"I broke up Van Halen" claims Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

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  • steve
    Sniper
    • Feb 2004
    • 841
    #1

    "I broke up Van Halen" claims Khalid Sheikh Mohammed


    "I dismembered the Jew, Roth, from his rightful position as lead singer of Van Halen. Limb from limb, I, not circumstance, separated this once powerful American rock icon on April 1st, 1985. Me me me me me!"

    Wow! What HASN'T this guy done??
    What an evil, disheveled, harry, smelly, Arab scapegoat.
    Uhhh, I mean "terrorist"...
    Last edited by steve; 03-15-2007, 02:49 PM.
    Tags: claims, i broke up van halen, khalid, mohammed, sheikh
    • jero
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jan 2004
      • 2927
      #2
      Fuck that arab pig!

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        • Roy Munson
          Veteran
          • Feb 2004
          • 1526
          #3
          That t-shirt is whack! Look at the fucking neck size on that thing.
          Originally posted by ELVIS
          I guess you're right...

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            • PlexiBrown
              Commando
              • Mar 2006
              • 1264
              #4
              Looks like Ron Jeremy.
              And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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                • Take 'Em
                  Head Fluffer
                  • May 2005
                  • 311
                  #5
                  Originally posted by PlexiBrown
                  Looks like Ron Jeremy.
                  or Joey Buttafuco .

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                    • Atomic Dyver
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 313
                      #6
                      Originally posted by PlexiBrown
                      Looks like Ron Jeremy.

                      NICE

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                        • Roy Munson
                          Veteran
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 1526
                          #7
                          Is that Jabba-the-Hut's t-shirt?
                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          I guess you're right...

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                            • FORD
                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 59558
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Roy Munson
                              Is that Jabba-the-Hut's t-shirt?
                              No, it's Sammy Hagar's.

                              Hagar, if you remember your Bible history correctly, was the name of Ishmael's mother, and thus the mother of the entire Muslim people.

                              So that means the Ched Rocker is the REAL mastermind behind Al-Qaeda.
                              Eat Us And Smile

                              Cenk For America 2024!!

                              Justice Democrats


                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                                • BottomLine65
                                  Roadie
                                  • Feb 2006
                                  • 100
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by FORD
                                  No, it's Sammy Hagar's.

                                  Hagar, if you remember your Bible history correctly, was the name of Ishmael's mother, and thus the mother of the entire Muslim people.

                                  So that means the Ched Rocker is the REAL mastermind behind Al-Qaeda.
                                  Don't give that fag spamela too much credit.....

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                                    • Guitar Shark
                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 7579
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Roy Munson
                                      That t-shirt is whack! Look at the fucking neck size on that thing.
                                      ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                                      Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                      Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                                        • sadaist
                                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 11625
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Roy Munson
                                          That t-shirt is whack! Look at the fucking neck size on that thing.
                                          Fucking hilarious!
                                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                                            • Nickdfresh
                                              SUPER MODERATOR

                                              • Oct 2004
                                              • 49563
                                              #12
                                              I guess Khalid isn't a morning person...

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                                                • Nickdfresh
                                                  SUPER MODERATOR

                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 49563
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Roy Munson
                                                  That t-shirt is whack! Look at the fucking neck size on that thing.
                                                  I like the frill around the neck. Very shiekh...

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                                                    • hideyoursheep
                                                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 6351
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                                      I guess Khalid isn't a morning person...
                                                      He was out late "waterboarding" the night before.


                                                      He must be at least half-sheep....look at the wool sprouting out around his neck....

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                                                        • hideyoursheep
                                                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                          • 6351
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Roy Munson
                                                          That t-shirt is whack! Look at the fucking neck size on that thing.
                                                          That's so the cowbell don't get caught..... :D

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