Breaking Nes Fox News And Cnn Reporting Al Zarqawi Dead

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  • jcook11
    Commando
    • Sep 2004
    • 1281

    Originally posted by Guitar Shark
    What was it like growing up in Asshole County?
    Probably much like where you grew up "pussbag city"

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    • Guitar Shark
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7579

      Originally posted by jcook11
      Probably much like where you grew up "pussbag city"
      Wow, you really got me on that one.

      What I wouldn't give to have half of your wit!
      ROTH ARMY MILITIA


      Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
      Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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      • sadaist
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jul 2004
        • 11625

        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
        They cleaned him up. They HAD to. a) they pictures would have been waaaay too gruesome to broadcast in their raw form. b) it would have definitely incited disgust - or at least broadcast "gloating" - amongst America's enemies and human rights groups anywhere, and c) originally a far moree bloody, disgusting picture had been broadcast.

        The guy is dead. Good riddance.

        And FORD, people have last names based off of the towns where they are from all the time. "Tim O'Sullivan Jr" for example can roughly translate to mean "The son of Tim from the county of Sullivan"...

        (and besides, if he or the media changed his name so he was more ready for prime time, why not? "Dave Roth" sounds far more bland - and Jewy - than "David Lee Roth"...which sounds rockin' and kinda southern.)


        Where do you think names like Johnson, Robertson, and Smithson originated from? I hate to say this....I really hate to say this....I really really hate to fucking say this...
        but I agree with that post from EAT MY ASSHOLE
        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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        • Switch84
          Veteran
          • Feb 2004
          • 2316

          Re: Re: LMMFAOBT!

          Originally posted by diamondD
          Knock yourself out! :D

          No offense, just trying to paint an accurate picture of his attitude!


          No offense taken, Diamond D! As a matter of FACT, your description was dead-on...take it from a bitchy menstruating woman (that's getting her chocolate groove on as we type).


          Hmm, lemme try again with this dead bitch's pic...
          "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
          Blackflag on DLR

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          • jcook11
            Commando
            • Sep 2004
            • 1281

            They said the same shit about Uday and pussay. Haven't seen them around much lately

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            • Switch84
              Veteran
              • Feb 2004
              • 2316

              Originally posted by BigBadBrian


              What are you going to do, hit them over the head with your boyfriend's vibrator?

              :D

              Buwhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!


              Good one,BBB. It's easy to talk 'tough' when the REAL soldiers/Marines/Swabbies/Airmen are doing the work for you, then disrespect them. Shut UP Ford. You don't posess enough backbone to fight, even if it comes a knockin' on your front door.


              Back 2 the subject @ hand.....al-Zarqawi's STILL DEAD, bitches!
              "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
              Blackflag on DLR

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 59615

                Originally posted by jcook11
                What's really funny is FORD running around naked in his moms' basement SCREAMING "KENNETH WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY" "GOD PLEASE HELP ME SLEEP!
                <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y6IsAveqTJg"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y6IsAveqTJg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • Seshmeister
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Oct 2003
                  • 35754

                  I find the whole thing kind of fucking pathetic.

                  FORD's BCE beheading cuntspiracy theory is utter bullshit but the real point here is that people from outside Iraq like this dead cunt only make up about 1% of the violence in Iraq. He was a publicity seeking scum thug but pretty much irrelevant in the great scheme of things.

                  His importance comes first from his high profile coming from the sick shit of beheading half a dozen poeple on the internet and maybe 20 bombs elsewhere. Bush and Blair shouldn't even be commenting on this. It's a fucking irrelevance. It just shows how weak they are just now.

                  Another thought is the use of 500lb bombs to try and get a propoganda win. That might sound dd but think about it. Say the government gets good intel that there is a serial killer living next door to you who has killed maybe 20 people. Is it ok for them to bmb your street?

                  Cheers!



                  Cheers!

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                  • jcook11
                    Commando
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 1281

                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    I find the whole thing kind of fucking pathetic.

                    FORD's BCE beheading cuntspiracy theory is utter bullshit but the real point here is that people from outside Iraq like this dead cunt only make up about 1% of the violence in Iraq. He was a publicity seeking scum thug but pretty much irrelevant in the great scheme of things.

                    His importance comes first from his high profile coming from the sick shit of beheading half a dozen poeple on the internet and maybe 20 bombs elsewhere. Bush and Blair shouldn't even be commenting on this. It's a fucking irrelevance. It just shows how weak they are just now.

                    Another thought is the use of 500lb bombs to try and get a propoganda win. That might sound dd but think about it. Say the government gets good intel that there is a serial killer living next door to you who has killed maybe 20 people. Is it ok for them to bmb your street?

                    Cheers!



                    Cheers!

                    Sesh you don't seem to give UBLS' second in command much credit My guess that this guy is responsible for a lot more shit than we even know about

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                    • jcook11
                      Commando
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 1281

                      What kind of nonsense are you leftwing liberals gonna say when we finally get UBL, You think that cocksucker isn't shitting his pants right now?

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                      • rustoffa
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8963

                        This is the fucking funny thread of the MILLENIUM!!!

                        Personal favorites?

                        Originally posted by scamper
                        Way too much info...
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        Which is why I apologized before saying it. But it was relevant to the discussion at the time.


                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                        Show me a "real Democrat" anymore........

                        They're more rare than jkook11 teeth

                        Originally posted by sadaist
                        Yep. I've seen car accident victims who were reconstructed for open casket funerals that looked almost like they were still alive.

                        Originally posted by FORD
                        If those treasonous pussies show up at my home, they'll be reassigned to Hell about 5 seconds later.

                        Originally posted by thome
                        It just prooves my point the Isolationist attitude and closed structure
                        of these mideastern societies has led to massive inbreeding the
                        everyman must wear the same style beard is all designed to
                        have everyone look like everyone else hard to tell the priest from
                        the terrorist.

                        Originally posted by jcook11
                        You'll find it much easier to sleep when you stop doing meth, And that whole sleeping in the nude thing is that so LOUNGE MACHINE can have direct acsess to your ass?

                        Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                        What was it like growing up in Asshole County?
                        Originally posted by jcook11
                        Probably much like where you grew up "pussbag city"
                        Holy fucking shit....I'm crying.

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                        • jcook11
                          Commando
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 1281

                          Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                          Wow, you really got me on that one.

                          What I wouldn't give to have half of your wit!
                          Whatta ya got?

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                          • frets5150
                            Commando
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 1461

                            [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by sadaist For some reason our media doesn't like to show stuff too graphic. Govt knows this so they clean him up a bit to show to the world./QUOTE]


                            Since when


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                            • frets5150
                              Commando
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 1461

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                              • EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                Veteran
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 1887

                                Originally posted by sadaist

                                I agree with that post from EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                Huh? Eating assholes agrees with you? CALL ME!!!!
                                RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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