The Gospel of unbelief

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Jesus is alive.

More lame attempts by BigBadTroll to stir up shit.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Elvis is alive.

[Warham]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Where did I make a blanket statement saying ALL Christians were morons?

I challenge you to find anywhere in this thread where I said that.

"all the morons who believe those who are not saved by the Holy Pile Of 2000-year-old Bones"

That's pretty much everyone who's a Christian.

[Warham]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
More lame attempts by BigBadTroll to stir up shit.

It's Brian's belief that Jesus is alive and well.

Defining your religious beliefs, especially in this thread, isn't under the definition of trolling.

[bobgnote]

Originally posted by Spc. Graner
Straight up with the JC! Jesus Christ! Lord and savor!

Brian, I agree.

And if these motherfuckers don't stop attacking faith they are gonna get some of this!

Now that's a party!

Got some Big Ben Loadin' for Lynndie. Touch it, darlin. It's rock'n'roll, innit. Lots more where that came from.

[bobgnote]

FUMES... pussy-goddam-FUMES!! ******-momma, your baby-ho wuz beat already, so SHIT!

Can you believe, that fat-ass ho-momma got up in court to bitch out the Dukie boys' attorneys, when there are PIX of baby-ho being all whupped BEFORE she claims she was attacked, and where's DNA?

Meanwhile, back to BigLittleBadBrain and his Song From Hoser:

"Next was a story on the "Gospel of Judas," a work written between 130 and 170 C.E., long after the events it purports to describe. In this document, Jesus is revealed as having urged Judas to betray him. That a number of Judas' contemporaries said otherwise in Scripture matters not to skeptics.

Adding to the gospel of unbelief is the movie version of the best-selling novel, "The Da Vinci Code," which, if it is faithful to the book, will mix a few historical facts with a great deal of fiction. The book claims Jesus married Mary Magdalene and fathered children. The film is scheduled for release next month. Like the book, the movie will have as much to do with fact as Oliver Stone's film on the Kennedy assassination.

What is responsible for this flood of skepticism, heresy and outright denial of the biblical record? Why is there not a similar cultural onslaught against other faiths? Only the suicidal would treat Islam in this way. The skeptics sound like those disclaimers for certain drugs sold on TV: Side effects may include vomiting, hair loss, bleeding, dizziness and disorientation. The side effects of believing in Jesus may include loss of friends, disrespect by the academic and journalistic communities and damage to one's career, not to mention a complete change in the life to which one has become comfortably accustomed."

What does THAT have to do with ROCK ******Z, you may ask, Chuckie and Bride of Chuckie, if you are still dolly-curious, like Molly from Clowntown. Ten-second-whorehouse-cleanup:

Jesus tossed a kid off a roof, like he was Saddam and the suspects - Gospel of Thomas of Jerusalem, held OUT of your neo-con Chuckie versions of the translation of SCRAPPY-doodoos, whichever.

******z, puhleezie-pooh. Ronald REAGAN sounds like Alice COOPER if you say it fast enough, doesn't it Special Charlie!

Y'shua had his name changed to JESUS and his birthday changed to what was Feast of Mithran, to ease his GUILT, after death. He was stealing seed money during Spring, in the Temple, blew it on Mary M and his hoods, then told Judas and Peter to DRAW STRAWS, or not? Judas lost, so JUDAS THE PSYCHO had the solemn duty to tell the Temple Pigs 'JESUS' was the bastard who stole, per his sermon about the 'BRIDEGROOM!'

What part of it was Spring, 'Jesus' was HORNY, and so, he STOLE to fund the feast AND his doink of Mary M, is so HARD for those who are indoors a LOT, like Chuckie G and BigLittleBadBrain, to UNDERfuckingSTAND, fucking finally, so ALL OF special class can speed up or quit trying to get funded like ******z always want, HOWEVER?

******Z, you never did deserve the rock music I played, and you do not get any MORE, until you figure out where the blow and the jobs both go! Now that we all know THAT, what part of JESUS was a ripoff and YOU 'BELIEVERS' are SCUM do you need repeated?

shut up or talk, bigbadburkels and chuckie the twit. ANY steve of the ******z, pleeze. talk ******z. letz hear it!

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by Warham
"all the morons who believe those who are not saved by the Holy Pile Of 2000-year-old Bones"

That's pretty much everyone who's a Christian.

THANKS! Pretty popular old bones! The SPIRIT of JESUS CHRIST is ALIVE and doing WELL! Let me know when you can find someone who's got his track record! I hardly think there is any one person who will be remembered and worshiped after 2000 years! My FAITH has saved me countless times!

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Warham
"all the morons who believe those who are not saved by the Holy Pile Of 2000-year-old Bones"

That's pretty much everyone who's a Christian.

Not ALL Christians believe non-believers will burn in Hell, bozo.

I said those who do think so are morons.

Believe it or not, there is a difference.

Learn to use that grey substance inside your skull.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
THANKS! Pretty popular old bones! The SPIRIT of JESUS CHRIST is ALIVE and doing WELL! Let me know when you can find someone who's got his track record! I hardly think there is any one person who will be remembered and worshiped after 2000 years! My FAITH has saved me countless times!

Very well said, My son!

[Nickdfresh]

Re: FUMES... pussy-goddam-FUMES!! ******-momma, your baby-ho wuz beat already, so SH

Originally posted by bobgnote
Can ....!

Goddamnit! I want the weedwacker back!

[Nickdfresh]

See, God in damning-it as we speak...

[Jesus Christ]

Ye should not take My Father's name in vain, Nicodemus. But yes, verily ye do needeth the weed eater restored.

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Nicodemus.

LOL! JESUS you crack me up!!

[BigBadBrian]

Re: Re: FUMES... pussy-goddam-FUMES!! ******-momma, your baby-ho wuz beat already, so SH

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Goddamnit! I want the weedwacker back!