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  • Guitar Shark
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7579

    #16
    This is slightly off topic, but I hate when cyclists weave through lines of cars stopped at a traffic light and get in front of the first car. For some reason, all cyclists seem to do this. WTF!
    ROTH ARMY MILITIA


    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576

      #17
      Not off topic in the slightest.

      I always have the URGE to open my car door when I see them approaching, and introducing them to my armrest.



      That's exactly what I'm talking about, the cyclists' hypocrisy.

      They demand/expect to be treated equally on the road, but refuse to obey the same traffic laws.

      Fuck their lycra wearing selves.

      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • Redballjets88
        Full Member Status

        • Mar 2005
        • 4469

        #18
        how about make them use sidewalks exclusively. (unless no sidewalk is provided)

        If I can get a 200 dollar ticket for forgetting to buckle up, which they call a safety measure, why can't the laws force the bicycle retards on to the sidewalk where it is safe?

        The worst accident that can happen on a sidewalk is a bike hitting a person, causing bruises, and MAYBE a broken bone.

        A bike accident on the street = death or severe injury.

        Fuck you cyclists, go join a spin class.
        R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

        hopefully God will ressurect you

        "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


        " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32576

          #19
          Sidewalks are for just that, walking

          Bike lanes in places that have the shoulder room, are a good use of space.

          But not every street can do that.

          But the last fucking thing I want is these assholes on the sidewalk, where the elderly, and kids in strollers are.

          Follow the rules of the road, yield to faster moving traffic, stay off the sidewalks, and pay your fair share of the inprovements on the roads you use. Or take the bus.

          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • Guitar Shark
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7579

            #20
            Lounge, it may surprise you to learn that cycling on sidewalks is not illegal in Seattle. Bike riding is allowed on sidewalks as long as pedestrians are given the right of way. Seems stupid to me.
            ROTH ARMY MILITIA


            Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
            Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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            • kwame k
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Feb 2008
              • 11302

              #21
              That's amazing that riding on the sidewalk is legal. I have to agree with the rest of you guys, I don't care what you are driving/riding on a public road, for everyone's safety obey the rule of the roads. Allowing cyclists to run stop signs is just plain stupid.


              Now to address you haters about Stoned Oregon Cyclists, I only rode around Portland stoned a few times and that was 12 years ago.
              Originally posted by vandeleur
              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576

                #22
                Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                Lounge, it may surprise you to learn that cycling on sidewalks is not illegal in Seattle. Bike riding is allowed on sidewalks as long as pedestrians are given the right of way. Seems stupid to me.
                I'm sure there's a LAWYER somewhere who we can BLAME for this STUPID provision.....



                Lawyers: Put on earth to make Used Car Salesman look good....
                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                • Kristy
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 16842

                  #23
                  Okay, I'll admit I love to ride myself and usually end up taking my bike over my car when it comes to going on short errand trips or just for the fact that I love bike riding. But with that said, there are assholes on both sides of the equation. I know the type most of you are talking about: the fuckwit with the $4,000 road bike with the most ridiculous riding gear/outfit I've ever seen thinking...no, believing that they are Lance Fucking Armstrong in training completely ignoring the rules of the road riding way too fast and not giving one courtesy to other bicyclist or pedestrians. Hey, when you're coming up on a unsuspecting person at that rate of speed at least tell them that you're coming up on them at a high rate of speed on their left! These are the same assholes who ride their bike right in front of your car at major intersection with their iClod earphones turned up so loud (to shit like Dave Matthews by the looks of them) that they're looking for a death wish. Of course, if you do end up hitting one of them chances are they'll sue for everything you have.

                  Motorist are just as bad - purposefully parking their cars in the crossing lane when at a red light or making right turns in front of me when I have the right of way at the light. I've never had this happen to me (thus far) but I've seen motorist thrown shit at people riding on trails or howling abuse at them when they are far enough from the lanes of motorist traffic. Me, I try to avoid riding near traffic as much as possible simply because a bike and car can't live together on the same road in most cases but that itself doesn't mean I don't lose the rules of the road by giving a break to pedestrians or yielding to cars by thinking I have the right of way at all times.

                  So I don't know...fuck you both.

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                  • Guitar Shark
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 7579

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Okay, I'll admit I love to ride myself
                    Sorry, I read no further after this...
                    ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32576

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      So I don't know...fuck you both.
                      Promises, promises....

                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • hideyoursheep
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 6351

                        #26
                        You guys are terrible..:D

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                        • hideyoursheep
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 6351

                          #27
                          Make it a law?

                          I nearly whacked a bicycle cop that ran a stop 4 years ago.
                          He yells, "HEY!!"

                          What could he do? Pull me over?

                          Fuck it, I kept going..

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