How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    #16
    " I'll change the light bulb, but there better be the COCK I was promised afterwards"

    - JizzySTOOL
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576

      #17
      " Lightbulbs should be given the tools and support needed to change themselves"

      - Whiney ass Liberals like Lounge Machine
      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • scorpioboy33
        Commando
        • Jul 2004
        • 1415

        #18
        who are you outsmarting....your a troll with an alias...congrats. you're a real hero

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49567

          #19
          Originally posted by boy, u stupid
          these are the facts: lounge has entirely too much time on his hands.
          Yeah, if he were a loser, he'd keep making new boring aliases up, right JOE?

          George W. Bush won the presidential election with a RECORDS # of votes.
          What does "RECORDS # of votes" mean? 3-4 million votes is hardly a record....

          George W. Bush has won 4/5 elections for political office.

          Next question, thank you.
          JOE, why would you like him, he's against gay marriage and pedophiles...

          Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!!!

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            #20
            Originally posted by boy, u stupid
            How many times do you need to be out smarted???
            pedophile says what?

            How's life at NHS joey?






            Stay away from the little boys.
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32576

              #21
              Originally posted by boy, u stupid
              How many times do you need to be out smarted???
              Tell everyone how you spoke on national TV in NYC during the Republican National Convention joey.


              and own this site


              Funny how your aliases just keep getting gayer, and gayer:D
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • scorpioboy33
                Commando
                • Jul 2004
                • 1415

                #22
                good I'm not even that bright and I could tell it was an alias....alias are for spineless idiots

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                • Unchainme
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 7746

                  #23
                  Originally posted by boy, u stupid
                  How many times do you need to be out smarted???
                  Boy U Stupid Joe, Do us all a favor and please kill yourself.
                  Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                  • Unchainme
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 7746

                    #24
                    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                    " Lightbulbs should be given the tools and support needed to change themselves"

                    - Whiney ass Liberals like Lounge Machine
                    Lounge what would mine be like?
                    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                    • Nickdfresh
                      SUPER MODERATOR

                      • Oct 2004
                      • 49567

                      #25
                      How many parole officers does it tak to keep Joe THUNDER from a playground?


                      How many security people does if take to keep Joe THUNDER away from Brian MINTO?

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                      • FORD
                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 59648

                        #26


                        Anybody know how to clean Thunder slime off of weed eater blades? Fucking thing jammed up on me
                        Eat Us And Smile

                        Cenk For America 2024!!

                        Justice Democrats


                        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                        • LoungeMachine
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 32576

                          #27
                          Originally posted by FORD


                          Anybody know how to clean Thunder slime off of weed eater blades? Fucking thing jammed up on me

                          LMMFAO !!!!!!!1

                          Acetone should do the trick.

                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                          • Cathedral
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 6621

                            #28
                            At 8:14 am on August 27th there was a lightbulb failure of unknown origin that placed the hallway in the west wing of the White House into total darkness.
                            A team of investigators has been assigned to determine if this was indeed the work of Terrorists fully intent in sending us all into darkness, or a simple fillament failure.

                            The cost and timeline for this investigation is at this time, unknown.

                            The Department of Homeland Security has officially stated on record that these fixtures were supposed to have been replaced by flourescent lights, but allocation of those funds was suspended when threats against the light bulbs were discovered.

                            A White House employee went on record saying, "I don't understand it, that bulb has burned bright since i started working here in 1999", he also added, "That light bulb was just hanging there doing its job, why anyone would harm it is beyond me".

                            White House Officials could not be reached for comment beyond, "We are not prepared to make a statement as of yet", they also added, "We have to be careful at this time not to speculate on who attacked the light bulb".

                            The moment the bulb failed President Bush was whisked away aboard Air Force One to an undisclosed location.

                            More to come as this story developes.....................

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                            • BigBadBrian
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10625

                              #29
                              Originally posted by scorpioboy33
                              good I'm not even that bright
                              True enough.

                              “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                              • scorpioboy33
                                Commando
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 1415

                                #30
                                Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                                True enough.

                                oh zing!!!!!!! yah burned me

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