The latest right wing spam chain mail - this one is actually FUNNY

[FORD]

Sorry to violate my own policy of not posting these things, but this one is too funny to pass up......

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So, next Saturday at 4 PM., Eastern Time, all American women are asked
to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its
okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for
all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your
side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

[Redballjets88]

this is a stupid idea, but if it does happen Ill chill out front and have a beer. but Ill probably go into dallas somewhere in the rich part where the women have money and arent gross.

[Nickdfresh]

The Onion doesn't write shit this good!

[Angel]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
this is a stupid idea, but if it does happen Ill chill out front and have a beer. but Ill probably go into dallas somewhere in the rich part where the women have money and arent gross.

Why would a good looking rich woman want anything to do with a dumb hick like yourself?

"If it does happen"... Oh my God, you're even dumber than I thought!!!

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Angel

"If it does happen"... Oh my God, you're even dumber than I thought!!!

Ye must remember that he does liveth in Texas......

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by Angel
Why would a good looking rich woman want anything to do with a dumb hick like yourself?

"If it does happen"... Oh my God, you're even dumber than I thought!!!

God fat bitch, you are a retard.

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Ye must remember that he does liveth in Texas......

According to the bible everything God created is perfect. Are you saying he is wrong?

[Hardrock69]

LMFAO!!!

I think all American women should do this....well....all those who weigh less than 120 pounds or so....
:D

[ODShowtime]

It would be funny to drop pornograpihc leaflets over the pakistani autonomous border zone just to see what happens.

[Angel]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
LMFAO!!!

I think all American women should do this....well....all those who weigh less than 120 pounds or so....
:D

What, you want to see all the anorexics naked??? Damn, just pick up an entertainment rag....

Give me real women, if I'm going to see a naked female, I want something closer to Marilyn Monroe than Linday Lohan.

[Angel]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
God fat bitch, you are a retard.

Owned, yet again.....

Don't bother with your fat bitch responses, we already know I've got you perma-owned.

[scamper]

This was going around the email circle about 4 years ago. Old stuff

[scamper]

but still funny

[Keef]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
It would be funny to drop pornograpihc leaflets over the pakistani autonomous border zone just to see what happens.

Digging that photo you have there

Can't imagine taking on Peter Grant. The bastard in that shot found out, eh?

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by FORD
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

New Iraq war strategy: Have all our female soldiers fight on the front lines in their birthday suit!