Cheney's Paper Shredder Overheats, Causes Fire in WH

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    Cheney's Paper Shredder Overheats, Causes Fire in WH

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    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59618

    #2
    Either that, or he tried to jumpstart his pacemaker off of an ungrounded outlet again.

    Why do I smell a Halliburton rewiring contract coming?
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    • Steve Savicki
      • Jan 2004
      • 3937

      #3
      Maybe Halliburton was too greedy to financially support electrical wiring upkeep... or even the latest endurable shredder model.
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      • Guitar Shark
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7579

        #4
        This fire was in the Executive Office Building, not the White House...
        ROTH ARMY MILITIA


        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
        Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32576

          #5
          Originally posted by Guitar Shark
          This fire was in the Executive Office Building, not the White House...


          no shit.

          Speaking of recently losing one's sense of humor.......








          ** Still it's nice to know the FL Thread Title Cop is on patrol!!!!

          ++++ You forgot to mention it wasn't a paper shredder either.




          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • BITEYOASS
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6530

            #6
            Guess Cheney forgot to close the gates of hell when he left the office.

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            • Guitar Shark
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7579

              #7
              Originally posted by LoungeMachine


              no shit.

              Speaking of recently losing one's sense of humor.......








              ** Still it's nice to know the FL Thread Title Cop is on patrol!!!!

              ++++ You forgot to mention it wasn't a paper shredder either.




              I thought you got the memo that you aren't allowed artistic license anymore?

              Sorry, I genuinely thought you made a mistake. Will turn up my sarcasm detector.
              ROTH ARMY MILITIA


              Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
              Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576

                #8
                LOL

                My poetic license has been revoked.

                I gotta go back to the GS Disclaimers.

                can't fight what works. :D

                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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