Just in Case You Were Wondering If Fixed News Was Still Run By Morons

[DLR'sCock]

Look it was just innocent nervousness on both their parts which was kind of kool and refreshing to see, and made them both more human. You could see a bit of nervousness on Obama's part for sure which other's around me noticed and made a few people chuckle.

No matter what though, he was officially the Preisdent of the United States of America @ Noon.

Either the Fox news people are truly dolts or they were playing to their "base".

[jhale667]

There was no "they" about it... Robby fucked it up and Obama didn't want to make him look like shit in front of, oh, about a billion people....

The look Obama shot him was classic, however...it was totally "You dumbass"

[jhale667]

No matter what though, he was officially the Preisdent of the United States of America @ Noon.

Either the Fox news people are truly dolts or they were playing to their "base".

Exactly. And the keyword here is "base"...as in lowest-common denominator.

So, Gar, Jacksmar - when will you be burying yourselves in the shallow graves by the railroad tracks now that your worst nightmare has come true?

[GAR]

Uh - worst nightmare would be Obama solidfying NAFTA and giving illegal aliens free citizenship rights, drivers licenses and welfare.

[Nickdfresh]

Uh - worst nightmare would be Obama solidfying NAFTA and giving illegal aliens free citizenship rights, drivers licenses and welfare.

Define "solidifying NAFTA" please. It's already pretty "solidified"...

[GAR]

Rather than refute your endless circular reasonings, better idea would be for you to state what part of NAFTA cannot be dismantled.

[Nickdfresh]

Rather than refute your endless circular reasonings, better idea would be for you to state what part of NAFTA cannot be dismantled.

"Refute" what? I'm just trying to figure out what the fuck you are talking about...

And NAFTA was approved under Clinton, by the same hypocritical handjobs in the Republican majority congress with the intent on building jobs in Mexico and SA and keeping them there...

[FORD]

Who cares on their whacky reporting when they have the best looking anchors in cable news...

Martha MacCallum

And that's how they have succeeded. The old bastard Murdoch has you so addicted to watching his supermodel "anchors" that you don't notice that what they're saying is complete fucking bullshit. It's basically the TV version of the titty photos he used to sell his ridiculous newspapers in the UK.

So if you MUST watch FAUX, in order to beat off, or whatever, just do it with the sound off. :D

[kwame k]

And that's how they have succeeded. The old bastard Murdoch has you so addicted to watching his supermodel "anchors" that you don't notice that what they're saying is complete fucking bullshit. It's basically the TV version of the titty photos he used to sell his ridiculous newspapers in the UK.

So if you MUST watch FAUX, in order to beat off, or whatever, just do it with the sound off. :D

Sorry FORD....what were you saying? I was too "busy" looking at her picture.

[Redballjets88]

I hope Obama does something to make it easier for illegals to gain citizenship.

You probably have no clue how fucking hard it is for them to legally work, and most of them want to work legally. Fuck having a wall, fuck deporting them, give them an easier way to gain citizenship and let them keep their jobs and continue to work.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

CNN just reported that they brought Robby back over the White House to repeat the oath of office....

[Baby's On Fire]

LA TIMES

Fox News' Chris Wallace: Is Obama even president?
11:18 AM PT, Jan 20 2009


"Well, again, we're wondering here whether or not Barack Obama in fact is the president of the United States," Chris Wallace told Fox News viewers, well over an hour after Obama had taken the oath of office today.




Fox News replayed the swearing-in moment when President Obama and Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. each bobbled the words to the constitutional oath. "They had a kind of garbled oath," Wallace said.

"It's just conceivable that this will end up going to the courts," Wallace speculated.

A bit of wishful thinking on behalf of (presumably conservative) Fox viewers?

Perhaps. But Wallace quickly added: "As Brit Hume rightly pointed out, if it goes to the Supreme Court, certainly Chief Justice Roberts will say that he took the oath."

— Scott Collins


:D

It's a shame that a living legend like Mike Wallace fathered such a fucking idiot of a son.

I guess Mike got all of the gene pool available in the famly, and there wasn't enough left in the old man's spum to pass it along.

I'll bet Mike is real proud of his son.....

[LoungeMachine]

Uh - worst nightmare would be Obama solidfying NAFTA and giving illegal aliens free citizenship rights, drivers licenses and welfare.

and taking your shit job from you.....

[FORD]

It's a shame that a living legend like Mike Wallace fathered such a fucking idiot of a son.

I guess Mike got all of the gene pool available in the famly, and there wasn't enough left in the old man's spum to pass it along.

I'll bet Mike is real proud of his son.....

Last I heard, The Wallace's get along even worse than Poppy & Chimpy do. And probably for the same reason..... not exactly a chip off the old block, Or blockhead in Bush's case.

[jhale667]

Attention, FAUX News: STFU.

Obama takes presidential oath again after stumble

WASHINGTON – After the flub heard around the world, President Barack Obama has taken the oath of office. Again. Chief Justice John Roberts delivered the oath to Obama on Wednesday night at the White House — a rare do-over. The surprise moment came in response to Tuesday's much-noticed stumble, when Roberts got the words of the oath a little off, which prompted Obama to do so, too.

Don't worry, the White House says: Obama has still been president since noon on Inauguration Day.

Nevertheless, Obama and Roberts went through the drill again out of what White House counsel Greg Craig called "an abundance of caution."

This time, the scene was the White House Map Room in front of a small group of reporters, not the Capitol platform before the whole watching world.

"We decided that because it was so much fun ...," Obama joked to reporters who followed press secretary Robert Gibbs into the room. No TV camera crews or news photographers were allowed in. A few of Obama's closest aides were there, along with a White House photographer.

Roberts put on his black robe.

"Are you ready to take the oath?" he said.

"Yes, I am," Obama said. "And we're going to do it very slowly."

Roberts then led Obama through the oath without any missteps.

The president said he did not have his Bible with him, but that the oath was binding anyway.

The original, bungled version on Tuesday caught observers by surprise and then got replayed on cable news shows.

It happened when Obama interrupted Roberts midway through the opening line, in which the president repeats his name and solemnly swears.

Next in the oath is the phrase " ... that I will faithfully execute the office of president of the United States." But Roberts rearranged the order of the words, not saying "faithfully" until after "president of the United States."

That appeared to throw Obama off. He stopped abruptly at the word "execute."

Recognizing something was off, Roberts then repeated the phrase, putting "faithfully" in the right place but without repeating "execute."

But Obama then repeated Roberts' original, incorrect version: "... the office of president of the United States faithfully."

Craig, the White House lawyer, said in a statement Wednesday evening: "We believe the oath of office was administered effectively and that the president was sworn in appropriately yesterday. Yet the oath appears in the Constitution itself. And out of the abundance of caution, because there was one word out of sequence, Chief Justice John Roberts will administer the oath a second time."

The Constitution is clear about the exact wording of the oath and as a result, some constitutional experts have said that a do-over probably wasn't necessary but also couldn't hurt. Two other previous presidents have repeated the oath because of similar issues, Calvin Coolidge and Chester A. Arthur.


"But...but...they didn't use a Bible...."