Ken Lay - Dead

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Unchainme
I thought FORD followed the teachings of Jesus christ?

He does. Unlike some others a Messiah could mention

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
He does. Unlike some others a Messiah could mention

I follow your teachings as well JC .

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Unchainme
I follow your teachings as well JC .

Good. Then ye shalt never be roomates with Kenneth Lay, My son.

[jcook11]

Originally posted by Unchainme
I follow your teachings as well JC .

Good, Thou art forgiven......Sorry I thought you were talking to me not the other JC.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by jcook11
Good, Thou art forgiven......Sorry I thought you were talking to me not the other JC.

Only God can forgive sins.

[jcook11]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Only God can forgive sins.

Sorry FORD

[FORD]

What REALLY happenned to Ken Lay

[frets5150]

Look familiar people? ^ See what a little photoshop can do.

[frets5150]

A side by side comparison :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian




By all accounts, Lay was a Christian.

BY ALL ACCOUNTS??????


Jesus, Brie, what a moronic statement.


By all accounts?


So lying and stealing makes you a "Christian" worthy of Heaven??

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
BY ALL ACCOUNTS??????


Jesus, Brie, what a moronic statement.


By all accounts?


So lying and stealing makes you a "Christian" worthy of Heaven??

Well Lounge, From all my days being forced to learn the bible in NEOhio, all you really need to do is accept Jesus as your lord and saviour, and you're apparently in. I don't know how Jesus would treat this though, If he truly wanted to be forgiven he should've given his millions to the people he put out of work. However thats not the case, Soooo, I don't know How he honestly treats such a situation.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Unchainme
I thought FORD followed the teachings of Jesus christ?

I never said that.

What I did say, however, is that he had a much better understanding of Christian doctrine than most other liberals on this site, particularly Demon Cunt.

His statements above lead me to wonder and reassess my previous statements.

FORD, I suggest you re-read the Book of John before you claim "I'm pretty sure that "Thou shalt not steal" meant that if you stole BILLIONS, you were really, really fucked."

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Karma's a bitch!!!!

Conspiracy theorists, start your engines!

He's not really dead...how hard would it be for a billionaire to fake death..and haul ass...


And for the record..I never said I was glad or wished death on the guy..just simply said the greedy bastard got off lucky...

[Fairwrning]

Yeah..yeah..I am stretching...but Ya NEVER KNOW.....

[Loons The Great]

Ken Lay's last words,"Sono fottuto."
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translation:I'M FUCKED