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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120
    #31
    Originally posted by Satan
    So why is it easy for you to condemn these bastards as false "Christians", but not allow for the same abominations in other religions?
    Who said I don't ??

    The fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law.

    Galatians 5:22


    Not only does fruit grow, but the kind of fruit which grows on the outside is a reflection of the nature of the tree...

    The fruit of the Spirit which grows in your life is an outgrowth of the nature within...

    It is the new man, the new life, the new nature growing within you which expresses itself in the kind of fruit that grows on the outside...


    What kind of fruit did the three criminals you pointed out harvest ??


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      • Angel
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7481
        #32
        Elvis, you're one of the most hypocritical Christians I've ever come across, I swear.
        "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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          • ELVIS
            Banned
            • Dec 2003
            • 44120
            #33
            If you think all the nonsense I post on a message board is a true representation of who I am, you're an idiot...

            Slut

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576
                #34
                Originally posted by ELVIS
                If you think all the nonsense I post on a message board is a true representation of who I am, you're an idiot...

                Slut




                Actually, it's a pretty fine representation of what you are.

                You're a pig. You're a hypocritical pseudo-christian fraud.

                It fits you.
                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576
                    #35
                    Originally posted by ELVIS
                    Those are not Christians !!!
                    Neither are you


                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • blueturk
                        Veteran
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 1883
                        #36
                        Originally posted by ELVIS
                        If you think all the nonsense I post on a message board is a true representation of who I am, you're an idiot...

                        Slut
                        I think that your posts ARE a true representation of who you are. You're just trying to distance yourself from all the nonsense (your term, and very accurate) that you've posted in the past. Kind of like Jesse Helms or Strom Thurmond reversing themselves on civil rights...

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32576
                            #37
                            Originally posted by blueturk
                            I think that your posts ARE a true representation of who you are. You're just trying to distance yourself from all the nonsense (your term, and very accurate) that you've posted in the past. Kind of like Jesse Helms or Strom Thurmond reversing themselves on civil rights...

                            nailed it
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                              • ELVIS
                                Banned
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 44120
                                #38
                                Originally posted by blueturk
                                I think that your posts ARE a true representation of who you are.

                                At times...

                                You're just trying to distance yourself from all the nonsense (your term, and very accurate) that you've posted in the past.

                                No way my friend, I don't put that much thought into it...

                                I'm here to entertain and to be entertained, and to learn a thing or two...

                                I'm quite fond of almost every regular, halfway sane, halfway intelligent poster on this board...

                                I'm aware that alot of the stupid things I post are not at all something a real Christian should say anywhere or anytime, including on a message board...

                                I don't think It's a big deal, but I do pray to God for anything and everything I do wrong on a daily basis...

                                Sin is unavoidable, wilful sin is not...

                                Bottom line is, I'm a huge David Lee Roth fan, as most of us are, and I'm here to have a good time...

                                Kind of like Jesse Helms or Strom Thurmond reversing themselves on civil rights...

                                Hahahaha...













                                Last edited by ELVIS; 08-17-2006, 01:20 AM.

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                                  • Guitar Shark
                                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 7579
                                    #39
                                    ELVIS's last post is brought to you by the POJO School of Ellipses.

                                    ...

                                    ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                                    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                                      • ELVIS
                                        Banned
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 44120
                                        #40
                                        Actually, we use them very differently...

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                                          • Satan
                                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 6664
                                            #41
                                            I believe Mr Presley has missed the point.

                                            The initial question was not whether murderers like Paul Hill and Randall Terry are disciples of Jesus Christ, because any remotely sane person would recognize that they are not. The question is how can one easily distinguish these terrorist murderers from other professing Christians while insisting that none of the 1.3 billion Muslims on this planet are any better than Osama Bin Laden or Khalid Sheik Yourbouti.
                                            Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                                            Originally posted by Sockfucker
                                            I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                                              • ELVIS
                                                Banned
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 44120
                                                #42
                                                Who has insisted such a thing, me ??

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                                                  • LoungeMachine
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 32576
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by ELVIS
                                                    Who has insisted such a thing, me ??
                                                    yes.
                                                    Originally posted by Kristy
                                                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                      • BigBadBrian
                                                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 10625
                                                        #44
                                                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                        Neither are you
                                                        That's really not for you to judge, particularly since you consistently demonstrate that you know nothing about Christianity.



                                                        “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                                                          • LoungeMachine
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 32576
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                                                            That's really not for you to judge, particularly since you consistently demonstrate that you know nothing about Christianity.




                                                            LMMFAO

                                                            I know a hypocrite when I see one.

                                                            And if you believe ELVIS displays Christian values in here then you're more twisted than I figured.

                                                            Get real [for once]

                                                            Originally posted by Kristy
                                                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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