Will the AntiChrist be a Homosexual??

[FORD]

Not sure what the fuck that has to do with insurance, but it's funny as Hell.

[GAR]

And predictably, Sesh would find it in his heart to support FORD with things both homosexual and atheistic.

[Seshmeister]

To be honest I was kind of hoping for 2 Eves... :D

[Seshmeister]

And predictably, Sesh would find it in his heart to support FORD with things both homosexual and atheistic.

I honestly don't understand the religious gay bashing.

If Jesus did exist as a man on Earth and isn't just a completely mythical combination of various stories then the evidence is he was probably gay.

The second big question for the cults is since no one can think that being a homo is just a lifestyle then their god creates queers in his own image.

But mainly I just can't understand why they give such a fuck. There are a million horrendous things happening in the world every day and there are a huge bunch of people obsessed with who is consensually fucking who and how.

Here are some documented sexualities I'm not interested in.

Abasiophilia - Arousal toward a lame or crippled partner
Acousticophilia - Arousal from (certain) sounds.
Acrotomophilia - Arousal by the activity/thought of having sex with an amputee.
Acucullophallia - Arousal with circumcision. (performing or receiving?)
Agalmatophilia - Arousal to statues/mannequins.
Albutophilia - Arousal from water.
Algophilia - Arousal from pain.
Amaurophilia - Arousal from having a partner who is unable to see them during sex.
Anasteemaphilia - Arousal to someone due to a difference in height.
Andromimetophilia - Arousal to someone who has had a sex change
Apotemnophilia - Arousal from the idea of losing a limb (either through accident or surgical procedure).
Arachnephilia - Arousal from play with spiders.
Astraphilia - Arousal by lighting and thunder
Arachnophilia - Arousal from anthropoids such as spiders and scorpions
Autoabasiophilia - Arousal to oneself being lame or crippled
Biastophilia - Arousal when sexually assaulting an unwilling victim.
Carpophilia - Arousal by sensual feeding of fruits
Catheterophilia - Arousal from the use of catheters
Chrematistophilia - Arousal from either paying for sex or from being robbed
Coprophillia - Arousal towards fecal matter, giving or receiving
Dacryphilia - Arousal in seeing tears in the eyes of their partner
Dysmorphophilia - Arousal from physically impaired partners
Electrophilia - Arousal from electrical stimulation
Entomophilia - Arousal by insects and its use in sex play
Flatuphilia - Arousal from others passing gas
Harmatophilia - Arousal from mistake or from breaking rules.
Harpaxophilia - Arousal from being robbed.
Homilophilia - Arousal from giving or receiving a sermon or speech.
Hydrophilia - Arousal by water
Hyphephilia - Arousal from touching (certain) fabrics.
Klismaphilia - Arousal from having an enema.
Lactaphilia - Arousal from lactating breasts.
Mysophilia - Arousal from handling soiled underwear or foul odors.
Nasophilia - Arousal from kissing, sucking, touching or looking at another's nose
Necrophilia - Arousal toward the dead
(Necrochlesis - Sex with a corpse)
(Lagnonector - A person that kills in order to have sex with the corpse)
Nosophilia - Arousal from a partner terminal illness
Ochlophilia - Arousal from biting
Odontophilia - Arousal from teeth
Oculophilia - Arousal from eyeballs
Pediophilia – Arousal from dolls
Phobophilia - Arousal from Fear
Podophilia - Arousal from feet
another's buttocks
Pyrophilia - Arousal from fire
Rhabdophilia - Arousal from being flogged, beaten or caned.
Siderodromophilia - Arousal from either viewing or riding upon trains
Spectrophilia – Arousal to supernatural spirits or image in a mirror
Stigmatophilia – Arousal to body modifications arousing (tattoos, piercings, etc.)
Symphorophilia - Arousal from planning/causing a public disaster
Transvestophilia - Arousal from cross dressing
Traumaphilia - Arousal from wounds or trauma
Urophilia - Arousal from contact with urine.
Vomerophilia - Arousal to the act of vomiting
Zoophilia - Arousal toward animals



I think the Jewish zombie cult should start looking into these people too.

Why not try and persecute them as well?

[Nickdfresh]

I honestly don't understand the religious gay bashing.

If Jesus did exist as a man on Earth and isn't just a completely mythical combination of various stories then the evidence is he was probably gay.

...

I dunno. But there seems to be a complete hangup on sex in general. Many Christians grow incensed when told that ("if he existed" as stated in the New Testament) Jesus might have had sex in a heterosexual marital union with Mary Magdalene according to the Da Vinci Code stuff...

[GAR]

Which sense are you suggesting, the New Testament, or the novel?

It helps to form a thought before posting. /owned x23

[GAR]

I honestly don't understand the religious gay bashing.

It helps to own a moral fibre, old boy. Also those two things you questioned, are repetitions of questions you've had answered before you know.

[Seshmeister]

Which sense are you suggesting, the New Testament, or the novel?

The New Testament is a novel.

[Nickdfresh]

Which sense are you suggesting, the New Testament, or the novel?

It helps to form a thought before posting. /owned x23

Why don't you join your fellow Christian fanatic, Katydid, douche?

The one you used to bitch about and then post kiddie-porn stories in her threads...

[mwsully]

How many times have these so-called Christian "leaders" thrown out a prediction based upon biblical teaching, only to be proven wrong? And yet there are still idiots who follow these people hoping that one day they'll get it right about the end days?

Why are some people so damn gullible?

Wake up!

[thome]

What is the bast part of all of this....?

Satan "needs" to get laid.

Classic!

[Satan]

What is the bast part of all of this....?

Satan "needs" to get laid.

Even the Devil is sometimes led by his third horn, I'm afraid.....

[GAR]

The New Testament is a novel.

Are you very sure?

[GAR]

Why don't you join your fellow Christian fanatic, Katydid, douche?

Currently, FORD is on the hook to defend being both a Christian while simultaneously mocking Christianity.

At least Sesh comes up with the honest answer of disbelief, that's fine because he's very clear about it.

FORD should think about how this indifferent attitude first hooked itself in his brain.

[Satan]

Currently, FORD is on the hook to defend being both a Christian while simultaneously mocking Christianity.

At least Sesh comes up with the honest answer of disbelief, that's fine because he's very clear about it.

FORD should think about how this indifferent attitude first hooked itself in his brain.

I suppose you're going to tell us "the Devil did it", right asswipe?