Pat Robertson does it again!!

[stringfelowhawk]

Pat Robertson opens his peter beaters WAY to often and then apologizes expecting everyone to accept it and wait till the next time he blames someone for what the fuck ever or calls for someone to be assassinated. He claims to be a "christian". If he's a christian I'm glad I stopped going to church cause this motherfucker is just about as extreme as Osama and his clan. When I was younger my grandmother would watch the 700 club everytime it came on and even as young as I was I could plainly tell he was a hypocrit. This man is a peice of shit. He needs to step down from his soap box cause he's been inhaling to many suds! If he died tomorrow I'd smile trying to imagine the look on his face when he realizes he forgot his sunblock. I guess he and W will be sharing a one bedroom brim stone in the exclusive seventh level of hell community, over looking the majestic "Lake Of Fire" with all the pleasures imaginable. It has all the comforts of his current bedroom such as chains, whips, blunt instruments, a roomy but adequate closet filled with all the skeletons of the people that were in the way. It has burning coal floors, a working year round fireplace, and a front side view of the ever beautiful "Valley Of Torture". All this at the unbelievably low price of their lost souls.
They're gonna be pissed when Luc, (the seller) slips the "Rainbow Clause" in the contract. Which states they must engage in nightly anal sex.

Of course, this is just my humble opinion.
Pat Robertson is the inspiration for Genesis' "Jesus, He Knows Me"!
W is so fuckin dumb the heat will probably change his mind about global warming. "Isn't it ironic?" "Don't you think?"

"Jesus, He Knows Me"

You see the face on the tv screen
Coming at you every sunday
See that face on the billboard
That man is me

On the cover of the magazine
There’s no question why I’m smiling
You buy a piece of paradise
You buy a piece of me

I’ll get you everything you wanted
I’ll get you everything you need
Don’t need to believe in hereafter
Just believe in me

Cos jesus he knows me
And he knows I’m right
I’ve been talking to jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I’m right
And he’s been telling me
Everything is alright

I believe in the family
With my ever loving wife beside me
But she don’t know about my girlfriend
Or the man I met last night

Do you believe in god
Cos that’s what I’m selling
And if you wanna get to heaven
I’ll see you right

You won’t even have to leave your house
Or get outta your chair
You don’t even have to touch that dial
Cos I’m everywhere

And jesus he knows me
And he knows I’m right
I’ve been talking to jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I’m right
Well he’s been telling me
Everything’s gonna be alright

Won’t find me practising what I’m preaching
Won’t find me making no sacrifice
But I can get you a pocketful of miracles
If you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
Just do as I say, don’t do as I do

I’m counting my blessings,
I’ve found true happiness
Cos I’m getting richer, day by day
You can find me in the phone book,
Just call my toll free number
You can do it anyway you want
Just do it right away

There’ll be no doubt in your mind
You’ll believe everything I’m saying
If you wanna get closer to him
Get on your knees and start paying

Cos jesus he knows me
And he knows I’m right
I’ve been talking to jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I’m right
Well he’s been telling me
Everything’s gonna be alright, alright

Jesus he knows me
Jesus he knows me, you know...

[5:01 am]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/katrina/robertson.asp

Claim: Pat Robertson said that Hurricane Katrina was caused by God's anger over the selection of lesbian comedienne Ellen Degeneres to host the upcoming Emmy Awards.

Status: False.

Example: [Dateline Hollywood, 2005]

ROBERTSON BLAMES HURRICANE ON CHOICE OF ELLEN DEGENERES TO HOST EMMYS

Lesbian is New Orleans native

Hollywood — Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God's way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year's Emmy Awards. "By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God's wrath," Robertson said on "The 700 Club" on Sunday. "Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?"

Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.

[Rest of article here.]

Origins: Good satire neatly straddles the divide between the believable and the incredible, and the Dateline Hollywood article quoted above achieved that balance so well that many readers mistook it for a straight news article. This acceptance was due in large part to U.S. evangelist Pat Robertson's history of making rather outrageous public statements on his 700 Club television program, including his recent call for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo
Chavez.

The satirical premise expressed in the original piece, that Mr. Robertson might make a connection between homosexuality and hurricanes, doesn't even require stretching the truth. During a 6 August 1998 broadcast of The 700 Club, Mr. Robertson addressed comments at participants of the Orlando, Florida, Gay Pride Festival, stating: "I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you."

Those not quite convinced that the Dateline Hollywood article really was intended as satire are invited to read that web publication's explanation of their history, starting with their founding in 360 BC as Gladiators Weekly.

Last updated: 12 September 2005


The URL for this page is http://www.snopes.com/politics/katrina/robertson.asp

[jcook11]

Re: Pat Robertson does it again!!

Originally posted by David Lee Rocks
LOL, is this guy nuts or what?!! He said the other day that hurricane katrina happened because Ellen is hosting the Emmy awards!! Not only that, he also said that Ellen was also host of the emmys the year 911 happened too, therefore that was her fault too! God judging America for embracing Ellen!! LOL, cant we just throw these tv evangelists to the lions already? Or would that be wrong?

Although throwing them to the lions would be funny, let them speak,the pure comedy is priceless

[ELVIS]

Maybe Ellen is the antichrist...

[jcook11]

Pat Robertson,Benny Hinn,Jimmy Swaggert are all retareded IMO.As for Ellen,Rosie O'donell Oprah,Dr.Phil and the rest I just don't find them entertaining or funny.....I don't give a rats ass if they are gay or straight

[David Lee Rocks]

maybe Pat Robertson is just jealous because Ellen gets more pussy than he does? LOL

[FORD]

Dr Phil is gay?

[FORD]

Originally posted by David Lee Rocks
maybe Pat Robertson is just jealous because Ellen gets more pussy than he does? LOL

I know I'm jealous, because of the pussy she's getting......

[David Lee Rocks]

Originally posted by FORD
I know I'm jealous, because of the pussy she's getting......

hehehehe

[POJO_Risin]

Who gives a fuck. Anyone who follows what Robertson says is a fucking retard anyways. Who gives a fucking hell what this guy says. Paying attention is nearly as fucking gay as actually watching.

[golden boy]

maybe Ellens girl buddy is the antichrist

[FORD]

Originally posted by golden boy
maybe Ellens girl buddy is the antichrist

If that's the case, Satan's probably going to see an increase in his quarterly membership drive.

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by FORD
If that's the case, Satan's probably going to see an increase in his quarterly membership drive.

:D

[Nitro Express]

Yeah, Ellen did come out of the closet a few years ago. But she is one of the cleanest people on television. I mean her talk show doesn't dive into smut nor are her standup routines dirty. Ellen runs a clean ship and manages to be entertaining and funny without being dirty. A talent few people have these days. Plus, other than that one eposide years ago, Ellen keeps it in the bedroom. Kudos to her. She deserves all the nice pussy she can get and some thobbing huge cocks too.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by FORD
Dr Phil is gay?

There you go, FORD.

Your dream come true.