What could $250 million a day do to better the planet?

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
It's fucking insane you somehow manage to convince yourself that you are a Christian.

Have you read anything at all that Jesus was meant to have said?

Verily....

[ELVIS]

Ok, give everybody free food, free money, free EVERYTHING!!!

[Jesus Christ]

Do you love Me, Gregory?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Verily....

Shut up, FORD...

Go teach someone to fish, or do you even know how...

[Jesus Christ]

Do you love Me, Gregory?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Do you love Me, Gregory?

I love my Lord Jesus Christ, and I love my fellow man (my neighbors)...

I give, I help people and I take care of people, both on and off the job...

I could do more, lots more, but I seem to be pretty selfish with my personal time as I spend an enormous amount of time playing guitar and playing with hot rod cars...

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Ok, give everybody free food, free money, free EVERYTHING!!!

That's what Jesus wanted.

He was a communist.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I love my Lord Jesus Christ, and I love my fellow man (my neighbors)...

Then feed My sheep.

Jesus saith to Simon Peter, Simon, son of Jonas, lovest thou me more than these? He saith unto him, Yea, Lord; thou knowest that I love thee. He saith unto him, Feed my lambs.

He saith to him again the second time, Simon, son of Jonas, lovest thou me? He saith unto him, Yea, Lord; thou knowest that I love thee. He saith unto him, Feed my sheep.

He saith unto him the third time, Simon, son of Jonas, lovest thou me? Peter was grieved because he said unto him the third time, Lovest thou me? And he said unto him, Lord, thou knowest all things; thou knowest that I love thee. Jesus saith unto him, Feed my sheep.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
That's what Jesus wanted.

He was a communist.

There was no such thing as communism back then, My son. Did ye ever consider that Karl Marx wrote his theories based upon the teachings of the Torah?

[Seshmeister]

[Jesus Christ]

Sesh, Sesh..... why do you persecute Me?

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
There was no such thing as communism back then, My son. Did ye ever consider that Karl Marx wrote his theories based upon the teachings of the Torah?

The Torah is a pile of cock.

What the fuck do you mean there was no communism back then?

There was no Jesus back then either.

According to the book, Jesus preached communism. He preached against personal wealth and that everyone should give their shit away to the needy. If you have any cash you're fucked because you won't be able to get through the eye of a needle.

"Take all that you own and sell it, then give your money to the poor and follow me."

"Blessed are the poor, but woe to the rich." (Luke 6)

"Sell all that you own and give the money to the poor." (Luke 18)

"The church of believers were of one heart and soul, and none claimed anything as belonging to himself, all property was common property. ... There was not one needy among them, because those who owned land or houses sold them and brought the monies to the apostles, and they would distribute it to whoever had a need." (Acts 4).

Elvis and millions of others interpret this as meaning get as much fucking cash as you can, support your government killing people and then throw a few dollars at a local food kitchen and it's eternal life time.

What a pile of shit.

Cheers!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Sesh, Sesh..... why do you persecute Me?

What?

Without the crucifixion then Jesus wouldn't have 'saved' us.

Judas was a hero by that logic.

Cheers!

[Seshmeister]

Actually to be honest I just think it's a funny pic.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Then feed My sheep.

Give them welfare with no incentive to better themselves ??