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  • Warham
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Mar 2004
    • 14589

    #16
    Originally posted by FORD
    Sounds like God hit the wrong end of town if that's the basis.

    But it's good that you dragged this verse out, because it's proof that God didn't nuke Sodom & Gommorrah because of "Adam & Steve".
    No, that was only part of the problem.

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    • Jesus Christ
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 2428

      #17
      Originally posted by Angel
      Why would he? God's son is black for crying out loud.

      But as for Bush? Yes, he's made it quite obvious - but it's not blacks he hates, its poor people.
      I'm not really Black. Though I have no problem with the paintings which depict Me as such. I'm also not the blonde, blue-eyed guy in the Mormon church paintings, though they do not offendeth Me either.

      Let's just say that as with most Mediterranean Jews, I had a very good suntan

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      • Angel
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7481

        #18
        Originally posted by Jesus Christ
        I'm not really Black. Though I have no problem with the paintings which depict Me as such. I'm also not the blonde, blue-eyed guy in the Mormon church paintings, though they do not offendeth Me either.

        Let's just say that as with most Mediterranean Jews, I had a very good suntan
        I thought of that last night, JC. Of course, you have that wonderful "olive" tone and those dark eyes... "Arabic" some would call it.
        "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120

          #19
          Originally posted by FORD
          Sounds like God hit the wrong end of town if that's the basis.

          But it's good that you dragged this verse out, because it's proof that God didn't nuke Sodom & Gommorrah because of "Adam & Steve".
          "Adam & Steve" according to the bible falls under the description of "detestable...

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          • BigBadBrian
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 10625

            #20
            Originally posted by Angel
            I thought of that last night, JC. Of course, you have that wonderful "olive" tone and those dark eyes... "Arabic" some would call it.
            I'd call it Jewish. Jesus was a Jew you dumb cunt.

            “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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            • Angel
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7481

              #21
              Originally posted by BigBadBrian
              I'd call it Jewish. Jesus was a Jew you dumb cunt.

              Jewish is a religion, idiot.

              Jesus was a Jewish Arab. There are Muslim Arabs, Jewish Arabs, Christian Arabs, etc...

              "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #22
                I'm not so sure Jesus was an Arab...

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                • Angel
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7481

                  #23
                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                  I'm not so sure Jesus was an Arab...
                  Nobody knows just what he was ethnically though, do they? However, pretty much guaranteed he wasn't white. If you go strictly by the geographical area, what else would you describe him as?
                  "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #24
                    Jewish...

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                    • Angel
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7481

                      #25
                      Again, that's a religion. What is his ethnicity?
                      "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                      • DLR'sCock
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 2937

                        #26
                        Did you know that there is no genetic difference at the DNA level between Palestinian Arabs, and Israeli Jews...

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                        • BigBadBrian
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10625

                          #27
                          Originally posted by DLR'sCock
                          Did you know that there is no genetic difference at the DNA level between Palestinian Arabs, and Israeli Jews...
                          True.

                          So Jesus was a Jew, not an Arab. Told you so Angel.

                          :p
                          “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                          • Warham
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 14589

                            #28
                            Jesus was crucified for being 'King of the Jews'. That's what his crime was, according to the placard above his head on the cross. It was typical for the Romans to put the crime you were crucified for on a placard above your head.

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                            • Seshmeister
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Oct 2003
                              • 35201

                              #29
                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              "Adam & Steve" according to the bible falls under the description of "detestable...
                              But only in the crazy book with the other mad stuff in it.

                              You like shellfish?

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                              • DLR'sCock
                                Crazy Ass Mofo
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2937

                                #30
                                Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                                True.

                                So Jesus was a Jew, not an Arab. Told you so Angel.

                                :p


                                hmmmmm you missed the point completely....

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