FORD's Daily Bread: Thread Topic Replys - a top-ten list..
10. Dick, penis, or the subjugation of his opponent by means of phallic refocusing off the topic.
9. Homosexuality, gay-hints, or outright accusation his viewpoint opposer is gay.
8. Homelessness and further subjugation by claims his opponent's viewpoint is invalidated by inadequate self-sufficiency.
7. Stalking, he'll chase his opponent from the initial argument thread, into another totally unrelated one, and continue his whining either with- or without the support of his knee-high elfen sycophant Dickfrisk.
6. Division from the conservative side, invoking his Jesus Christ username to support an attack in the event he's losing points.
5. Division from the liberal side, invoking his Satan username to support an attack in the event he's losing points.
4. Legacy: he invokes his unsupported claim of a 12-year, continuous reign on rock fandom boards to validate his viewpoint to outrank that of any others.
3. "Crystal-balling," he can foresee his opinions with facts yet-to-be; others may see it differently but that's okay because he knew you'd see thru THIS clouded ruse, and will pick the next reply from one of the other 9 ploys in the list to shame you (I only know this due to the unlocked spyware I could view through to the FORD Crystal Ball on his desktop on his PC, and that's what it responded when I asked "wwfd after ruse #3 runs thin?")
2. His second-favorite slander is Instability - agree with him, or else you're mentall ill. You have to be, and you should be thankful for his diagnosis because he's uniquely qualified after so many years of therap.. oops, see now he's got me doing it..
1. Drumroll, please.. FORD's Number One favorite slur - you live at home with Ma and Pa Kettle, even if you don't.. move back in, and then move out to prove your point carries greater weight than his. This is a weak one, but it's usually a good foot-in-the-door to be followed by one or two others in the list.
So long as he replies in the form of a slander or a false claim such as from the above list, you have to refute and it's a limited game of circular reasoning.
10. Dick, penis, or the subjugation of his opponent by means of phallic refocusing off the topic.
9. Homosexuality, gay-hints, or outright accusation his viewpoint opposer is gay.
8. Homelessness and further subjugation by claims his opponent's viewpoint is invalidated by inadequate self-sufficiency.
7. Stalking, he'll chase his opponent from the initial argument thread, into another totally unrelated one, and continue his whining either with- or without the support of his knee-high elfen sycophant Dickfrisk.
6. Division from the conservative side, invoking his Jesus Christ username to support an attack in the event he's losing points.
5. Division from the liberal side, invoking his Satan username to support an attack in the event he's losing points.
4. Legacy: he invokes his unsupported claim of a 12-year, continuous reign on rock fandom boards to validate his viewpoint to outrank that of any others.
3. "Crystal-balling," he can foresee his opinions with facts yet-to-be; others may see it differently but that's okay because he knew you'd see thru THIS clouded ruse, and will pick the next reply from one of the other 9 ploys in the list to shame you (I only know this due to the unlocked spyware I could view through to the FORD Crystal Ball on his desktop on his PC, and that's what it responded when I asked "wwfd after ruse #3 runs thin?")
2. His second-favorite slander is Instability - agree with him, or else you're mentall ill. You have to be, and you should be thankful for his diagnosis because he's uniquely qualified after so many years of therap.. oops, see now he's got me doing it..
1. Drumroll, please.. FORD's Number One favorite slur - you live at home with Ma and Pa Kettle, even if you don't.. move back in, and then move out to prove your point carries greater weight than his. This is a weak one, but it's usually a good foot-in-the-door to be followed by one or two others in the list.
So long as he replies in the form of a slander or a false claim such as from the above list, you have to refute and it's a limited game of circular reasoning.
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