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Memo: On fragging Rumsfeld (unclassified)
jouna, iraq-war.ru
December 11, 2005
To: U.S. Generals in Iraq and Pentagon
As all the higher U.S. officers know, the latest 'plans’ of the Secretary of Defense Mr. Rumsfeld, 'aerial war’, '70 mobile brigades’, 'arab auxiliaries’ are as sufficient in handling the present situation in Iraq as the resources he offered for the operation Iraqi Freedom, a mission accomplished according to his spokesman, Mr. Bush in May 2, 2003. These ad hoc 'plans’ – like others he has not yet even invented – are throwing the U.S. Armed Forces to the same black hole der Führer precipitated the German armies during WWII.
In these circumstances, I ask you a simple question: why don’t you just frag him in order to prevent this? Not entirely opposed to the idea of actually assassinating Mr. Rumsfeld, I do however remind you, that this would a serious crime – at least according to the U.S. laws. Also remember that such deed would leave the entire world missing him – from the Hague trial, of course. To avoid these disadvantages I’m offering you today a moderate version of fragging Mr. Rumsfeld with the desired effect.
As you (and the at least somewhat informed part of the world) are aware, the Department of Defense casualty count is highly undercounted (translation: forged) in various ways. Just recently, seven republican members of Congress asked for the true toll the war (cf. http://thinkprogress.org/2005/12/10/casualty-cover-up/ ). Unfortunately the Senators, mistakenly – or not? – sent the letter to a person with no proven contact to the Earth I (i.e. this one), except he has an address denoting to it (1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW). To correct the error of U.S. senators, I decided to turn to the right people, you.
As the DoD casualty count is the determining factor of the U.S. public opinion in the Iraq war, you can create an absolute win-win-situation simply by leaking the true figures, and soon after the author of the forgery, Mr. Rumsfeld, thus saving the U.S. Armed Forces from the impending doom in Iraq, the Iraqi people from unnecessary suffering – and the entire world from the Bush Administration and its lackeys.
(This report was compiled and supplied to you by jouna, iraq-war.ru)
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Memo: On fragging Rumsfeld (unclassified)
jouna, iraq-war.ru
December 11, 2005
To: U.S. Generals in Iraq and Pentagon
As all the higher U.S. officers know, the latest 'plans’ of the Secretary of Defense Mr. Rumsfeld, 'aerial war’, '70 mobile brigades’, 'arab auxiliaries’ are as sufficient in handling the present situation in Iraq as the resources he offered for the operation Iraqi Freedom, a mission accomplished according to his spokesman, Mr. Bush in May 2, 2003. These ad hoc 'plans’ – like others he has not yet even invented – are throwing the U.S. Armed Forces to the same black hole der Führer precipitated the German armies during WWII.
In these circumstances, I ask you a simple question: why don’t you just frag him in order to prevent this? Not entirely opposed to the idea of actually assassinating Mr. Rumsfeld, I do however remind you, that this would a serious crime – at least according to the U.S. laws. Also remember that such deed would leave the entire world missing him – from the Hague trial, of course. To avoid these disadvantages I’m offering you today a moderate version of fragging Mr. Rumsfeld with the desired effect.
As you (and the at least somewhat informed part of the world) are aware, the Department of Defense casualty count is highly undercounted (translation: forged) in various ways. Just recently, seven republican members of Congress asked for the true toll the war (cf. http://thinkprogress.org/2005/12/10/casualty-cover-up/ ). Unfortunately the Senators, mistakenly – or not? – sent the letter to a person with no proven contact to the Earth I (i.e. this one), except he has an address denoting to it (1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW). To correct the error of U.S. senators, I decided to turn to the right people, you.
As the DoD casualty count is the determining factor of the U.S. public opinion in the Iraq war, you can create an absolute win-win-situation simply by leaking the true figures, and soon after the author of the forgery, Mr. Rumsfeld, thus saving the U.S. Armed Forces from the impending doom in Iraq, the Iraqi people from unnecessary suffering – and the entire world from the Bush Administration and its lackeys.
(This report was compiled and supplied to you by jouna, iraq-war.ru)
) as well as "pacification" occupation roles...
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