What should Barack Obama change his name to?

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59560
    #1

    What should Barack Obama change his name to?

    Yes those fucking brainless Moonie delusional cunts are at it again, and they're now asking Democratic Presidential Maybe Candidate Barack Hussein Obama to change his name to "prove" he isn't Muslim

    So help out our possible future President. Vote here on these choices for a new name, or submit your own idea.........
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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576
      #2
      Brianna WarPig AssPipe, esq.

      Unfuckingbelievable.
      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35750
          #3
          I think Jesus Washington has a certain ring to it.

          Get the Hispanics and the slave rapists...

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 59560
              #4
              Yeah, but if he pronounced it "Hay-zooz", then the Moonies would accuse him of being an illegal alien.

              It's very telling that the only Hispanic candidate who has a fraction of a chance of winning a major party nomination in this country is named Richardson.

              (Not that I'm endorsing him. He's one of those DLC types that appears on FAUX News as their "token Democrat" almost as often as Lieberman)
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32576
                  #5
                  Obama Prescott Bush

                  There.

                  Done.

                  Next?

                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 59560
                      #6
                      Yeah, that would certainly get the Moonies off his back :D
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                        • Seshmeister
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Oct 2003
                          • 35750
                          #7
                          You have a point.

                          The American dream is that anyone can become president no matter their background as long as their surname is Bush or Clinton...

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                            • LoungeMachine
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 32576
                              #8
                              Drunk driving?

                              Coke?

                              AWOL?

                              Bankrupt?

                              Insider Trading?

                              UNELECTABLE


                              Oh, your name is Bush?

                              Welcome aboard.
                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                • Nickdfresh
                                  SUPER MODERATOR

                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 49563
                                  #9
                                  Al Obumdy.

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                                    • knuckleboner
                                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 2927
                                      #10
                                      nick's got my vote. whoaaaaaaa obumdy!


                                      though, there is a certain ring to Jesus H. Christ Obama...

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                                        • FORD
                                          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 59560
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by knuckleboner



                                          though, there is a certain ring to Jesus H. Christ Obama...
                                          I was hoping someone would catch that
                                          Eat Us And Smile

                                          Cenk For America 2024!!

                                          Justice Democrats


                                          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                                            • LoungeMachine
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 32576
                                              #12
                                              Jesus' middle name was Hussein?

                                              too funny.
                                              Originally posted by Kristy
                                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                • FORD
                                                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 59560
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                  Jesus' middle name was Hussein?

                                                  too funny.
                                                  I doubt it, considering He's Jewish. But it sure would freak out all the rabid fundagelicals!
                                                  Eat Us And Smile

                                                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                                                  Justice Democrats


                                                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                                                    • bueno bob
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 22951
                                                      #14
                                                      Just when you think you've seen the depths of stupidity...here comes Insight...
                                                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                                                        • hideyoursheep
                                                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                          • 6351
                                                          #15
                                                          Barak Bin Laden.


                                                          The Bush's would never find him.

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