Belief-O-Matic

**kwame k** · 03-20-2009, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by hideyoursheep

You gonna eat that beef jerky, my hindu friend, or are ya gonna pray to it?
:D

Hard to tell, yet. I am still coming to terms with the fact I am a Hindu!
Hey, do you know if they're allowed to watch porn?

**chefcraig** · 03-20-2009, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by kwame k

WTF, Combat......looks as good as any other religion. I think I have a bottle of that around here to pray to. We'll see what happens.

Dear delicious bottle of yummy syrup, smite Combat Ready, now. I ask this in your name.

Yeah, yeah...and tell me that if you'd thought of it first, you would not have posted the image.

**hideyoursheep** · 03-20-2009, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by kwame k

Hard to tell, yet. I am still coming to terms with the fact I am a Hindu!
Hey, do you know if they're allowed to watch porn?

Oh NO!!

No pre-marital sex, no abortion, no meat, 100s of gods, reincarnation...

If you watch porn in this life, you'll come back as a jerk-off!
:D

**Combat Ready** · 03-20-2009, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by kwame k

Anything Combat?

Yeah....A fucking tomato for ya'!

**Combat Ready** · 03-20-2009, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by chefcraig

Yeah, yeah...and tell me that if you'd thought of it first, you would not have posted the image.

**kwame k** · 03-20-2009, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by hideyoursheep

If you watch porn in this life, you'll come back as a jerk-off!
:D

So you're say I watched porn in another life, then? Eat paint, bitch!

**kwame k** · 03-20-2009, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by Combat Ready

Yeah....A fucking tomato for ya'!

Back at ya!

**Blaze** · 03-20-2009, 10:30 PM

**hideyoursheep** · 03-20-2009, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by kwame k

So you're say I watched porn in another life, then? Eat paint, bitch!

Well, I was gonna say drummer..

At least you're not like ELVIS...every time he picks up a guitar, he has to face towards Yngvie..

Hope your religion allows for eggs, Kwams....

BOOYAH!!

**kwame k** · 03-20-2009, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by hideyoursheep

Well, I was gonna say drummer..

At least you're not like ELVIS...every time he picks up a guitar, he has to face towards Yngvie..

Hope your religion allows for eggs, Kwams....

BOOYAH!!

**FORD** · 03-20-2009, 10:47 PM

At least you can still go to McDonalds.......of India!

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**FORD** · 03-20-2009, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by hideyoursheep

Hope your religion allows for eggs, Kwams....

Sadly it doesn't. If you click the Mickey D's India link, you'll notice they have many chicken items on the menu, but not eggs.

I guess eating chickens is OK, just not chicken abortions?

**kwame k** · 03-20-2009, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by FORD

At least you can still go to McDonalds.......of India!

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Talk about a marketing fuck up! Kinda like Euro-Disney!

**Blaze** · 03-20-2009, 10:59 PM

One more egg and you'll have a full plate Kwame!

**hideyoursheep** · 03-20-2009, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by FORD

Sadly it doesn't. If you click the Mickey D's India link, you'll notice they have many chicken items on the menu, but not eggs.

I guess eating chickens is OK, just not chicken abortions?

There's a hardcore, old-school hindu coulple I know...the marriage was arranged and approved by HIS family...they really do things differently, even here. While she doesn't eat any meat, the husband is allowed some barnyard pimp now and then...mostly it's veggies, beans and rice.

Her family paid his family 20 g's for him to marry her, BTW.

The 2 of them have been here about 8 years.

But now here come the in-laws, the cousins, brothers and sisters...

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