LMAO! Dickless Wonder maybe called to Testify in Scooter Case

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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21897

    LMAO! Dickless Wonder maybe called to Testify in Scooter Case

    This is fucking funny....not so much the article, but isn't this the penultimate photo of Dickhead?

    He's gripping the podium....it is just sooooo stressful having to lie all the time...doing a song and dance calling in favors from judges, lawyers, endless strategic meetings trying to keep the wolves at bay...I would say he is setting himself up for a heart attack, wouldn't you?







    By TONI LOCY, Associated Press Writer 44 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON - Vice President
    Dick Cheney could be called to testify in the perjury case against his former chief of staff, a special prosecutor said in a court filing Wednesday.


    Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald suggested Cheney would be a logical government witness because he could authenticate notes he jotted on a July 6, 2003, New York Times opinion piece by a former U.S. ambassador critical of the
    Iraq war.

    Fitzgerald said Cheney's "state of mind" is "directly relevant" to whether I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, the vice president's former top aide, lied to
    FBI agents and a federal grand jury about how he learned about
    CIA officer
    Valerie Plame's identity and what he subsequently told reporters.

    Libby "shared the interests of his superior and was subject to his direction," the prosecutor wrote. "Therefore, the state of mind of the vice president as communicated to (the) defendant is directly relevant to the issue of whether (the) defendant knowingly made false statements to federal agents and the grand jury regarding when and how he learned about (Plame's) employment and what he said to reporters regarding this issue."

    In the Times article, former U.S. Ambassador Joseph Wilson accused the Bush administration of twisting intelligence on Iraq to justify going to war. In 2002, the CIA sent Wilson to Niger to determine whether Iraq tried to buy uranium yellowcake from Niger to build a nuclear weapon. Wilson discounted the reports. But the allegation wound up in
    President Bush's 2003 State of the Union address.

    Cheney wrote on the article, "Have they done this sort of thing before? Send an ambassador to answer a question? Do we ordinarily send people out pro bono to work for us? Or did his wife send him on a junket?"

    Libby told the agents and the grand jury that he believed he had learned from reporters that Plame is married to Wilson and had forgotten that Cheney had told him that in the weeks before Wilson's article was published.

    In his grand jury testimony, Libby said Cheney was so upset about Wilson's allegations that they discussed them daily after the article appeared. "He was very keen to get the truth out," Libby testified, quoting Cheney as saying, "Let's get everything out."

    Cheney viewed Wilson's allegations as a personal attack because the article suggested that the vice president knew that Wilson had discounted old reports that Iraq had tried to buy uranium yellowcake from Niger to build a nuclear weapon.

    Eight days after Wilson's article, conservative syndicated columnist Robert Novak identified Plame and suggested that she had played a role in the CIA's decision to send Wilson to Niger.

    Fitzgerald contends that Plame's status as a CIA officer was classified and that Libby was told that disclosing her identity could pose a danger.

    The prosecutor wants to use Cheney's notes on the Wilson article to corroborate other evidence he has that Libby lied about outing Plame to reporters.

    In a filing last week, Libby's lawyers said Fitzgerald would not call Cheney as a witness and would have a hard time getting the vice president's notes admitted into evidence.

    "Contrary to defendant's assertion, the government has not represented that it does not intend to call the vice president as a witness at trial," Fitzgerald wrote. "To the best of government's counsel's recollection, the government has not commented on whether it intends to call the vice president as a witness."



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    Last edited by Hardrock69; 05-24-2006, 11:31 PM.
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59658

    #2
    Has anyone ever seen a photo of Uncle Dick where he doesn't have some sort of reptilian sneer on his face?
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • Hardrock69
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2005
      • 21897

      #3
      THAT is the gratest statement about Dickhead Buttmonkey I have ever read.

      Reptilian sneer is right.

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32576

        #4
        This thread is a dupe, but is open-worthy simply on that photo alone

        LMMFAO
        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120

          #5



          :D

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 59658

            #6
            I rest my case.
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32576

              #7
              For the record....

              Which has DICK had more of?

              Deferments

              or

              Heart Attacks

              or

              Drunk Driving Arrests
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • Hardrock69
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2005
                • 21897

                #8
                This is not a dupe thread. THe article was posted only 44 minutes before I posted it here.

                That was about 4 hours ago. And there are no other threads for the past 3 days entitled anything even remotely like this one.

                :D

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32576

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Hardrock69
                  This is not a dupe thread. THe article was posted only 44 minutes before I posted it here.

                  That was about 4 hours ago. And there are no other threads for the past 3 days entitled anything even remotely like this one.

                  :D

                  LMMFAO

                  3 whole days?

                  Well then.....:D

                  There are plenty of Libby/Rove/Plame/Fitzgerald threads pointing to the possibility of DickLESS being called to testify. I should know....most of them are mine LMAO

                  But I'm enjoying the pic in this thread......
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • Hardrock69
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 21897

                    #10
                    Yeah....I figured there were many posts, etc. on this subject...just none about this actual news item....


                    I could imagine the photo being of him freezing during a speech, and when being checked out by aides, found to have died in mid-clenched-teeth-lie.

                    :D

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