Hillary Inevitable?

[Ra Power]

Billary won't even be the next president, too many skeletons. Oh, and polls don't mean shit, just ask John Kerry. I'm thinking Fred Thompson, America loves it's movie stars. Anyway, just find out which way Missouri is leaning and you'll have the next president, no kidding. Call us hillbillies if you want, but MO has gone with the winner all but once in like, the last 116 years.

You heard it here! :p

Read it and weep

Missouri's presidential voting record trumps even that of Ohio, which has voted for the loser twice in the past 26 elections. The world's David Broders—including, in fact, David Broder—descend on the state every four years to pay homage to its predictive power. It is the swingiest of swingers, the oracle from which all political wisdom can be divined.