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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    Take the day off. Go home and fuck!

    Russians are urged to take the afternoon off, go home and make a baby
    By Adrian Blomfield in Moscow
    (Filed: 22/09/2006)

    The governor of a Russian province gave workers an afternoon off and told them to go home and multiply in the most direct attempt yet by officials seeking to tackle the country's growing depopulation crisis.

    Bureaucrats have been dreaming up ever more imaginative schemes to help reverse the trend ever since President Vladimir Putin identified Russia's demographic crisis – caused in part by soaring levels of alcoholism – as the country's biggest threat.

    But few have been quite as blunt as Sergey Morozov, the governor of Ulyanovsk, a depressed region on the Volga.

    In exchange for an afternoon of state-sponsored passion, his "Give birth to a patriot" campaign launched last week offers parents who give birth next year on June 12, Russia's Independence Day, a range of incentives from a fridge or washing machine to a four-wheel-drive vehicle, depending on how many children the couple already has.

    The Kremlin is offering even more substantial inducements. In a state of the nation address in May that was redolent of the Soviet era, Mr Putin encouraged Russians to make more babies and promised to give £5,000 to every mother who gives birth to a second child.

    It is unclear how many of Ulyankovsk's residents took up Mr Morozov's offer, but the governor is convinced that such strategies are essential if the decline is to be reversed. Russia's 142 million population is dwindling faster than any other on Earth with 793,000 more deaths than births in 2004, according to the Centre for Demography.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    #2
    I guess this is somewhat Front Line related......

    In a post-cold war sorta way.........
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • Hardrock69
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2005
      • 21897

      #3
      It blew my mind when I saw some documentary last year where they said the average Russian drinks something like several gallons of vodka per year.

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49563

        #4
        If I get one of those Russian 'Charlie's Angels' cops in the pic forum, I would...

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32942

          #5
          When I was at Lake Baikal in Siberia, a liter of water was $5 and liter of vodka was $2. Most of the water in the former USSR is polluted and you certainly don't drink from the tap there.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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