Vatican Wealth "Truly Astonishing"

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
**The Messiah walketh into the room in a striped referee outfit and blows a whistle.....**


Enough of this, My children!

Do not carry on this ugliness in My name!

Tell that to Sesh.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
Tell that to Sesh.

I was directing it to everyone, My son.

Though, verily some things said here were uglier than others.

[Unchainme]

It's not just the catholics doing this shit that pisses me off. MY CHURCH is also pulling this crap. Were one of those mega churches, The ones that have a bsektball court in them for some reason, and this other church is BUILDING ON A FUCKING GOLF COURSE AND KEEPING THE FUCKING GOLF COURSE OPEN! So they are now trying to raise 3.5 million dollars to have an Internet Cafe, To help our "Ministry". Money should be going to Starving kids in Africa, But NOOOOOOO, We have to make sure everybody has their coffee to have a closer walk with God. And I wonder why the rest of the world hates us sometimes

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
I was directing it to everyone, My son.

Though, verily some things said here were uglier than others.

Yo J.C., Been a Huge Fan for Years, Wanted to ask you a question, How do you feel about Alice Cooper's and Dave Mustaine's conversion to christianity? Are You trying to make a Heavy Metal All Star Band?

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Yo J.C., Been a Huge Fan for Years, Wanted to ask you a question, How do you feel about Alice Cooper's and Dave Mustaine's conversion to christianity? Are You trying to make a Heavy Metal All Star Band?

Wouldn't you do so if you were Me?

I lost Randy Rhoads on a technicality when the plane crash happenned. St. Peter didn't read his resume all the way and just saw the "Ozzy Osbourne" part, and sent Randy to Hell.

Satan doesn't want to let him go without a trade though, so My hands are tied for the moment.

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Wouldn't you do so if you were Me?

I lost Randy Rhoads on a technicality when the plane crash happenned. St. Peter didn't read his resume all the way and just saw the "Ozzy Osbourne" part, and sent Randy to Hell.

Satan doesn't want to let him go without a trade though, so My hands are tied for the moment.

How about trading Buddy Holly? I would think the salaries would match up for an even trade. Better hurry before the DEADline. Good Friday is right around the corner.

[Hardrock69]

Jesus Christ is a pile of 2,000-year-old bones somewhere in the Middle East.

I dare anyone to prove me wrong.

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Jesus Christ is a pile of 2,000-year-old bones somewhere in the Middle East.

I dare anyone to prove me wrong.

[bastardog]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Jesus Christ is a pile of 2,000-year-old bones somewhere in the Middle East.

I dare anyone to prove me wrong.

It coul be posible........with the same posibility that Bush is doing the best for USA.
in that case should be 1973 years old instead of 2000 because he died when 33 and the years started to be counted from 0 since his birday (that was what I was told since a child)

[Seshmeister]

Herod died in 4BC...

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
You are completely ignorant and judgemental. Thanks for making fun of me and MY personal beliefs.

Forgive me!

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Seshmeister


Christians are inherently immoral.

Most people are inherently immoral, if not all...

If they ever do anything which might appear moral then it is done conditionally because they want something in return - to be rewarded by getting an afterlife.

This is true with some Christians, not all...

You want rewarded for doing things you should be doing anyway which renders any moral act you do as being immoral and selfish.

I don't, but forgiveness for my sins doesn't sound like too bad of a deal...

Talk of the catholic church's 'charitable' work is the same thing. Done with strings attached and in the name of getting a reward.

I don't believe in the catholic church...

If you want to help the poor and needy give your money to a charity, they have less overheads and won't keep tons of your money in vaults...

I agree, but what makes any particular charity any more trustworthy than any particular church...

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Forgive me!

10 Hail Marys should do it. There, all better.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Perhaps I should change my screen-name to "EAT MY TRANSSUBSTANTIATION"?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
10 Hail Marys should do it. There, all better.

Now, that's just silly...