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Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
Ha Ha! Silly neocon dummy!
Warham meet Irony, Irony meet Warham.
Ha Ha! Silly neocon dummy!
Warham meet Irony, Irony meet Warham.
Keep up.
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Irony posts over at the DDLR, fool.
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He said New Testament, the ones you continually praise as the only books of the Bible worth a shit.Originally posted by FORD
And yet those are the five that have been translated and relayed more than any other, because they were passed down through the generations for 2000 years before Moses wrote them down. Or at least he's credited for doing so. Obviously Moses didn't write all of Deuteronomy since he dies before it ends.
Actually if you want to get down to the Bible's validity as an "instruction manual" just the 10 commandments and the teachings of Christ would do. Kosher dietary laws and all that are optional, although they might be more healthy than people thought. Pork gives me the shits, and I somehow developed an allergy to shellfish, so I might as well be a Jew in that respect, though I'm not gonna give up the occasional cheeseburger.Comment
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Wait until the November elections roll around and they still aren't in control of the government.Originally posted by blonddgirl777
How low will you guys get?
You'll see just how low they go. Again.Comment
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Lately, FORD only seems to use the Bible to strengthen his agenda, or to discount anything conservative...Originally posted by Warham
You tell me.
Aren't you a Christian?Comment
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So you admit that Jesus is a Liberal then?Originally posted by ELVIS
Lately, FORD only seems to use the Bible to strengthen his agenda, or to discount anything conservative...
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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The Bible doesn't strengthen any liberal agenda. The only time liberals try to use Christianity as a platform is around election time, when they try to go after the independent Christian voter.Comment
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No, virtually everything in the Bible is conservative...Originally posted by FORD
So you admit that Jesus is a Liberal then?
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Originally posted by ELVIS
No, virtually everything in the Bible is conservative...
So how was the Grand Canyon yesterday ?
Liar.Originally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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Originally posted by ELVIS
No, virtually everything in the Bible is conservative...
Really now?
A "conservative Jesus" would have walked into the Temple, saw the money changers and said "Hey, great job, as long as I get My cut off the top".
A "conservative Jesus" would have seen the 5000 hungry people who came to hear Him speak on the Sermon on the Mount, and rather than feeding them, he would have said "Get a job, you damn losers!!"
Conservative Jesus wouldn't have healed the sick. At least not until the check cleared. And Conservative Jesus would never raised Lazarus from the dead, because he would have already found a way to swindle Mary & Martha out of their land and sold it for a profit.
Finally, Conservative Jesus wouldn't have been crucified because the Pharisees would have been his #1 political tool.Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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I'm leaving tomorrow for a thirty day vacation...
I have reservations for the 27th of August, on the north rim of the Grand Fucking Canyon...
I'm not lying, you fucking retarded idiot...
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I asked you yesterday if you were going to church [ Sunday]Originally posted by ELVIS
I'm leaving tomorrow for a thirty day vacation...
I have reservations for the 27th of August, on the north rim of the Grand Fucking Canyon...
I'm not lying, you fucking retarded idiot...
YOU replied "no, I'm going to the Grand Canyon"
Don't blame me for your lies, you fucking fraud.Originally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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If Moses' mother was a liberal, she would have had an abortion instead of putting the infant in an ark and sending him downstream.
No Moses, no Jesus.
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How is that a lie?Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I asked you yesterday if you were going to church [ Sunday]
YOU replied "no, I'm going to the Grand Canyon"
Don't blame me for your lies, you fucking fraud.Comment
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Originally posted by ELVIS
I'm leaving tomorrow for a thirty day vacation...
I have reservations for the 27th of August, on the north rim of the Grand Fucking Canyon...
I'm not lying, you fucking retarded idiot...
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Ladies and Gentlemen.....
Mr. Christian on The Sabbath.
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Going to church today and beg forgiveness for this?
Originally posted by ELVIS
No, I'm going to the Grand Canyon...:DOriginally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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Originally posted by FORD
A "conservative Jesus" would have walked into the Temple, saw the money changers and said "Hey, great job, as long as I get My cut off the top".
That's what conservatism is all about, eh ??
A "conservative Jesus" would have seen the 5000 hungry people who came to hear Him speak on the Sermon on the Mount, and rather than feeding them, he would have said "Get a job, you damn losers!!"
I wonder how they ate the next day, welfare ??
Conservative Jesus wouldn't have healed the sick. At least not until the check cleared. And Conservative Jesus would never raised Lazarus from the dead, because he would have already found a way to swindle Mary & Martha out of their land and sold it for a profit.
So being conservative means you're a swindler, a liar and a thief ??
Finally, Conservative Jesus wouldn't have been crucified because the Pharisees would have been his #1 political tool.
You're twisted...
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