The War on Christmas Continues

[Pink Spider]

The more I think about it a "war on Christmas" is laughable.

The secularists already defeated you* with our secret weapons, Mr. Claus, Frosty and Rudolph years ago. Well, General Frosty is dead from that whole melting accident, but casualties are expected in The War On Christmas#.

*Special thanks to corporate America. We couldn't have done it without you.

#Awaiting approval from secular/illuminati hq to be renamed giftmas.



P.S. Happy giftmas!

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Ahem...

Does it not say " the love of money, is the root of all evil" ?

There's a difference, me thinks.

True, My son.

But did I not also say that it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven?

[Cathedral]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Cathedral
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!

And a Merry Me-mas to ye as well!

[Pastor Bruce S.]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
True, My son.

But did I not also say that it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven?

Hey Buddy! First, what you are doing is pure blasphemy. Anyway, to get to your point about the verse, "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven? That does not mean a man cannot generate material wealth. What it does mean is that if you love your possessions more than the Lord, it will be harder to gain entry into the kingdom of heaven. The Bible never says anything against amassing wealth.

[ELVIS]

That's right!

And FUCK FORD's blasphemous liberal biased Jesus impersonation!

He's on his way to hell for sure with that bullshit...

[Warham]

FORD thinks it's funny now, but just wait.

[ELVIS]

It's not even funny...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Pastor Bruce S.
Hey Buddy! First, what you are doing is pure blasphemy. Anyway, to get to your point about the verse, "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven? That does not mean a man cannot generate material wealth. What it does mean is that if you love your possessions more than the Lord, it will be harder to gain entry into the kingdom of heaven. The Bible never says anything against amassing wealth.

Ahhhh....the semantics of hypocrisy.

[Nickdfresh]

A new version of "Twas the Night Before Christmas."

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the town
Not a sign of Baby Jesus
Was anywhere to be found.


The people were all busy
With Christmas time chores
Like decorating, and baking,
And shopping in stores.

No one sang "Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed".
Instead, they sang of Santa
Dressed-up in bright red.


Mama watched Martha Stewart,
Papa drank beer from a tap.
As hour upon hour
The presents they'd wrap

When what from the T.V.
Did they suddenly hear?
'Cept an ad.. Which told
Of a big sale at Sears.

So away to the mall
They all flew like a flash...
Buying things on credit...
And others with cash!

And, as they made their way home
From their trip to the mall,
Did they think about Jesus?
Oh, no... Not at all.

Their lives were so busy
With their Christmas time things
No time to remember
Christ Jesus, the King.

There were presents to wrap
And cookies to bake.
How could they stop and remember
Who died for their sake?

To pray to the Savior...
They had no time to stop.
Because they needed more time
To "Shop til they dropped!"


On Wal-mart! On K-mart!
On Target! On Penney's!
On Hallmark! On Zales!
A quick lunch at Denny's

From the big stores downtown
To the stores at the mall
They would dash away, dash away,
And visit them all!

And up on the roof,
There arose such a clatter
As grandpa hung icicle lights
Up on his brand new step ladder.


He hung lights that would flash.
He hung lights that would twirl.
Yet, he never once prayed to Jesus...
Light of the World.

Christ's eyes... How they twinkle!
Christ's Spirit... How merry!
Christ's love... How enormous!
All our burdens... He'll carry!


So instead of being busy,
Overworked, and uptight
Let's put Christ back in
Christmas and enjoy
Some good nights!

Merry Christmas, my friends!

[DLR'sCock]

Originally posted by Pastor Bruce S.
Hey Buddy! First, what you are doing is pure blasphemy. Anyway, to get to your point about the verse, "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven? That does not mean a man cannot generate material wealth. What it does mean is that if you love your possessions more than the Lord, it will be harder to gain entry into the kingdom of heaven. The Bible never says anything against amassing wealth.

What you are missing is that you do not get closer to God until you actually really and truly love God, and work on trying to get closer to God and to know God and love God.


Amassing weaalth is not the goal, and if you are too busy amassing wealth then you are not trying to get to know God or love God.


This place we are in is a school to learn.

[Wayne L.]

Why don't far left liberal wackos & ACLU types just back off with their war on Christmas because it destroys their cause & brings the majority of the American people to stand up & FIGHT for this important holiday.

[FORD]

Oh come all ye Grateful
Deadheads to the concert
Oh come Grateful Deadheads
And camp in the street
Bring rolling papers
Don't forget your sleeping bags
Oh come get us some floor seats
We followed them for four weeks
Oh come get us some floor seats
To see the Lord

Come all ye hippies
Throwbacks to the '60's
Paint flowers on your van
And don't wash your feet
Wear your bell-bottoms
And your tie-dyed t-shirts
Oh come let us adore them
We quit our day jobs for them
Oh come let us adore them
Garcia's the Lord

[FORD]

Oh little town of Bremerton
How still downtown lies
Cuz all the shops are in the mall
And now the cars go by
Yet in the narrows shineth
Our military might
The squids drink beers
Like buccaneers and
Look for Mrs. Right

Oh little town of Bremerton
You build your ships with pride
And when that twenty more set sail
The people often cried

Yet in thy White Pig tavern
You’ll always find good cheer
Cuz grandma knows that girls
With barfly looks
Will never disappear

[Cathedral]

Wayne, there is no war on Christmas, at least nothing new that hasn't been festering for more than 2000 years.

It's just being politicized right now because people are insecure with their faith. What the people i call "phony christians" want is unconstitutional, but then so is "Christmas" being a National Holiday while other faiths don't have that representation at all on a federal Level.
As far as God goes, we are entitled to one day off per week to observe the Sabbath Day. there were no provisions made in scripture to celebrate a birthday on Dec. 25th every year.

People, Love for God and Jesus is in the heart, not the calendar, not the crowded malls, not in expensive gifts, and not in the public square.
"As for me and MY house, we shall serve the Lord"...that's my HOUSE, not my SOCIETY.
You have to live IN society but you don't have to be OF it.

The Holiday as we know it is just another man made tradition based on the example set by the visitors of baby Jesus...it has since been severely polluted by greed and if you think about it, cultivates a lie that a persona named Santa delivers mass spoils to children all over the world in one night....is it not a lie we tell our children?
Does Santa really exist?

It's is my belief that things that are truly of God aren't a mess, lol.
If it's pure, it cannot be polluted by the hand of man without man being allowed to pollute it by God.

Christmas is centered around fictional characters, completely submerged in a tradition started by people, not scripture.
And as i have said before, the word "tradition" means "nothing uselfull" in hebrew.

It's not the Holiday that makes it mean something, it's the people celebrating it that does. in that case, any day can be Christmas if you think about it.
Besides, if you only ackonowledge Jesus one day a year you have bigger problems on the horizon than whether or not a cashier wishes you a Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays.

Merry Christmas, Wayne!