Just heard about this...I need to pay more attention

[LoungeMachine]

Q: What do you call a Drummer who just got dumped by his girlfriend?





























A: Homeless :D


I'll be here all week.... Try the Veal

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by kwame k

You must be a guitar player!!

What gave it away?

My sharp wit, or my scathing politcal insights?









Q: How can you tell a Drummer is at your door?


















A: The knocking keeps speeding up. :D



Don't forget to tip your waitress...

[LoungeMachine]

Q: What do you call those people who constantly hang around musicians looking for attention?




















A: Yep, you guessed it. Drummers :D

[kwame k]

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they have a machine to do that now.

This is why I only do one show a night!!!

[LoungeMachine]

LMAO


At least you have a sense of humor....

We can always work on your sense of time. :D

[kwame k]

My sense of timing is perfect, my sense of smell well………….

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?


None--they just steal somebody else's light.

[kwame k]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
What gave it away?

My sharp wit, or my scathing politcal insights?

No, your booze, drenched, breath!!!

[LoungeMachine]

We just hold the lightbulb.....

The world revolves around us.



*takes bow, exits stage left*

:D

[kwame k]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
We just hold the lightbulb.....

The world revolves around us.



*takes bow, exits stage left*

:D

Is this you dude??
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[scamper]

Quit beating my thread to death.......

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by scamper
Quit beating my thread to death.......

I believe it died of natural causes....

[kwame k]

Originally posted by scamper
Quit beating my thread to death.......

Sorry Scamper,

No Decorum in the Forum ...........

[scamper]

Originally posted by kwame k
Sorry Scamper,

No Decorum in the Forum ...........

Actually it was my weak attempt at a joke, 'beating' 'drummers'.......................then I killed a guy with a sickle............

[LoungeMachine]

Drummers are a little slow, scamp...

Speak slowly and with small words, and they'll eventually understand you.


Q: What doe s a Drummer say right before he's kick out of a band?


A: Hey, guys..... I wrote this song, and....

[kwame k]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Drummers are a little slow, scamp...

Speak slowly and with small words, and they'll eventually understand you.


Q: What doe s a Drummer say right before he's kick out of a band?


A: Hey, guys..... I wrote this song, and....

What do you mean, Lounge? Are you saying I'm slow?
Speak clearer...

What's the best way to confuse a drummer?



Put a sheet of music in front of him.