The Myth of Nazareth

[VanHalener]

All you fuckers who think you know what the fuck you're talking about don't know SHIT!

Confimation pending.

[VanHalener]

I am just pissed the fuck off!

God made Van Halen


Van Halen pissed me off!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by cadaverdog
Some preacher quoted some verse about long hair being
unnatural on men and I said bullshit , all the pictures of Jesus
show him with long hair.

You realize he didn't pose for any of those, right, Clem?

He was also BLACK by today's standards.

Originally posted by cadaverdog
What a dick.

Now you know how we feel every time you're here.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Little Texan
Here are a couple of my deep thoughts concerning religion:

1. This one came to me the other day out of the blue...you know where the bible talks about when people go to hell they'll be thrown in the lake of fire to suffer for all eternity? Well, how is it that you will suffer if you aren't in your physical body and can't feel pain?

I think they're trying to emphasize that it's eternal torture of the soul, not body. Physical manifestation would have long since ended, but again, if you examine the original writings vs. what was added in the middle ages, the entire concept of hell and punishment goes against what was originally intended; I think a more likely scenario for the non-believer would be...I don't know, disincorporation of spirit after demise? The fire and brimstone bits of the bible can't have any stock placed in them because of the direct contradiction with the overall message. This isn't difficult to see once you really get into studying it.

Originally posted by Little Texan
2. If there are beings from other worlds in this vast, infinite universe, which there are more likely to be than not, then do they have christianity and believe in god and salvation and all of the other hogwash as well?

No. I don't imagine any Godhead really cares that much about religion. I wouldn't think an infinite concept by all translations existing would care that much about such a limited facet of explaining him/her/it, or what concept you subscribed to.

Originally posted by Little Texan
Are they going to hell if they don't have christianity?

No, because Hell as a place of suffering and eternal regret wasn't in any real conceptual practice until right before the dark ages during the witchhunts for non-believers.

Originally posted by Little Texan
Do they worship a man (Jesus) from another planet that they may not even know exists?

No.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
Atheism is rationality. Rationality is based on reaching conclusions based on evidence, or the lack thereof.

I can prove beyond any doubt there is no God. It's easy:

There is no evidence of a God, and there has never been any evidence of God. And judging by the lack of even a shred of evidence of a God in 4000 years of recorded history, there will never be any evidence of a God.

And the face of Mary in a stack of flapjacks at a diner in Alabama doesn't count.

Case closed.

Um dude, people are not rationale, and Stalin, Hitler, and Dylan Klebold were all atheists...

Spare me the twaddle...

[cadaverdog]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


You realize he didn't pose for any of those, right, Clem?

He was also BLACK by today's standards.




Now you know how we feel every time you're here.

Before you said the bible was fiction , now you're interpreting
it as if it was fact .
If it's fiction and it says he's black , he probably wasn't.
Look up "fiction" , smartass.


Who is this "we" ?
You?
Yeah , I got that a long time ago , yet you feel the need to
constantly reply to anything I say .
This "we" isn't everybody , because I bet a lot more people
dispise you than me.
How many "Cadaverdog is an asshole " threads compared
to "Lounge machine is an asshole"threads ?
Even if you leave out every time I've bitched about you ,
you would still win hands down .

[kwame k]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Does the fact that the Forum's two biggest trailer-trash morons are both foaming at the mouth because someone dares to question the fairy tales they clung to all their pathetic lives not just strike you as funnier than all get out? :D


Jesus Saves!

But The Republicans keep spending more on killing Muslims

Hey Bitch!

Don't you ever make fun of trailer-trash!!
Like ma and me say:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by cadaverdog
Before you said the bible was fiction , now you're interpreting
it as if it was fact .
If it's fiction and it says he's black , he probably wasn't.
Look up "fiction" , smartass.

Please show me where I'm "interpreting" the Bible as fact, moron.

Jesus Christ you're a fucking idiot.

Originally posted by cadaverdog


This "we" isn't everybody , because I bet a lot more people
dispise you than me.
How many "Cadaverdog is an asshole " threads compared
to "Lounge machine is an asshole"threads ?
Even if you leave out every time I've bitched about you ,
you would still win hands down .

I'll take that bet. :D

Taking away YOUR 7 or so threads whining about me? LMMFAO

Give it up, Pigpen.

You've been proven time and again to be nothing more than a fucking troll here.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by kwame k
Hey Bitch!

Don't you ever make fun of trailer-trash!!
Like ma and me say:

LMMFAO

I dont know who you are, kwame...


But you're hands down, the funniest motherfuckers to hit this forum in ages...

[kwame k]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO

I dont know who you are, kwame...

I'm the one on the right

:D

[LoungeMachine]

You're the Rotweiller?

figures.

[kwame k]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You're the Rotweiller?

figures.