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  • Dr. Love
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7833
    #1

    Needed: Suggestions

    Okay, this is slightly off topic, but I'm putting it here because there's always that argument about this topic.

    History:

    This morning, I get up and get ready to go to an interview for senior developer position. I go outside and I notice something peculiar. My car is sitting ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!! Some jack-off stole my wheels last night between 3 am and 8 am.

    Anyway, I filed a report, etc, etc got new tires put on ($500 deductable, I hate that.)

    So I was thinking it's time I got me a pair of things, and since you guys are clever/knowledgeable in the world (more than I am, anyway), I need your help.

    I need suggestions for a gun and a cool line to use with it if I catch any fuckers stealing my wheels again.
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif
    Tags: needed, suggestions
    • lucky wilbury
      #2
      you feel lucky punk? well do ya?

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        • Dr. Love
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7833
          #3
          LOL, not sure I could pull that off. I'd have to practice in the mirror. :D

          I was thinkin about "I've got the cure you're thinking of .... BLAMBLAMBLAM."


          But it would make little sense to anyone outside of the forum. Man, getting a good line to use when taking someone unaware is pretty hard.
          I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

          http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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            • Big Troubles
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Feb 2004
              • 8517
              #4
              Pick up a 9mm. Aim it at the fuckers temple and tell him your clip is full. Then tell him he's got a 10 second count to get the fuck off your property. :D
              "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 59948
                  #5
                  How the fuck have you lived this long in Texas without a gun? I thought they were mandatory down there?
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • Dr. Love
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7833
                      #6
                      I have a gun, man. I just don't shoot guys with it.

                      The ladies, however... :D
                      I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                      http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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