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We can just send Sammy Hagar and Mike Sobowleski to Iran to perform musical numbers, pimp tequila, and sell hot sauce. The Iranians will be begging us they will do anything if we get rid of the clown and the dude with the mullet.
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Hell, they might actually like the hot sauce. Probably not the Cobble Wobble though.Originally posted by Nitro Express
We can just send Sammy Hagar and Mike Sobowleski to Iran to perform musical numbers, pimp tequila, and sell hot sauce. The Iranians will be begging us they will do anything if we get rid of the clown and the dude with the mullet.
At least not while the mullahs are watching.Eat Us And Smile
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Should be outlawed by the Geneva Convention!Originally posted by Nitro Express
We can just send Sammy Hagar and Mike Sobowleski to Iran to perform musical numbers, pimp tequila, and sell hot sauce. The Iranians will be begging us they will do anything if we get rid of the clown and the dude with the mullet.
Oh the humanity!Comment
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Just rename it Kabul Wabul.Originally posted by FORD
Hell, they might actually like the hot sauce. Probably not the Cobble Wobble though.
At least not while the mullahs are watching.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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Dude...I love you on South Park.Originally posted by Satan
You gotta be kidding me??
If the BCE, the Brits, and Israel attack Iran, this is gonna blow up into World War III, possibly Armegeddon itself.
Which means a lot of people dying. And a lot of them coming to Hell. You know what it costs to keep union construction crews working 24 hrs a day down here??
I'm running out of finances. The Chinese already own your country. You want them to own Hell too?
it are go good with pizzaComment
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It seems as if the British are going weak in the knees...“If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. BushComment
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Kind of like you, on the internet...Originally posted by BigBadBrian
It seems as if the British are going weak in the knees...Comment
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FIFTEEN British sailors and marines arrested by Iran’s Revolutionary Guards off the coast of Iraq may be charged with spying.
A website run by associates of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Iranian president, reported last night that the Britons would be put before a court and indicted.
Referring to them as “insurgents”, the site concluded: “If it is proven that they deliberately entered Iranian territory, they will be charged with espionage. If that is proven, they can expect a very serious penalty since according to Iranian law, espionage is one of the most serious offences.”
The warning followed claims by Iranian officials that the British navy personnel had been taken to Tehran, the capital, to explain their “aggressive action” in entering Iranian waters. British officials insist the servicemen were in Iraqi waters when they were held.
The penalty for espionage in Iran is death. However, similar accusations of spying were made when eight British servicemen were detained in the same area in 2004. They were paraded blindfolded on television but did not appear in court and were freed after three nights in detention.
Iranian student groups called yesterday for the 15 detainees to be held until US forces released five Revolutionary Guards captured in Iraq earlier this year.
Al-Sharq al-Awsat, a Saudi-owned newspaper based in London, quoted an Iranian military source as saying that the aim was to trade the Royal Marines and sailors for these Guards.
The claim was backed by other sources in Tehran. “As soon as the corps’s five members are released, the Britons can go home,” said one source close to the Guards.
He said the tactic had been approved by Ayatollah Khamenei, Iran’s supreme leader, who warned last week that Tehran would take “illegal actions” if necessary to maintain its right to develop a nuclear programme.
Iran denounced a tightening of sanctions which the United Nations security council was expected to agree last night in protest at Tehran’s insistence on enriching uranium that could be used for nuclear weapons.
Lord Triesman, the Foreign Office minister, met the Iranian ambassador in London yesterday to demand that consular staff be allowed access to the Britons, one of whom is a woman. His intervention came as a senior Iranian general alleged that the Britons had confessed under interrogation to “aggression into Iran’s waters”.
Intelligence sources said any advance order for the arrests was likely to have come from Major-General Yahya Rahim Safavi, the commander of the Revolutionary Guards.
Subhi Sadek, the Guards’ weekly newspaper, warned last weekend that the force had “the ability to capture a bunch of blue-eyed blond-haired officers and feed them to our fighting cocks”.
Safavi is known to be furious about the recent defections to the West of three senior Guards officers, including a general, and the effect of UN sanctions on his own finances.
A senior Iraqi officer appeared to back Tehran’s claim that the British had entered Iranian waters. “We were informed by Iraqi fishermen after they had returned from sea that there were British gunboats in an area that is out of Iraqi control,” said Brigadier-General Hakim Jassim, who is in charge of Iraq’s territorial waters. “We don’t know why they were there.”
Admiral Sir Alan West, the former head of the Royal Navy, dismissed suggestions that the British boats might have been in Iranian waters. West, who was first sea lord when the previous arrests took place in June 2004, said satellite tracking systems had shown then that the Iranians were lying and the same was certain to be true now.
Link“If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. BushComment
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Iran is playing a very dangerous, deadly game here.Originally posted by BigBadBrian
FIFTEEN British sailors and marines arrested by Iran’s Revolutionary Guards off the coast of Iraq may be charged with spying.
“If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. BushComment
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Brian's just waiting for that War he can enjoy so much.
I guess the Iraq one isn't so entertaining anymore...Comment
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kinda like we were when the chinese grabbed our intelligence airplaine?...Originally posted by BigBadBrian
It seems as if the British are going weak in the knees...Comment
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5 Iranian ships suddenly appear?Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Iran is playing a very dangerous, deadly game here.
It was planned.Comment
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The theory is that it was retaliation for the US grabbing of Iranian Revolutionary Guardsmen in Iraq...Comment
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.....which itself was an act of provocation by the BCE.Originally posted by Nickdfresh
The theory is that it was retaliation for the US grabbing of Iranian Revolutionary Guardsmen in Iraq...
They tried to claim "Iran was meddling in Iraq".
Uh, right..... and what the FUCK are THEY doing??
This shit has "create excuse to attack Iran" written all over it.Eat Us And Smile
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Iran kidnaps British sailors so that the BCE can attack Iran?
WTF are you talking about now...?
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