FEMA Director Incompetent

[paulk1]

FEMA

Question is : What can Brown do for you ?

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
All I know is, I'm not playin' around. If we're supposed to evacuate, I'm gettin the FUCK out of dodge. I'm sure as hell not leaving that clown jeb to take care of me!

canned food and shotguns!

Smart man, i'd be right behind you, or in front of you...one or the other and not in a sexual way, tee hee.

Just make sure you have shells for that shotgun, lol.

And for survival, nothing beats mass bags of Pinto Beans and mass boxes of Corn Bread.
Canned Veggies last forever too.

Oh, don't forget to throw a can opener in your survival kit, bro.

And say your stuff is close to expiring?
Rotate the stock and take the soon to be expired stuff to the homeless shelters and the Free Store, but get reciepts because you can deduct portions of those donations from your taxes to help replace the old stuff.

Security isn't free, but it doesn't have to be expensive either.

Roth On!

[Cathedral]

Re: FEMA

Originally posted by paulk1
Question is : What can Brown do for you ?

Wipe its own ass after it abandons the chute.

[LoungeMachine]

Re: FEMA

Originally posted by paulk1
Question is : What can Brown do for you ?

He shoots, He scores. :D

Great one-liner [which I may steal and claim my own elsewhere]

Not bad for someone who Avgs. 1 post every 12 days

That's worth a 5 vote alone.

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by Cathedral
And for survival, nothing beats mass bags of Pinto Beans and mass boxes of Corn Bread.

Good tip! All I have is canned food. I'd be dying for some bread. I'm gonna git me some of that shit.

[Cathedral]

The Jiffy stuff works the best and i've made it with powdered egg and powdered milk...it worked out pretty well. it tasted pretty much the same but it lost some solidity and was prone to crumbling if you pawed it too much.
Fuck, any bean product will last 50 freakin years if you keep them vacume sealed.

That's survival eating that isn't bad at all, and healthy too.


You like yo corn bread ZESTY ?

Try this shit, but it wouldn't work in a limited water situation, lol.

[FORD]

Yes, sadly in a limited water situation, I would have to give up my love for the hot peppers, though I might have to try some of that "Ass Kicking Cornbread" before Junior fucks up the world any further.

[FORD]

I see it's a Cherokee company that also sells Fry Bread mix and "Salsa From HELL".... How the Hell haven't I heard of these guys before???

http://www.cherokeetrade.com/hotstuff.htm

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by FORD
I see it's a Cherokee company that also sells Fry Bread mix and "Salsa From HELL".... How the Hell haven't I heard of these guys before???

http://www.cherokeetrade.com/hotstuff.htm

I dunno, Ford, maybe you ain't the spicy customer you thought you wuz, lmmfao..

Try it though, the shit is good and I don't think it's all that hot, but then again i'm a huge Habanero fan.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Angel
I'm SO glad to hear that! Otherwise, I would have had to come down there and torture you in the worst ways possible!

What, actually let him see what you look like?

[Angel]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
What, actually let him see what you look like?

You're right, beauty like this is hard to handle. :D

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by blueturk
Vice President Dick Cheney defended FEMA on a tour of the region, saying he believes that the Bush administration managed to "strike the right balance" between political appointees and career professionals to oversee the relief efforts.

Riiight.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Cathedral
The Jiffy stuff works the best and i've made it with powdered egg and powdered milk...it worked out pretty well. it tasted pretty much the same but it lost some solidity and was prone to crumbling if you pawed it too much.
Fuck, any bean product will last 50 freakin years if you keep them vacume sealed.

That's survival eating that isn't bad at all, and healthy too.


You like yo corn bread ZESTY ?

Try this shit, but it wouldn't work in a limited water situation, lol.

It's amazing how many people forget about basics like vodka, cigarettes and rubbers.

[Guitar Shark]

Apparently, Brownie isn't doing a heckuva job anymore.