struggle to get his offense going. I can't put my finger on the problem, said Barry aloud. I'm struggling. Can't buy a hit. Bonds then looked up and noticed a chronically poor-hitting teammate nearby. Bonds turned to him and said something like -- you must feel like this all the time.

    So, how could the often tone-deaf Kerry work on his likability? He could drop the approach -- sincere or contrived -- that Bush equals Satan. Or maybe he should ask Butchy Cataldo.
    “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush
  • Dr. Love
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7833

    #2
    I'd like to see the 'F word' used more in the political arena.
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 59142

      #3
      So would I.

      As in BUSH IS A FUCKING LYING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.

      Or maybe KERRY AND THE DLC ARE FUCKING PNAC SELLOUTS.
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • Dr. Love
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7833

        #4
        Eh, it's a start.
        I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

        http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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        • John Ashcroft
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 2127

          #5
          Or, "The Dems have a fucking snowball's chance in hell of regaining the House and Senate this election".

          Or, "There's just no fucking way Kerry's gonna beat Bush".

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          • BigBadBrian
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 10625

            #6
            Kerry is evidently fond of the word "Fuck."

            Any odds he says it with a nearby mic open in the campaign in the following months?
            “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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            • Dr. Love
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7833

              #7
              I hope so. It's getting boring.
              I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

              http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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              • Satan
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6664

                #8
                Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                Kerry is evidently fond of the word "Fuck."

                Any odds he says it with a nearby mic open in the campaign in the following months?
                Yeah, Hell forbid he might say something like

                That Adam Clymer, he's a major league asshole!

                or

                Fuck Saddam, we're taking him out!

                Nobody who said things like that could ever get elected.

                Oh, that's right... he wasn't
                Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                Originally posted by Sockfucker
                I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #9
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  So would I.

                  As in BUSH IS A FUCKING LYING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.

                  Or maybe KERRY AND THE DLC ARE FUCKING PNAC SELLOUTS.

                  Spoken like a true Christian...

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                  • BigBadBrian
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 10625

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Satan
                    Yeah, Hell forbid he might say something like

                    That Adam Clymer, he's a major league asshole!

                    or

                    Fuck Saddam, we're taking him out!

                    Nobody who said things like that could ever get elected.

                    Oh, that's right... he wasn't
                    That isn't the issue, FORD. Stay on topic.
                    “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                    • Viking
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 1774

                      #11
                      Fuckin' upload ain't working.......

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                      • Viking
                        Veteran
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1774

                        #12
                        Aw, the hell with it.

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                        • Chong Li
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 230

                          #13
                          Kerry is completely unlikeable. Even among Democrats he represents the process of elimination rather than an enthusiastic following.

                          He represents nothing. What does he stand for?


                          A year from now, its going to be hard to believe ANYONE ever believed this guy ever had a chance of being President.
                          "Can't you hear Jamies cryin? Shes runnin with the Devil oh nooooo!!! oh no!

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                          • FORD
                            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 59142

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                            Spoken like a true Christian...
                            Only Jesus is perfect, not me

                            Besides, didn't He say we should always tell the truth?
                            Eat Us And Smile

                            Cenk For America 2024!!

                            Justice Democrats


                            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                            • John Ashcroft
                              Veteran
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2127

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Chong Li
                              Kerry is completely unlikeable. Even among Democrats he represents the process of elimination rather than an enthusiastic following.

                              He represents nothing. What does he stand for?


                              A year from now, its going to be hard to believe ANYONE ever believed this guy ever had a chance of being President.
                              Mega-Dittos

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