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CDC warns of new virulent strain of STD's!!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about
a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is
contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims
contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four
years.
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information,
pronounced xenophobia and paranoia,
inability to accept responsibility for own actions,
cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled
facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,
tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,
categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive
disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is
contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims
contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four
years.
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information,
pronounced xenophobia and paranoia,
inability to accept responsibility for own actions,
cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled
facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,
tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,
categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive
disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
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