The bible states that Van Halen are a disgrace

[jhale667]

Sesh, your posts never fail to entertain. As someone who did the parochial school experience for 12 years, I'd love to have a drunken theological discussion with you someday...I'll buy....

After all, I AM the resident Roth Army "recovering" Catholic...and oh yeah, reigning PRON king too...

[Seshmeister]

Poison are definitely going to hell anyway.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man,
neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that
do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

Deuteronomy 22:5, KJV

[FORD]

Poison are going to Hell for their shitty music, never mind their drag queen abomination appearance.

[thome]

Long hair is no more vain in the eyes of the lord, than short hair.

You are forgiven.

Fret no more this, may your brow no longer trouble.

Go in peace my son.

[BITEYOASS]

Paul is just an uptight cunt, he was probably the Ted Haggard of his day.

[Wallyg]

Originally posted by FORD
Poison are going to Hell for their shitty music, never mind their drag queen abomination appearance.

LMAO!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
LOL!

I see my almost completely pointless posts as being for the agnostic bystanders.

You can't really argue with stuff like 'the proof that christ rose is that there is no evidence that he existed because he rose."

It's not coincidental that it became the #1 superstition.

That and killing anyone that didn't say that Jesus preached forgiveness, loveliness and being nice to everyone helped too I guess.

Cheers!

From my personal experience...in some way? I have no problem with agnostics....or bystanders! And I will clarify, once again, that I was referring to my post about getting to work!!!


Did I miss something?

[TongueNGroove]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Seriously FORD what's left?

Without the bible then there is no Christianity and the bible is shit.

Off the top of my head

The Old Testament is obviously just silly. You have Genises which is obviously silly. Adam and Eve.

The Noah madness.

You have the tons of Levitcus nonsense, the slavery shit in Exodus.

Stoning disobedient kids.

No contemporary evidence in Roman writings that Jesus existed.

The nativity story is crap because there was no census and even if there had been why would they do it that way?

No Herod shit he was dead already.

The similarities of the legends with Horus, Mithras and all the others.

The life of Brian is far more accurate than any biblical pic.

The Bible was put together by a committee leaving out all sorts of books.

That's just for starters I could go on and on.

There has to be a point that you have to say ok my parents were wrong. It's like the tooth fairy.

If you pick and choose then what is the fucking point?

For example on the hair thing a quick Google brings up this intelligent but deluded guy trying to make it fit.



Take a step back and it's an absolutely insane argument...

Cheers!

I agree with your comments about the Old Testament, there are a lot of inconsistencies with what Jesus taught in the New Testament. However, Jesus having lived is a fact, whether you believe his was the son of god is for you to judge, but he lived none the less.

[Seshmeister]

There is no evidence at all that Jesus lived outside the bible which you accept is a very flawed book.

We also know that the nativity story is bullshit, there was no slaughter of 1st borns, there was no census and the crucifiction story is BS since there was no custom of releasing people.

[Seshmeister]

One way of looking at it is that there are people that think Elvis is still alive and he only died 30 years ago. And noone ever killed anyone for saying that Elvis was dead...

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Seshmeister there was no slaughter of 1st borns

Instead of painting the doors, they shoulda blasted this!!!

LMFAO!!!

Me=The Shit!!!

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[jhale667]

OK, that was funny...

[Nickdfresh]

I think the Bible also says that listening to Van Hagar will make you a menstruating faggot...

(Or, is that just my interpretation?):confused:

[jhale667]

Sounds like a correct interpretation to me!


Yeah, back in the day, the same asshats who tried to twist biblical verses to explain why I shouldn't be fucking their daughters
would always pull that one (the Corinthians verse) out of their asses when they started losing the debate...not like it helped their case....

[Nickdfresh]

Actually, that sexist, homophobic post made me cringe...

I apologize to any offended parties.