Questions of racism in hurricane photo captions; Yahoo responds

[Jesus Christ]

Judge not, lest ye be judged, My children.

For ye knoweth not the road that these people in New Orleans have walked, lest ye hath walked it yourselves.

Some things that have been done there will be forgiven when they stand before Me, and some things will not. But that will be determined on what was in their heart, and not the pigmentation of their skin.

Those who use inflammatory names based on race are not honoring My commandment to love thy neighbor as thyselves.

Remember that a thief and murderer asked for My forgiveness as he was hanging on the cross next to Me. Do ye think I would have considered the color of the man's skin as a factor.

The word "******" is not spoken in the Kingdom of God. And verily, there is a reason for that.

[ELVIS]

[Jesus Christ]

Do ye care to question the Lord, Gregory?

Where in My Word do ye see authorization to judge someone by their skin color?

[Jesus Christ]

**swarm of locusts chirping**

[diamondD]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Do ye care to question the Lord, Gregory?

Where in My Word do ye see authorization to judge someone by their skin color?

Where do you see that it's ok to pretend to be Jesus?

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by diamondD
Where do you see that it's ok to pretend to be Jesus?

Who is pretending, My son?

For the words I speaketh here are the words of Jesus Christ, are they not?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Do ye care to question the Lord, Gregory?

Where in My Word do ye see authorization to judge someone by their skin color?

That's not what I was doing, you liberal Jesus inpersonating dumbass...

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Who is pretending, My son?

For the words I speaketh here are the words of Jesus Christ, are they not?

Some are, many are not...

[LoungeMachine]

pretend?

ahhh, shit.

I thought He was the real deal....


damn.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by ELVIS
That's not what I was doing, you liberal Jesus inpersonating dumbass...

Ye distinguish one man from another by a racist word, and then ye apply that racist word to those who commit serious sins.

But thy context make it seem as though the skin color is the basis of the sin.

And that is wrong, Gregory, for all have sinned. Which by thy logic would make all black people "******s". Moreover, it would maketh YOU one as well.

Using this word is only a false premise that some mortals use to make themselves look better than those whom they accuse. But ye knoweth from My teachings that this is not the way ye should think.

There are no "******s", Gregory. Only sinners who hath been forgiven, and those who hath not. Look upon thy neighbors (quite literally in thy case) in that context and judge not as ye help them. And remember that ye are supposed to be representing Me

[ELVIS]

No ******s huh ??

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by ELVIS
No ******s huh ??

I do not liketh that word. Nor do I like any such word used for any other race. First of all, take this is the final word from thy Creator.... There ARE no races except for mankind. What ye mortals have erroneuously called "race" is a matter of skin pigmentation. And their hair might be a little different. But I assure thee, their blood, their bones, their DNA - which ye mortals didn't even know of 50 years ago - is the same as thine.

Black, white, red, yellow.... these are illusions born of sinful minds who look for reasons to hate. This is not My way, and ye know that is true.

[ELVIS]

Ok, how about black motherfucking piece-of-shit criminal no-good sinners ??

As opposed to "******" ...

[Mr. Ed]

OK. How about "overrated, hypocritical, white-trash, short-eyed, drug-abusing sell-out" instead of "Elvis Presley"?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Mr. Ed
OK. How about "overrated, hypocritical, white-trash, short-eyed, drug-abusing sell-out" instead of "Elvis Presley"?

You forgot pedophile and racist.


But carry on.....