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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576
    #1

    US Marshal Fires Aboard Jet in Miami

    By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
    Published: December 7, 2005

    MIAMI (AP) -- Shots were fired Wednesday from a federal air marshal's gun on board an American Airlines jet that had landed at Miami International Airport, an official said. At least one person was wounded, according to broadcast reports.

    A law enforcement official who spoke on condition of anonymity confirmed shots were fired from the marshal's gun.

    The plane had just arrived from Colombia and was headed to Orlando, the broadcast reports said. Television images showed police SWAT officers surrounding the plane.

    Airport and Miami-Dade County police officials said they had no immediate comment. American Airlines officials had no immediate comment.





    Must've been someone trying to bring mom's good scissors onboard
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
    Tags: aboard, fires, jet, marshal, miami
    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49565
      #2
      Dupe!
























      Who cares?:D

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32576
          #3
          I thought you were taking 3 minutes off to masturbate to Lesbian porn????

          Finished early, I see...
          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49565
              #4
              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
              I thought you were taking 3 minutes off to masturbate to Lesbian porn????

              Finished early, I see...
              It was a minute-thirty!

              And yes, I was gone 45 seconds.:D

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49565
                  #5
                  Okay, well use this one...


                  CNN just reported the Colombian guy has died.

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32576
                      #6
                      But it was onboard, not in the airport, right?
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                        • Guitar Shark
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7579
                          #7
                          It was in the jetway actually.
                          ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                          Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                          Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49565
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                              It was in the jetway actually.
                              See! You dare 2 question me you "Fools!"

                              On a serious note, he apparently was insane, and was running up and down the isle of the aircraft with his wife chasing him...

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                                • Guitar Shark
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 7579
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                  See! You dare 2 question me you "Fools!"
                                  Ah, but I would argue that the jetway is neither "onboard" nor in the "airport" -- it's in between.
                                  ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                                  Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                  Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                                    • LoungeMachine
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 32576
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                                      Ah, but I would argue that the jetway is neither "onboard" nor in the "airport" -- it's in between.
                                      fucking lawyers

                                      You realize Nick that post just cost us $325.00
                                      Originally posted by Kristy
                                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                        • Nickdfresh
                                          SUPER MODERATOR

                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 49565
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                                          Ah, but I would argue that the jetway is neither "onboard" nor in the "airport" -- it's in between.
                                          Yes, it's in a seprate magical dimension of Narnia, totally apart from the airport...

                                          The guy was a US citizen, 44-yrs old...

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                                            • Guitar Shark
                                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 7579
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                              fucking lawyers

                                              You realize Nick that post just cost us $325.00
                                              You can split it between you. No personal checks please
                                              ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                                              Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                              Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                                                • LoungeMachine
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 32576
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                                                  You can split it between you. No personal checks please
                                                  Fine

                                                  50/50 Nick

                                                  That would make you half.....um $275.00

                                                  Originally posted by Kristy
                                                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                    • Nickdfresh
                                                      SUPER MODERATOR

                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 49565
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                      Fine

                                                      50/50 Nick

                                                      That would make you half.....um $275.00
                                                      Um, would you accept GM stock in lieu of cash?

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                                                        • Guitar Shark
                                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 7579
                                                          #15
                                                          No, but I might be interested in a board position at Cuntico Oil.
                                                          ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                                                          Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                                          Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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