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  • Guitar Shark
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7579

    #16
    Originally posted by blueturk
    With all due respect, I don't think the title is misleading. Rummy speaks of the "return" of a view that he says proliferated in the days before World War II. Not to mention the fact that he quotes Winston Churchill.
    You are wrong. I don't deserve any respect.
    ROTH ARMY MILITIA


    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    • Dr. Love
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7833

      #17
      Well in all fairness, he didn't say how much, if any, you were due.
      I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

      http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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      • blueturk
        Veteran
        • Jul 2004
        • 1883

        #18
        Originally posted by Dr. Love
        Well in all fairness, he didn't say how much, if any, you were due.
        I figured I'd leave it up to Guitar Shark, and he has spoken!

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49219

          #19
          But remember, the Bush FrAudministraion isn't challenging people's patriotism that disagree with their nonsensical, self-serving view of the world.

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          • Va Beach VH Fan
            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
            • Dec 2003
            • 17913

            #20
            Surprised no one mentioned Keith Olbermann's comments last night on "Countdown"...



            Feeling morally, intellectually confused?


            The man who sees absolutes, where all other men see nuances and shades of meaning, is either a prophet, or a quack.

            Donald H. Rumsfeld is not a prophet.

            Mr. Rumsfeld’s remarkable speech to the American Legion yesterday demands the deep analysis—and the sober contemplation—of every American.

            For it did not merely serve to impugn the morality or intelligence -- indeed, the loyalty -- of the majority of Americans who oppose the transient occupants of the highest offices in the land. Worse, still, it credits those same transient occupants -- our employees -- with a total omniscience; a total omniscience which neither common sense, nor this administration’s track record at home or abroad, suggests they deserve.

            Dissent and disagreement with government is the life’s blood of human freedom; and not merely because it is the first roadblock against the kind of tyranny the men Mr. Rumsfeld likes to think of as “his” troops still fight, this very evening, in Iraq.

            It is also essential. Because just every once in awhile it is right and the power to which it speaks, is wrong.

            In a small irony, however, Mr. Rumsfeld’s speechwriter was adroit in invoking the memory of the appeasement of the Nazis. For in their time, there was another government faced with true peril—with a growing evil—powerful and remorseless.

            That government, like Mr. Rumsfeld’s, had a monopoly on all the facts. It, too, had the “secret information.” It alone had the true picture of the threat. It too dismissed and insulted its critics in terms like Mr. Rumsfeld’s -- questioning their intellect and their morality.

            That government was England’s, in the 1930’s.

            It knew Hitler posed no true threat to Europe, let alone England.

            It knew Germany was not re-arming, in violation of all treaties and accords.

            It knew that the hard evidence it received, which contradicted its own policies, its own conclusions — its own omniscience -- needed to be dismissed.

            The English government of Neville Chamberlain already knew the truth.

            Most relevant of all — it “knew” that its staunchest critics needed to be marginalized and isolated. In fact, it portrayed the foremost of them as a blood-thirsty war-monger who was, if not truly senile, at best morally or intellectually confused.

            That critic’s name was Winston Churchill.

            Sadly, we have no Winston Churchills evident among us this evening. We have only Donald Rumsfelds, demonizing disagreement, the way Neville Chamberlain demonized Winston Churchill.

            History — and 163 million pounds of Luftwaffe bombs over England — have taught us that all Mr. Chamberlain had was his certainty — and his own confusion. A confusion that suggested that the office can not only make the man, but that the office can also make the facts.

            Thus, did Mr. Rumsfeld make an apt historical analogy.

            Excepting the fact, that he has the battery plugged in backwards.

            His government, absolute -- and exclusive -- in its knowledge, is not the modern version of the one which stood up to the Nazis.

            It is the modern version of the government of Neville Chamberlain.

            But back to today’s Omniscient ones.

            That, about which Mr. Rumsfeld is confused is simply this: This is a Democracy. Still. Sometimes just barely.

            And, as such, all voices count -- not just his.

            Had he or his president perhaps proven any of their prior claims of omniscience — about Osama Bin Laden’s plans five years ago, about Saddam Hussein’s weapons four years ago, about Hurricane Katrina’s impact one year ago — we all might be able to swallow hard, and accept their “omniscience” as a bearable, even useful recipe, of fact, plus ego.

            But, to date, this government has proved little besides its own arrogance, and its own hubris.

            Mr. Rumsfeld is also personally confused, morally or intellectually, about his own standing in this matter. From Iraq to Katrina, to the entire “Fog of Fear” which continues to envelop this nation, he, Mr. Bush, Mr. Cheney, and their cronies have — inadvertently or intentionally — profited and benefited, both personally, and politically.

            And yet he can stand up, in public, and question the morality and the intellect of those of us who dare ask just for the receipt for the Emporer’s New Clothes?

            In what country was Mr. Rumsfeld raised? As a child, of whose heroism did he read? On what side of the battle for freedom did he dream one day to fight? With what country has he confused the United States of America?

            The confusion we -- as its citizens— must now address, is stark and forbidding.

            But variations of it have faced our forefathers, when men like Nixon and McCarthy and Curtis LeMay have darkened our skies and obscured our flag. Note -- with hope in your heart — that those earlier Americans always found their way to the light, and we can, too.

            The confusion is about whether this Secretary of Defense, and this administration, are in fact now accomplishing what they claim the terrorists seek: The destruction of our freedoms, the very ones for which the same veterans Mr. Rumsfeld addressed yesterday in Salt Lake City, so valiantly fought.

            And about Mr. Rumsfeld’s other main assertion, that this country faces a “new type of fascism.”

            As he was correct to remind us how a government that knew everything could get everything wrong, so too was he right when he said that -- though probably not in the way he thought he meant it.

            This country faces a new type of fascism - indeed.

            Although I presumptuously use his sign-off each night, in feeble tribute, I have utterly no claim to the words of the exemplary journalist Edward R. Murrow.

            But never in the trial of a thousand years of writing could I come close to matching how he phrased a warning to an earlier generation of us, at a time when other politicians thought they (and they alone) knew everything, and branded those who disagreed: “confused” or “immoral.”

            Thus, forgive me, for reading Murrow, in full:

            “We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty,” he said, in 1954. “We must remember always that accusation is not proof, and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law.

            “We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate, and to defend causes that were for the moment unpopular.”

            And so good night, and good luck.
            Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

            "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

            "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49219

              #21
              Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
              Surprised no one mentioned Keith Olbermann's comments last night on "Countdown"...



              Feeling morally, intellectually confused?


              The man who sees absolutes, where all other men see nuances and shades of meaning, is either a prophet, or a quack.

              Donald H. Rumsfeld is not a prophet.

              Mr. Rumsfeld’s remarkable speech to the American Legion yesterday demands the deep analysis—and the sober contemplation—of every American.

              For it did not merely serve to impugn the morality or intelligence -- indeed, the loyalty -- of the majority of Americans who oppose the transient occupants of the highest offices in the land. Worse, still, it credits those same transient occupants -- our employees -- with a total omniscience; a total omniscience which neither common sense, nor this administration’s track record at home or abroad, suggests they deserve.

              Dissent and disagreement with government is the life’s blood of human freedom; and not merely because it is the first roadblock against the kind of tyranny the men Mr. Rumsfeld likes to think of as “his” troops still fight, this very evening, in Iraq.

              It is also essential. Because just every once in awhile it is right and the power to which it speaks, is wrong.

              In a small irony, however, Mr. Rumsfeld’s speechwriter was adroit in invoking the memory of the appeasement of the Nazis. For in their time, there was another government faced with true peril—with a growing evil—powerful and remorseless.

              That government, like Mr. Rumsfeld’s, had a monopoly on all the facts. It, too, had the “secret information.” It alone had the true picture of the threat. It too dismissed and insulted its critics in terms like Mr. Rumsfeld’s -- questioning their intellect and their morality.

              That government was England’s, in the 1930’s.

              It knew Hitler posed no true threat to Europe, let alone England.

              It knew Germany was not re-arming, in violation of all treaties and accords.

              It knew that the hard evidence it received, which contradicted its own policies, its own conclusions — its own omniscience -- needed to be dismissed.

              The English government of Neville Chamberlain already knew the truth.

              Most relevant of all — it “knew” that its staunchest critics needed to be marginalized and isolated. In fact, it portrayed the foremost of them as a blood-thirsty war-monger who was, if not truly senile, at best morally or intellectually confused.

              That critic’s name was Winston Churchill.

              Sadly, we have no Winston Churchills evident among us this evening. We have only Donald Rumsfelds, demonizing disagreement, the way Neville Chamberlain demonized Winston Churchill.

              History — and 163 million pounds of Luftwaffe bombs over England — have taught us that all Mr. Chamberlain had was his certainty — and his own confusion. A confusion that suggested that the office can not only make the man, but that the office can also make the facts.

              Thus, did Mr. Rumsfeld make an apt historical analogy.

              Excepting the fact, that he has the battery plugged in backwards.

              His government, absolute -- and exclusive -- in its knowledge, is not the modern version of the one which stood up to the Nazis.

              It is the modern version of the government of Neville Chamberlain.

              But back to today’s Omniscient ones.

              That, about which Mr. Rumsfeld is confused is simply this: This is a Democracy. Still. Sometimes just barely.

              And, as such, all voices count -- not just his.

              Had he or his president perhaps proven any of their prior claims of omniscience — about Osama Bin Laden’s plans five years ago, about Saddam Hussein’s weapons four years ago, about Hurricane Katrina’s impact one year ago — we all might be able to swallow hard, and accept their “omniscience” as a bearable, even useful recipe, of fact, plus ego.

              But, to date, this government has proved little besides its own arrogance, and its own hubris.

              Mr. Rumsfeld is also personally confused, morally or intellectually, about his own standing in this matter. From Iraq to Katrina, to the entire “Fog of Fear” which continues to envelop this nation, he, Mr. Bush, Mr. Cheney, and their cronies have — inadvertently or intentionally — profited and benefited, both personally, and politically.

              And yet he can stand up, in public, and question the morality and the intellect of those of us who dare ask just for the receipt for the Emporer’s New Clothes?

              In what country was Mr. Rumsfeld raised? As a child, of whose heroism did he read? On what side of the battle for freedom did he dream one day to fight? With what country has he confused the United States of America?

              The confusion we -- as its citizens— must now address, is stark and forbidding.

              But variations of it have faced our forefathers, when men like Nixon and McCarthy and Curtis LeMay have darkened our skies and obscured our flag. Note -- with hope in your heart — that those earlier Americans always found their way to the light, and we can, too.

              The confusion is about whether this Secretary of Defense, and this administration, are in fact now accomplishing what they claim the terrorists seek: The destruction of our freedoms, the very ones for which the same veterans Mr. Rumsfeld addressed yesterday in Salt Lake City, so valiantly fought.

              And about Mr. Rumsfeld’s other main assertion, that this country faces a “new type of fascism.”

              As he was correct to remind us how a government that knew everything could get everything wrong, so too was he right when he said that -- though probably not in the way he thought he meant it.

              This country faces a new type of fascism - indeed.

              Although I presumptuously use his sign-off each night, in feeble tribute, I have utterly no claim to the words of the exemplary journalist Edward R. Murrow.

              But never in the trial of a thousand years of writing could I come close to matching how he phrased a warning to an earlier generation of us, at a time when other politicians thought they (and they alone) knew everything, and branded those who disagreed: “confused” or “immoral.”

              Thus, forgive me, for reading Murrow, in full:

              “We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty,” he said, in 1954. “We must remember always that accusation is not proof, and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law.

              “We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate, and to defend causes that were for the moment unpopular.”

              And so good night, and good luck.
              Ha! It's on Youtube.com

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              • Va Beach VH Fan
                ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                • Dec 2003
                • 17913

                #22
                Yeah, he was pretty passionate, no doubt...

                And of course quite the popular topic on AAR yesterday....
                Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                • EAT MY ASSHOLE
                  Veteran
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 1887

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                  You are wrong. I don't deserve any respect.
                  I see the bitch manages to tell the truth, at last.

                  And, no, I'm not looking forward to the payback from this statement. You twat.
                  RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                  • EAT MY ASSHOLE
                    Veteran
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 1887

                    #24
                    P.S. Keith Olberman is my hero these days. Better than anyone else on network news, and funnier than Stewart.
                    RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 58830

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                      Yeah, he was pretty passionate, no doubt...

                      And of course quite the popular topic on AAR yesterday....
                      And a convenient way for them to dodge the 2,000 pound elephant in the room.......
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • Guitar Shark
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 7579

                        #26
                        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                        I see the bitch manages to tell the truth, at last.

                        And, no, I'm not looking forward to the payback from this statement. You twat.
                        Turtle Heaven
                        by Damien Barrett


                        On the edge of a dusty, potholed, blacktop road in upstate New York lies the bleached remains of a large snapper turtle. The shell is cracked and the soft tissue inside is withered away into nothing.

                        Alex poked it with a stick.

                        "Don't mess with that, Alex. It's just a dead turtle. Leave it alone."

                        "But, Mom. Shouldn't we bury it? It's dead...we bury dead things don't we?"

                        Faith grimaced. Yes, we bury dead things, she thought to herself. Like David. It had been over a year and still the hurt hadn't faded. She hadn't brought her son out to the country to think about David. The opposite, actually. Faith had thought that some new scenery and fresh country air would help her refocus on her life, help her to get back on track. Losing David was something she was trying not to think about. It would be better to forget about the past and move on.

                        Looking down at the dried-up remains of the turtle, she saw nearby the small bodies of the mother turtle's young, also withered and parched-dead. Faith fought hard to hold back tears. She didn't want Alex to see her crying. It was easy to see what had happened. The mother turtle and her young had been trying to cross the road. Probably late at night, things were going fine until a speeding truck crushed her rear side, killing her instantly and knocking her to the side of the road. Her young, so faithful, had probably remained at her side, waiting for their mother to lead them to safety. Dehydrated, they died one by one, not far from the decimated remains of their mother.

                        "Alex. Get the shovel out of the truck and bring it back here," Faith said in a cracked and tired voice. She would give the dead turtle her due respect. Far more than David got, anyway.

                        Faith carefully scooped up the remains of the mother turtle and her young and carried them several yards into the grassy embankment. There, she dug a hole and laid the bodies down. And, carefully, so carefully, she filled the hole back in, placing scoopful after scoopful of dirt on top of the turtles, hoping for them a safe journey into whatever heaven dead turtles reside in.
                        ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                        Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                        • Guitar Shark
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7579

                          #27
                          ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                          Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                          Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                          • EAT MY ASSHOLE
                            Veteran
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 1887

                            #28
                            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
                            RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                            • FORD
                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 58830

                              #29
                              Yertle the Turtle
                              by dr. seuss

                              On the far-away island of Sala-ma-Sond,
                              Yertle the Turtle was king of the pond.
                              A nice little pond. It was clean. It was neat.
                              The water was warm. There was plenty to eat.
                              The turtles had everything turtles might need.
                              And they were all happy. Quite happy indeed.

                              They were... untill Yertle, the king of them all,
                              Decided the kingdom he ruled was too small.
                              "I'm ruler", said Yertle, "of all that I see.
                              But I don't see enough. That's the trouble with me.
                              With this stone for a throne, I look down on my pond
                              But I cannot look down on the places beyond.
                              This throne that I sit on is too, too low down.
                              It ought to be higher!" he said with a frown.
                              "If I could sit high, how much greater I'd be!
                              What a king! I'd be ruler of all that I see!"

                              So Yertle, the Turtle King, lifted his hand
                              And Yertle, the Turtle King, gave a command.
                              He ordered nine turtles to swim to his stone
                              And, using these turtles, he built a new throne.
                              He made each turtle stand on another one's back
                              And he piled them all up in a nine-turtle stack.
                              And then Yertle climbed up. He sat down on the pile.
                              What a wonderful view! He could see 'most a mile!
                              "All mine!" Yertle cried. "Oh, the things I now rule!
                              I'm the king of a cow! And I'm the king of a mule!
                              I'm the king of a house! And, what's more, beyond that
                              I'm the king of a blueberry bush and a cat!
                              I'm Yertle the Turtle! Oh, marvelous me!
                              For I am the ruler of all that I see!"

                              And all through the morning, he sat up there high
                              Saying over and over, "A great king am I!"
                              Until 'long about noon. Then he heard a faint sigh.
                              "What's that?" snapped the king
                              And he looked down the stack.
                              And he saw, at the bottom, a turtle named Mack.
                              Just a part of his throne. And this plain little turtle
                              Looked up and he said, "Beg your pardon, King Yertle.
                              I've pains in my back and my shoulders and knees.
                              How long must we stand here, Your Majesty, please?"
                              "SILENCE!" the King of the Turtles barked back.
                              "I'm king, and you're only a turtle named Mack."
                              "You stay in your place while I sit here and rule.
                              I'm the king of a cow! And I'm the king of a mule!
                              I'm the king of a house! And a bush! And a cat!
                              But that isn't all. I'll do better than that!

                              My throne shall be higher!" his royal voice thundered,
                              "So pile up more turtles! I want 'bout two hundred!"
                              "Turtles! More turtles!" he bellowed and brayed.
                              And the turtles 'way down in the pond were afraid.
                              They trembled. They shook. But they came. They obeyed.
                              From all over the pond, they came swimming by dozens.
                              Whole families of turtles, with uncles and cousins.
                              And all of them stepped on the head of poor Mack.
                              One after another, they climbed up the stack.
                              Then Yertle the Turtle was perched up so high,
                              He could see fourty miles from his throne in the sky!
                              "Hooray!" shouted Yertle. "I'm the king of the trees!
                              I'm king of the birds! And I'm king of the bees!
                              I'm king of the butterflies! King of the air!
                              Ah, me! What a throne! What a wonderful chair!
                              I'm Yertle the Turtle! Oh, marvelous me!
                              For I am the ruler of all that I see!"

                              Then again, from below, in the great heavy stack,
                              Came a groan from that plain little turtle named Mack.
                              "Your Majesty, please... I don't like to complain,
                              But down here below, we are feeling great pain.
                              I know, up on top you are seeing great sights,
                              But down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.
                              We turtles can't stand it. Our shells will all crack!
                              Besides, we need food. We are starving!" groaned Mack.

                              "You hush up your mouth!" howled the mighty King Yertle.
                              "You've no right to talk to the world's highest turtle.
                              I rule from the clouds! Over land! Over sea!
                              There's nothing, no, NOTHING, that's higher than me!"

                              But, while he was shouting, he saw with suprise
                              That the moon of the evening was starting to rise
                              Up over his head in the darkening skies.
                              "What's THAT?" snorted Yertle. "Say, what IS that thing
                              That dares to be higher than Yertle the King?
                              I shall not allow it! I'll go higher still!
                              I'll build my throne higher! I can and I will!
                              I'll call some more turtles. I'll stack 'em to heaven!
                              I need 'bout five thousand, six hundred and seven!"

                              But, as Yertle, the Turtle King, lifted his hand
                              And started to order and give the command,
                              That plain little turtle below in the stack,
                              That plain little turtle whose name was just Mack,
                              Decided he'd taken enough. And he had.
                              And that plain little lad got a bit mad.
                              And that plain little Mack did a plain little thing.
                              He burped!
                              And his burp shook the throne of the king!

                              And Yertle the Turtle, the king of the trees,
                              The king of the air and the birds and the bees,
                              The king of a house and a cow and a mule...
                              Well, that was the end of the Turtle King's rule!
                              For Yertle, the King of all Sala-ma-Sond,
                              Fell off his high throne and fell Plunk! in the pond!

                              And tosay the great Yertle, that Marvelous he,
                              Is King of the Mud. That is all he can see.
                              And the turtles, of course... all the turtles are free
                              As turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be.
                              Eat Us And Smile

                              Cenk For America 2024!!

                              Justice Democrats


                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                              • Sarge's Little Helper
                                Commando
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 1322

                                #30
                                Yertle the Turtle
                                by dr. seuss

                                On the far-away island of Sala-ma-Sond,
                                Yertle the Turtle was king of the pond.
                                A nice little pond. It was clean. It was neat.
                                The water was warm. There was plenty to eat.
                                The turtles had everything turtles might need.
                                And they were all happy. Quite happy indeed.

                                They were... untill Yertle, the king of them all,
                                Decided the kingdom he ruled was too small.
                                "I'm ruler", said Yertle, "of all that I see.
                                But I don't see enough. That's the trouble with me.
                                With this stone for a throne, I look down on my pond
                                But I cannot look down on the places beyond.
                                This throne that I sit on is too, too low down.
                                It ought to be higher!" he said with a frown.
                                "If I could sit high, how much greater I'd be!
                                What a king! I'd be ruler of all that I see!"

                                So Yertle, the Turtle King, lifted his hand
                                And Yertle, the Turtle King, gave a command.
                                He ordered nine turtles to swim to his stone
                                And, using these turtles, he built a new throne.
                                He made each turtle stand on another one's back
                                And he piled them all up in a nine-turtle stack.
                                And then Yertle climbed up. He sat down on the pile.
                                What a wonderful view! He could see 'most a mile!
                                "All mine!" Yertle cried. "Oh, the things I now rule!
                                I'm the king of a cow! And I'm the king of a mule!
                                I'm the king of a house! And, what's more, beyond that
                                I'm the king of a blueberry bush and a cat!
                                I'm Yertle the Turtle! Oh, marvelous me!
                                For I am the ruler of all that I see!"

                                And all through the morning, he sat up there high
                                Saying over and over, "A great king am I!"
                                Until 'long about noon. Then he heard a faint sigh.
                                "What's that?" snapped the king
                                And he looked down the stack.
                                And he saw, at the bottom, a turtle named Mack.
                                Just a part of his throne. And this plain little turtle
                                Looked up and he said, "Beg your pardon, King Yertle.
                                I've pains in my back and my shoulders and knees.
                                How long must we stand here, Your Majesty, please?"
                                "SILENCE!" the King of the Turtles barked back.
                                "I'm king, and you're only a turtle named Mack."
                                "You stay in your place while I sit here and rule.
                                I'm the king of a cow! And I'm the king of a mule!
                                I'm the king of a house! And a bush! And a cat!
                                But that isn't all. I'll do better than that!

                                My throne shall be higher!" his royal voice thundered,
                                "So pile up more turtles! I want 'bout two hundred!"
                                "Turtles! More turtles!" he bellowed and brayed.
                                And the turtles 'way down in the pond were afraid.
                                They trembled. They shook. But they came. They obeyed.
                                From all over the pond, they came swimming by dozens.
                                Whole families of turtles, with uncles and cousins.
                                And all of them stepped on the head of poor Mack.
                                One after another, they climbed up the stack.
                                Then Yertle the Turtle was perched up so high,
                                He could see fourty miles from his throne in the sky!
                                "Hooray!" shouted Yertle. "I'm the king of the trees!
                                I'm king of the birds! And I'm king of the bees!
                                I'm king of the butterflies! King of the air!
                                Ah, me! What a throne! What a wonderful chair!
                                I'm Yertle the Turtle! Oh, marvelous me!
                                For I am the ruler of all that I see!"

                                Then again, from below, in the great heavy stack,
                                Came a groan from that plain little turtle named Mack.
                                "Your Majesty, please... I don't like to complain,
                                But down here below, we are feeling great pain.
                                I know, up on top you are seeing great sights,
                                But down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.
                                We turtles can't stand it. Our shells will all crack!
                                Besides, we need food. We are starving!" groaned Mack.

                                "You hush up your mouth!" howled the mighty King Yertle.
                                "You've no right to talk to the world's highest turtle.
                                I rule from the clouds! Over land! Over sea!
                                There's nothing, no, NOTHING, that's higher than me!"

                                But, while he was shouting, he saw with suprise
                                That the moon of the evening was starting to rise
                                Up over his head in the darkening skies.
                                "What's THAT?" snorted Yertle. "Say, what IS that thing
                                That dares to be higher than Yertle the King?
                                I shall not allow it! I'll go higher still!
                                I'll build my throne higher! I can and I will!
                                I'll call some more turtles. I'll stack 'em to heaven!
                                I need 'bout five thousand, six hundred and seven!"

                                But, as Yertle, the Turtle King, lifted his hand
                                And started to order and give the command,
                                That plain little turtle below in the stack,
                                That plain little turtle whose name was just Mack,
                                Decided he'd taken enough. And he had.
                                And that plain little lad got a bit mad.
                                And that plain little Mack did a plain little thing.
                                He burped!
                                And his burp shook the throne of the king!

                                And Yertle the Turtle, the king of the trees,
                                The king of the air and the birds and the bees,
                                The king of a house and a cow and a mule...
                                Well, that was the end of the Turtle King's rule!
                                For Yertle, the King of all Sala-ma-Sond,
                                Fell off his high throne and fell Plunk! in the pond!

                                And tosay the great Yertle, that Marvelous he,
                                Is King of the Mud. That is all he can see.
                                And the turtles, of course... all the turtles are free
                                As turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be.
                                Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
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