"Freeper Bells"

[FORD]

As written by Mark E. Smith at Democratic Underground. Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Freeper Bells

Running through the hills
With an AK in my hand
I'm on my way to save
God's beloved land

Glue on diaper rags
Make my spirits bright
George Bush talks to Jesus
And my politics are right

Ohhh!
Freeper Bells Freeper Bells
I'm Freeper all the way
Cheering our boys in Iraq
From 9,000 miles away
Ohhh!
Freeper Bells Freeper Bells
I never served a day
But me and my computer
Are Gung-Ho all the way

Lib America haters all
Think we're dumb and mean
But we don't torture them
Well not just yet it seems

But the time is coming soon
They'll all go away
I own Ann Coulter dolls
But it doesn't make me gay

Ohhh! (repeat chorus)