Hooray for a 2nd stimulus bill!

[Baby's On Fire]

Reagan (assuming he didn't have Alzheimers) would have to admit that "Reaganomics" was a total failure. And like many members of his own administration, probably would have disowned Chimpy's warmongering. After that, he would bitchslap his son Michael for that mindless bullshit rant about putting live grenades up the asses of Arab children.

As for Lincoln, he would take one look at all the bullshit coming out of the so-called Bible Belt, realize that he should have let the Confederacy go, and then he would immediately go to Ford's Theater and wait for someone to put him out of his misery again.

Just an FYI FORD......Reagan is deceased. His Alzheimer's is no longer an issue.

[swage33]

If you're in the zipper of the Bible Belt, then you are no doubt aware that racists have been known to characterize African Americans as "monkeys", so yeah, it's likely that anyone doing so would probably be doing it with a racist motivation.

Like the asshole who drew the cartoon in the Murdoch Post this morning, for example.

Don't know about the Murdoch Post, but....is that you, Hyundai? I think you pretend to be Jesus but Satan as well is just, amazing. What if I wasn't a racist? Could I call Obama chimpy? How do I prove I'm not a racist?

[LoungeMachine]

Just an FYI FORD......Reagan is deceased.

How can you tell?

[swage33]

How can you tell?

Things are shitty.

[Satan]

Just an FYI FORD......Reagan is deceased. His Alzheimer's is no longer an issue.

Actually, it is. Poor Ronnie doesn't even know he's in Hell half the time.

[LoungeMachine]

Actually, it is. Poor Ronnie doesn't even know he's in Hell half the time.

After living with Nancy, I'm sure it's a nice change of scenery....

[LoungeMachine]

Things are shitty.

Hey, it's WARHAM!!!

LMAO

[swage33]

warham?????? I don't get it.

[GAR]

And if he comes down with sudden death syndrome while in office, who will be his successor, Joe Biden or Michelle Obama ??

HAHAHA~! "Sudden Incumbent Death Syndrome" I like it!

My gal asked me this morning watching ABC's Good Morning America "how long did you estimate this guy's gonna get shot"

I said, Well I was thinking within the year, but now I'm thinking more like half that! Obama's wrecking the future at breakneck speed..

[swage33]

you got a girlfriend at 61? I am inspired.

[LoungeMachine]

Blow up dolls speak now?

That's progress for ya....

[GAR]

Blow up dolls speak now?

.. until you hop off your sugar daddy and pull that inflation valve outta his mouth, sure they do why not?

What a jealous detracting piece of shit you are.. she's not the best looker but neither am I, and you can find lots of uglies like us and more to date online if you'll just take the time to dress up and leave the garage but then again sunlight does tend to kill mold on contact.

We'd miss you so don't ever leave! Nothing risked, nothing gained.. it's a scary place out there in FirstLife..

[LoungeMachine]

..

What a jealous detracting piece of shit you are.. .

classic

[LoungeMachine]

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and you can find lots of uglies like us and more to date online .[/QUOTE]

I don't doubt that.

Hate to burst your bubble, but I have my little hottie, already.

But thanks for taking one of those online uglies off the market....

I'm sure every single guy here thanks you.

[sadaist]

But thanks for taking one of those online uglies off the market....

I'm sure every single guy here thanks you.

ROFL!