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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    US Marshal Fires Aboard Jet in Miami

    By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
    Published: December 7, 2005

    MIAMI (AP) -- Shots were fired Wednesday from a federal air marshal's gun on board an American Airlines jet that had landed at Miami International Airport, an official said. At least one person was wounded, according to broadcast reports.

    A law enforcement official who spoke on condition of anonymity confirmed shots were fired from the marshal's gun.

    The plane had just arrived from Colombia and was headed to Orlando, the broadcast reports said. Television images showed police SWAT officers surrounding the plane.

    Airport and Miami-Dade County police officials said they had no immediate comment. American Airlines officials had no immediate comment.





    Must've been someone trying to bring mom's good scissors onboard
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49565

    #2
    Dupe!
























    Who cares?:D

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576

      #3
      I thought you were taking 3 minutes off to masturbate to Lesbian porn????

      Finished early, I see...
      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49565

        #4
        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
        I thought you were taking 3 minutes off to masturbate to Lesbian porn????

        Finished early, I see...
        It was a minute-thirty!

        And yes, I was gone 45 seconds.:D

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49565

          #5
          Okay, well use this one...


          CNN just reported the Colombian guy has died.

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            #6
            But it was onboard, not in the airport, right?
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • Guitar Shark
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7579

              #7
              It was in the jetway actually.
              ROTH ARMY MILITIA


              Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
              Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49565

                #8
                Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                It was in the jetway actually.
                See! You dare 2 question me you "Fools!"

                On a serious note, he apparently was insane, and was running up and down the isle of the aircraft with his wife chasing him...

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                • Guitar Shark
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7579

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                  See! You dare 2 question me you "Fools!"
                  Ah, but I would argue that the jetway is neither "onboard" nor in the "airport" -- it's in between.
                  ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                  Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                  Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                    Ah, but I would argue that the jetway is neither "onboard" nor in the "airport" -- it's in between.
                    fucking lawyers

                    You realize Nick that post just cost us $325.00
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • Nickdfresh
                      SUPER MODERATOR

                      • Oct 2004
                      • 49565

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                      Ah, but I would argue that the jetway is neither "onboard" nor in the "airport" -- it's in between.
                      Yes, it's in a seprate magical dimension of Narnia, totally apart from the airport...

                      The guy was a US citizen, 44-yrs old...

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                      • Guitar Shark
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 7579

                        #12
                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                        fucking lawyers

                        You realize Nick that post just cost us $325.00
                        You can split it between you. No personal checks please
                        ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                        Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                        • LoungeMachine
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 32576

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                          You can split it between you. No personal checks please
                          Fine

                          50/50 Nick

                          That would make you half.....um $275.00

                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49565

                            #14
                            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                            Fine

                            50/50 Nick

                            That would make you half.....um $275.00

                            Um, would you accept GM stock in lieu of cash?

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                            • Guitar Shark
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7579

                              #15
                              No, but I might be interested in a board position at Cuntico Oil.
                              ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                              Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                              Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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