America Needs No Change

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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #31
    Bono...

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 59619

      #32
      Bono's commitment to Africa is legitimate, and he's been doing that for about 25 years now. I don't know how you can fault the guy for that. Especially since it's literally what Jesus would do.

      He even was willing to meet with the Chimp and Jesse Helms in order to get things done. Now THAT is dedication!
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • Guitar Shark
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7579

        #33
        Because he's helping black people... duh.
        ROTH ARMY MILITIA


        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
        Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 59619

          #34
          Oh, right
          Eat Us And Smile

          Cenk For America 2024!!

          Justice Democrats


          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35754

            #35
            Originally posted by FORD
            Bono's commitment to Africa is legitimate, and he's been doing that for about 25 years now. I don't know how you can fault the guy for that. Especially since it's literally what Jesus would do.
            Yeah but Jesus would pay his taxes.

            Give unto Caesar and all that.

            Actually that is such a classic glaring 'Guys I've had a message from the king that he would like a few amendments to this version' line even for the bible.

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #36
              Sure is...

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              • Satan
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6664

                #37
                In the new "Conservative Bible" they'll probably change it so JC tells them to not pay their taxes at all.
                Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                Originally posted by Sockfucker
                I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #38
                  Screw you, FORD!!!

                  You have no idea who Jesus Christ is!

                  Sesh has a much better idea than you...

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                  • Jesus Christ
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2434

                    #39
                    Gregory, ye need to chilleth out. If religion hath done nothing for thy temper, it hath done nothing for thy soul.

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #40
                      Talk about temper, FORD!!!

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                      • Guitar Shark
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 7579

                        #41
                        ELVIS, maybe you should start drinking again. Sobriety doesn't seem to be working for you.
                        ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                        Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #42
                          Yeah right...

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                          • Anonymous
                            Banned
                            • May 2004
                            • 12749

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                            Yeah but Jesus would pay his taxes.
                            Bullseye.

                            Cheers! :bottle:

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32942

                              #44
                              The only thing I would change in the US Constitution is that both parents need to be citizens in order for the baby to be a citizen. Other than that, keep it the way it is.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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