Middle East has most of the world's oil? NO!

**FORD** · 10-13-2005, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
What does that have to do with anything ??

It has to do with your neighborhood police department being some racist assholes that Daryl Gates and MarKKK Fuhrman would be proud of.

**LoungeMachine** · 10-13-2005, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS

Your judgement is clearly clouded...

Clearly clouded ????

Is that like Compassionate Conservative?

Jumbo Shrimp

Military Intelligence

:D

**Phil theStalker** · 10-13-2005, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
When you sober up, I might, I said might, start listening to you...

Your judgement is clearly clouded...

I am sober, ELVIS.

I just like t2o joke aroond a little bit and add numberr's t2o my werds and stuff like dat.

Sure it's depressing to hear about it, brother ELVIS. But what are we supposed to do sit in a corrner and crry?

That's, or dat's, why I joke around and sound drunk.

"I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN T2O DRINK."

"We have met the enemy and he is Jack Daniels."

"Don't give up the shots."

"We're not retreating, we're advancing in our drinking."

"It makes me sick everytime I come to drink in this part of the world."
MacArthur in Korea

la la la

hey, I gotta go, ha la la la

I'm late f4or my drinking.:D

**Phil theStalker** · 10-13-2005, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Clearly clouded ????

Is that like Compassionate Conservative?

Jumbo Shrimp

Military Intelligence

:D

Tanks, bro. U & Nicky and FORDy and others, u b da BEST.

There's a joke in there, butt I'm nott gonna touch tit.

**LoungeMachine** · 10-13-2005, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by FORD
It has to do with your neighborhood police department being some racist assholes that Daryl Gates and MarKKK Fuhrman would be proud of.

Graduates of David Dukes Academy.

Speaking of Racism in NO, Boondocks referred yesterday to NO being intenionally flooded in 1927........in the predominatly black section of town only.

This I want to research....

**ELVIS** · 10-13-2005, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Clearly clouded ????

Is that like Compassionate Conservative?

Jumbo Shrimp

Military Intelligence

:D

Lounge Machine ??

**LoungeMachine** · 10-13-2005, 10:22 AM

" I shall return.............so don't touch my drink, I need to take a leak"

Gen. Macarthur

**LoungeMachine** · 10-13-2005, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Lounge Machine ??

LMMFAO

:D

touche

**ELVIS** · 10-13-2005, 10:25 AM

Hmmm...

I'm pissed that Jerry Springer has some clown sitting in for him today...

Springer is the only good show on Air Sucks America...

This guy is an idiot...

**LoungeMachine** · 10-13-2005, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Hmmm...

I'm pissed that Jerry Springer has some clown sitting in for him today...

Geez, what a weird world we live in......

**Phil theStalker** · 10-13-2005, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Lounge Machine ??

He's using oxymorons on you, or questioning your use of them.

Don't they have schools in da south? huh

Yer lucky yoo kin reed, El Vis.

After the civil war we'll open new schools in da south for you and your families just like we're doing in Iraq. Just wait till we're done over there in about 12 or 20 years.

That's a joke t2oo, ELVIS.

From what somebody told me the war in Iraq is o1ne of those civil war, er, the peoples' grievances that will come t2o a head long bef4ore 12 years does.

I only wish we could get past the cannibalism.

I wish we'd stop fighting among ourselves.

I mean, what part of "divide and conquer" don't you understand, Goober?

**Phil theStalker** · 10-13-2005, 10:37 AM

Who needs oil?

I've got my love t2o keep mmme WARM.

=PtS=

**LoungeMachine** · 10-13-2005, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
He's using oxymorons on you, or questioning your use of them.

He knows, Fill.

He was pointing out that MY name is in fact an oxymoron.

Next round is on me,

And yes, Iraq will end up in a civil war. Bet on it.

**LoungeMachine** · 10-13-2005, 10:39 AM

BTW, E

Thom Hartman and Mike Malloy are fantastic on AAR

Springer is the one that sucks.

**Phil theStalker** · 10-13-2005, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
He knows, Fill.

He was pointing out that MY name is in fact an oxymoron.

Next round is on me,

And yes, Iraq will end up in a civil war. Bet on it.

Well, kick me in da ass and call me bird flu delirious!

Now yoo can see a big blind hole in da back aff mmmy head, t2oo.

Now I'm feeling like I was educaTITed in da south.

I always thought LoungeMachine came from Lounge Lizzardo...from mmmy heavy drinking dayz.

Middle East has most of the world's oil? NO!

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