The News Has Been Cancelled

[LoungeMachine]

Fuck you CNN

Fuck you CNBC

Fuck you FOX

Fuck you MSNBC

Fuck you CBS

Fuck you NBC

Fuck you ABC



We're in the middle of an occupation with no end in sight, while next door watching the poppies flourish for the talibanis, and on the verge of starting athird war with Iran...

Our healthcare "system" is on the verge of collapse, the most important elections in a generation are on the horizon, and a recession is looming on the horizon...


AND EVERY FUCKING "NEWS" ORGANIZATION yesterday led with the gunt losing custody of her spawn to K-fed, the wannabe wigger.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Now all we need is another blonde to go missing in Aruba and the next 12 news cycles will be set.



You should ALL have your FCC licenses reviewed immediately, you fucking WHORES.

[Redballjets88]

you gunna cry?

[Redballjets88]

it is sad that brit and k fed are top stories in america

[Ellyllions]

Now this I can wholeheartedly agree with.

[scamper]

The news is dead.

[BITEYOASS]

Just wish brit would just fuckin die already! Cause she's a hazard to every driver in the Los Angeles area and she'll probably kill her kids too. But the problem with that is you'll have every fuckin network with Titney tribute bios. I say just ditch TV news altogether, it's going to become obselete pretty soon. That and I'm tired of hearing my fiancee yap, yap, yap about fuckin britney every damn week. It's about as bad as when she wanted me to drive her to Kip Wingers house and when she wanted me to calm down after the =VH= concert. She was definitely in a raggy mood later on that night.

[scamper]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
It's about as bad as when she wanted me to drive her to Kip Wingers house

Your wife too?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
you gunna cry?

Fuck you, moron.

Go bus table 16.....

The grown ups are talking.

[WACF]

Ridiculous.

At least on CTV it was pushed back to the last 20 minute portion of the news...and even then...this shit belongs on the Entertainment shows...not National/International news.

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by scamper
Your wife too?

Yeah, but that was before me and her started doing the wild mambo. Now instead of Kip, Kip, Kip; it's Oh, Oh, OH! :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by WACF
Ridiculous.

At least on CTV it was pushed back to the last 20 minute portion of the news...and even then...this shit belongs on the Entertainment shows...not National/International news.

It's a sad day indeed when we need to look to our friends to the north for real news....

The BBC is becoming the last bastion of actual news it seems...

The Colonies are suffering.

[Nickdfresh]

PBS/NPR is okay...

[knuckleboner]

the viewers are equally to blame.

lounge, ask yourself this: if fox news runs "al franken reporting live from iraq" and cnn runs "britney chiild custody verdict just in," which station gets the higher ratings? (the REALLY higher ratings?...)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by knuckleboner
the viewers are equally to blame.

lounge, ask yourself this: if fox news runs "al franken reporting live from iraq" and cnn runs "britney chiild custody verdict just in," which station gets the higher ratings? (the REALLY higher ratings?...)

No argument here....

We get the governement we deserve...

We get the media we deserve......

But that's also my point here...

They wouldn't feed this pablum to America if America didn't keep lapping it up with a spoon.


We're so easily distracted from the real issues these days......

Nukes are "accidently" transported across the country, but Britney's former body guard is on CNN


Thank God for McNeil / Lehrer, Keith Olberman, Jack Cafferty, and Jon Stewart, or I might just go postal.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
PBS/NPR is okay...

I know, but most of America won't tune in...

Scanning the channels last night at 6pm made me want to climb into the watchtower with scoped rifle....