This is scary...

[ELVIS]

Hmmm...

[FORD]

Search your feelings Elvis. You know that it is true......

[ELVIS]

So, you do think he's that smart...

[FORD]

Originally posted by ELVIS
So, you do think he's that smart...

No, but Cheney is.

Chimpy's just a pawn. He managed to fool enough people with his Texas hillbilly "I'd drink a beer with that guy" game, which Cheney could never get away with. Not even Satan could pull that off!

[DEMON CUNT]

What are the Biblical descriptions of The Beast in the book of Revelations?

[FORD]

Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
What are the Biblical descriptions of The Beast in the book of Revelations?

Revelation 13

1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.

3 And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.

4 And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?

5 And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.

6 And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.

7 And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.

8 And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.

9 If any man have an ear, let him hear.

10 He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.

11 And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.

12 And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.

13 And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,



14 And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.

15 And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.



16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:



17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.


GEORGE 6
WALKER 6
BUSHJR 6

[ELVIS]

Can you say spin ??

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by FORD
No, but Cheney is.

Chimpy's just a pawn. He managed to fool enough people with his Texas hillbilly "I'd drink a beer with that guy" game, which Cheney could never get away with. Not even Satan could pull that off!

Bingo! W. Bush got the job because he could win the elections but he was dumb and lost without his Vice President. Dick Chenney is extremely intelligent and he is the one running the show and he is the one who wanted us in Iraq.

Remember Bush didn't even know the difference between a sunni and shite muslim and had no idea the two would start fighting with Saddam gone.

[ELVIS]

"Because he could win the elections but he was dumb" ??

Ok...

Can you tell us the difference between a sunni and shite, and more importanty, why it matters ??

[ELVIS]

Shi'ite...

Excuse me...

[FORD]

It matters because they FUCKING HATE EACH OTHER.

And beyond that, the Shi'ites will eventually ally themselves with Iran, also a Shia culture. While the Sunnis will be allied with Jordan and Saudi Arabia for the same reason, and if the Wahabbi fundies get their way, they might eventually form a Sunni "superstate". Which, of course, would control all the oil and potentially threaten Israel.

Just in time for pResident Jenna Bush to invade Saudiraqijordastan, naturally........

[Warham]

Originally posted by FORD
No, but Cheney is.

Chimpy's just a pawn. He managed to fool enough people with his Texas hillbilly "I'd drink a beer with that guy" game, which Cheney could never get away with. Not even Satan could pull that off!

Cheney's a cowboy from Oklahoma. You give him waaaaay too much credit, FORD.

[Warham]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Can you say spin ??

I like how FORD sticks that JR in there to make it out to be 666.

Did you know that William Jefferson Clinton (which is his TRUE full name) comes out to 666 in the Hebrew language.

So does Hillary Rodham Clinton, in fact.

Do I believe either are the antichrist? Fuck no!

FORD underestimates what Satan is capable of. When the endtimes come, it'll make Iraq look like a picnic.

[DEMON CUNT]

Originally posted by Warham
Did you know that William Jefferson Clinton (which is his TRUE full name) comes out to 666 in the Hebrew language.

So does Hillary Rodham Clinton, in fact.

That is absolutely fucking retarded.

Especially hysterical since you don't speak a word of Hebrew. What a fucking idiot!

In Hebrew your name "comes out to" head firmly and proudly in your ass.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by ELVIS


Can you tell us the difference between a sunni and shite,

A "shite", as you ask, is a British colloqialism for what we here on this side of the pond would refer to as "shit". Whereas we would say "That Big Bad Brian is one dumb shit", they would say "A daft shite, that Brian is."

Why you want a comparison between a sunni and a vulgar British slang is puzzling, I must say...