Dunce Obamarx Always Uses a Teleprompter

[LoungeMachine]

Holy fuck - hell has frozen over, hasn't it?

And all the little canucks have gone ice skating........






I keed!

[Angel]

...and the big canucks are landing triple axles on the American's heads.

I keed!

[Nitro Express]

Puppet Obama reads the prompter better than puppet Bush. Obama is good. I wish he was selling my shit instead of spending the US and our future into oblivion.

[Baby's On Fire]

A BOF post full of great points.

Where the fuck am I?

You're in reality baby.

aAll my posts are stuffed full of great points. Especially when I'm skewering you.

That's just the reality......

[Sgt Schultz]

Obamarx Thanks Himself in Temeprompter Speech

Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen was just a few paragraphs into an address in Washington when he realised it all sounded a bit too familiar.

It was. He was repeating the speech President Barack Obama had just read from the same teleprompter.

Mr Cowen stopped, turned to the president and said: "That's your speech."

A laughing Mr Obama returned to the podium to take over but it seems the script had finally been switched and the US president ended up thanking himself for inviting everyone to the party.

Mr Obama is an accomplished orator [and that's about it] but is becoming known in America as the "teleprompt president" over his reliance on the machine when he gives a speech.

Earlier in the day, the president claimed an Irish ancestry, saying his mother's family could be traced back to Ireland.

He joked to Cowen: "We may be cousins. We haven't sorted that through yet."

Speaking in the Oval Office, he told the Irish premier:"Not all Americans are Irish but all Americans support those who stand on the side of peace and peace will prevail."

The fountains at the White House were dyed green for the day at the request of the First Lady and guests at the cocktail reception drank green sparkling wine from a Californian vineyard.

Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Paul Muldoon from Northern Ireland and Maggie McCarthy, a traditional Irish dancer and musician from Cork, and the vocal group Celtic Thunder all attended.

Mr Obama joked about the free-flowing bar and warned his guests not to wear lampshades on their heads in front of the cameras.

[WACF]

Yeah...that little fuck up is kinda funny...

I can see why the teleprompter is used.

Like BOF said...how can he remember all this stuff.

On another side of it though...

Do you really want a president that says "Uhhh" every other sentence?

Some of his clips when running for the Dems are down right terrible...the guy does not do well when put on the spot.

Does not mean he is the wrong guy...

He needs the help...and they should of ensured the right people are making sure the right speeches are up.

[Andy Taylor]

Your stupidity is impressive. It makes GAR look functional.

Do you realize how much time it would take to memorize all the speeches he gives in a week? There wouldn't be any time for anything else. And the ability to memorize has zero to do with intelligence.

You're not really this dense are you?

You're a retarded baboon. I said if he's using them all the time, right? So in this scenario would it be too much to memorize some of the speeches or even speak extempore maybe? You're really dense aren't you?