Too bad Islam isn't true.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
The BCE created Islam would have been funnier

I agree with that.

[Coyote]

Fuck it. Let's drop everything dubbed "religious", and head to the nearest titty bar...

[jcook11]

Anything can be perverted, Example.....I give you the current linup of van hagar

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
The BCE created Islam would have been funnier

This thread title reminds me of Chuck Norris.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
This thread title reminds me of Chuck Norris.

ISLAM IS HUNGRY FOR THE COCK.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
ISLAM IS HUNGRY FOR THE COCK.

Islam will own this site once Hitch gets around to it.

Then Islam will ban you.

[Hardrock69]

TALIBAN!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Islam will own this site once Hitch gets around to it.

Then Islam will ban you.

LMMFAO

[sadaist]

The real problem I see is they don't specify what the 72 virgins are. Men? Women? Beautiful? Ugly? Maybe there is a reason they are virgins.

[Hardrock69]

Maybe they are 72 Virgin Camels....

[ELVIS]

The world is doomed, and the level of intelligence displayed in this thread is a good demonstration of why!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by sadaist
The real problem I see is they don't specify what the 72 virgins are. Men? Women? Beautiful? Ugly? Maybe there is a reason they are virgins.

Once they ascend the sandy ladder, the shit turns into kind of a "Let's Make A Deal" type deal. That's about the simplest way to describe how complex the "BURKA CODE" manifests it's tedious assessment of each individual.

Think of it this way: There's like a giant floating sand dune in the vanallah belt. Once there, big fucking curtains appear in front of the recently departed unwashed....WITH EYES!!!

You following me?

They have to choose between the curtains/BURKAS.

Behind whatever curtain? A bunch of post-op Camels.

Another curtain? 85 year-old mudskippers. (still untouched)

Etc, etc......

[thome]

Islam is a direct perversion of the teachings of Jesus Christ.

Dowlrod(not pictured for reason told as of late) took what he wanted played the i invented this thoery of the reality of god and the afterlife and warped the minds of a few assholes who knew how to write and there you go off and running.

Koresh did the same thing.

Jim Jones did it .

Hundreds have done it.

Little twits Like Jim Baker did it.

Swaggert still doin it.

Benni Hin does it

on and on and on

Little fukstic home owner does it to his wife in Kallaboose county .

You know damn good and well the Mormons did it.

Islam
Rewrit the teachings to fit you mind warp and use it to control others
and bring forth doom.Happens every day.

[sadaist]

Out of boredom one night, I was flipping through the channels and came across Benni Hin. It seemed so surreal that I left it on for a while. Holy shit! For the life of me I can't fathom how anyone can buy into this guy. It was worse than the stereotype ministries in tv shows & movies where everything is exaggerated.

My hatred of TV evangelists started when I was a child. I would wake up early on Saturday mornings and eat my Count Chocula and watch cartoons...all morning. Then regular shows would start coming on and out the door I would go.

Come Sunday morning, I would wake up, get my bowl of cereal, and flip through the channels for 30 minutees to find my cartoons. Nothing. Only tv preachers. I always would forget about Sundays.

How dare these fuckers ruin millions of kids mornings by not having cartoons? We didn't have them 24 hours a day like they do now. Just an hour or 2 after school and Saturday mornings. Except for the specials that would come on around the holidays. OH MY GOD! Cartoons at night. YES!!!!!